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Man FUCK people for not being 100% with how a game is looking, how DARE they not be satisfied.
exactly

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Gaming / Re: No Mans Sky should be here by June 2016 for both PS4 and PC.
« on: November 01, 2015, 11:25:19 AM »
Only PS4 game not available on XB1 that looks remotely interesting.
False

True
It's a timed exclusive, they'll release it to the xbone later on.

For marketing reasons it'll be PS4 and PC :DDDDDDDDD until a month or so post-launch.

Was there ever any confirmation on this?
Eh not concrete, I'd just be fairly surprised if they went PC/PS4 and never went Xbone.
I mean, I know it happens from time to time but I'd expect it on the Xbone by december 16.

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Gaming / Re: Fallout 3 Impressions Thread - Progress: Galaxy News Radio
« on: November 01, 2015, 10:38:24 AM »
I ran into the same enclave encounter, it's by the anchorage memorial I think.

It occurs when you've hit Lv 8, regardless of the enclave's status storywise.

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The graphics look fine, I mean the only thing I'd say I'm not overly fond of is some of the textures seem monocoloured but that's either intentional or pre-release footage.

Just stuff like the side of a terminal, desk, paper and the like seemed a bit - eh.

BUT BOO FUCKING HOO, THE GRAPHICS AREN'T 100% 4K ENB MY LIFE IS BLOODY OVER

really though, the game looks fine and people will bitch about anything

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Gaming / Re: No Mans Sky should be here by June 2016 for both PS4 and PC.
« on: November 01, 2015, 10:06:15 AM »
Only PS4 game not available on XB1 that looks remotely interesting.
False

True
It's a timed exclusive, they'll release it to the xbone later on.

For marketing reasons it'll be PS4 and PC :DDDDDDDDD until a month or so post-launch.

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Just because of this article, I'm going to throw out all of the books that I own that were written by women.

All three of them.

Out of 600.

huh

maybe they are onto something.

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Gaming / Re: Fallout 3 Impressions Thread - Progress: Galaxy News Radio
« on: October 31, 2015, 07:02:53 PM »
So I had a giggle just now.

I've been roaming around in a suit of outcast armour because it looks cool e.e
And it's close enough to Skitarii as you are going to get in Fallout but

I went to talk to Casdin to turn in some tech and he said something I've never heard before
to the effect of
'i see you have a suit of our power armour there, I'm sure you just happened to find it out in the wastes (sarcasm dripping) so I'll take that off your hands and you can be on your way'

I thought it was a joke but i hit RB and boom. There i am starkers outside fort independence.

If I didn't like the armour so much I wouldn't have reloaded a save but god damn it made me laugh.

This is one of the things I love so much about this game, even after all these years and hundreds of hours of playtime - there is still shit that genuinely surprises me/that I haven't seen before.

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The Flood / Re: Any retail workers here have stories to share?
« on: October 31, 2015, 03:57:31 PM »
There was a chap who threw a tantrum over the 5p carrier bag charge, that was fairly amusing.
Tightfisted little faggot, it's 5p. I hope he dropped the four bottles of whine he bought too.

Hmm, a she-troll was getting all high and mighty over 50p once too. The tills we have are utter trash so I mean, she was right and the till was wrong but god I could have shot her on the spot for making a nuisance of herself.

And there was a lady who kamikaze'd a doorhandle with her forehead too, that ended well. Paramedics arrived along with the Butcher's van, which was a little bit funny.


Where do you work
Local cornershop/londis.

I don't think I've ever seen a white guy work at Spar or Londis.
lol

Well that's not all that surprising, the family who owns and runs this store and a few others too are indian. But I live in a pretty white area, so all of the staff in the shop are limey bastards like me.

There was a conversation between my boss and a retired old man who used to run a shop, the old guy was saying to the effect of ''thank god for you indian chaps, because none of the natives here have got the backbone to run local shops anymore. Nobody wants to get up at 4am and go to bed at midnight every day of the week, work 6am to 10pm shifts and the like''

It was quite interesting to hear really, and it rang true because the other local shop that was run by natives was a complete shambles. They opened when they felt like it and closed early because they were bored, the shop was always out of essentials and rammed with 300 kinds of £5 jam.

._.

Gotta work hard yo. People be lazy.

I started at Primark today and after reading my induction book I must say its a GREAT. PLACE. TO. WORK. I repeat: IT'S. GREAT.
That's the spirit!

I do run into that a lot at work, the half arsed job some of the student labour pool does of things. After they'd trained me for a week I ended up being sent to clean up after everyone else. Make sure things were done properly and all that.

I mean, it's kinda embarrassing when your boss drags you and a co-worker to the section you've just done to point out that's how things are meant to be done.

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The Flood / Re: Any retail workers here have stories to share?
« on: October 31, 2015, 03:36:44 PM »
There was a chap who threw a tantrum over the 5p carrier bag charge, that was fairly amusing.
Tightfisted little faggot, it's 5p. I hope he dropped the four bottles of whine he bought too.

Hmm, a she-troll was getting all high and mighty over 50p once too. The tills we have are utter trash so I mean, she was right and the till was wrong but god I could have shot her on the spot for making a nuisance of herself.

And there was a lady who kamikaze'd a doorhandle with her forehead too, that ended well. Paramedics arrived along with the Butcher's van, which was a little bit funny.


Where do you work
Local cornershop/londis.

I don't think I've ever seen a white guy work at Spar or Londis.
lol

Well that's not all that surprising, the family who owns and runs this store and a few others too are indian. But I live in a pretty white area, so all of the staff in the shop are limey bastards like me.

There was a conversation between my boss and a retired old man who used to run a shop, the old guy was saying to the effect of ''thank god for you indian chaps, because none of the natives here have got the backbone to run local shops anymore. Nobody wants to get up at 4am and go to bed at midnight every day of the week, work 6am to 10pm shifts and the like''

It was quite interesting to hear really, and it rang true because the other local shop that was run by natives was a complete shambles. They opened when they felt like it and closed early because they were bored, the shop was always out of essentials and rammed with 300 kinds of £5 jam.

._.

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The Flood / Re: Any retail workers here have stories to share?
« on: October 31, 2015, 03:17:00 PM »
There was a chap who threw a tantrum over the 5p carrier bag charge, that was fairly amusing.
Tightfisted little faggot, it's 5p. I hope he dropped the four bottles of whine he bought too.

Hmm, a she-troll was getting all high and mighty over 50p once too. The tills we have are utter trash so I mean, she was right and the till was wrong but god I could have shot her on the spot for making a nuisance of herself.

And there was a lady who kamikaze'd a doorhandle with her forehead too, that ended well. Paramedics arrived along with the Butcher's van, which was a little bit funny.


Where do you work
Local cornershop/londis.

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The Flood / Re: Who knows about working with leather?
« on: October 31, 2015, 02:44:09 PM »
Put the lotion in the basket.

Spoiler
Go for a singer, big heavy oldfashioned machines that you operate with your feet and they will do the job nicely.

Spoiler
You should reverse the spoiler. Kudos on getting it si quickly
Yes, I uh got those the wrong way round.

Spoiler
What can I say, I do love that film.
What film?
The sort of film you'd watch whilst eating a certain cut of meat with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

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The Flood / Re: Any retail workers here have stories to share?
« on: October 31, 2015, 02:43:20 PM »
There was a chap who threw a tantrum over the 5p carrier bag charge, that was fairly amusing.
Tightfisted little faggot, it's 5p. I hope he dropped the four bottles of whine he bought too.

Hmm, a she-troll was getting all high and mighty over 50p once too. The tills we have are utter trash so I mean, she was right and the till was wrong but god I could have shot her on the spot for making a nuisance of herself.

And there was a lady who kamikaze'd a doorhandle with her forehead too, that ended well. Paramedics arrived along with the Butcher's van, which was a little bit funny.

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The Flood / Re: Who knows about working with leather?
« on: October 31, 2015, 02:39:36 PM »
Put the lotion in the basket.

Spoiler
Go for a singer, big heavy oldfashioned machines that you operate with your feet and they will do the job nicely.

Spoiler
You should reverse the spoiler. Kudos on getting it si quickly
Yes, I uh got those the wrong way round.

Spoiler
What can I say, I do love that film.

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The Flood / Re: Who knows about working with leather?
« on: October 31, 2015, 02:27:41 PM »
Go for a singer, big heavy old-fashioned machines that you operate with your feet and they will do the job nicely.

Spoiler
Put the lotion in the basket.

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The Flood / Re: Can zombie culture die now?
« on: October 31, 2015, 12:55:41 PM »
Zombie films used to be good for the body count, now it's just bleh.

Even the games have moved away from that to make shitty survival horror attempts with runners, mutants and screamers etc.

Prototype 1 had it best, that's what the zombie apocalypse is all about. Buckets of gore, killing by the thousands and lots of e.e

Not 'oh no, a retarded corpse is chasing me around and I'm going to act like a retard and get bitten by it'

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Gaming / Re: GwG November
« on: October 31, 2015, 12:50:46 PM »
It's been about two years for the PS4's PS+ games collection.

I've found two of them to be even worth downloading, and I've played one of those.

I'm kind of used to the GWG/PS+ free games being uninteresting at this point, I barely even bother checking the videos.

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The Flood / Re: Which member would you raise a baby with?
« on: October 31, 2015, 10:13:03 AM »
I'm 50/50 on choosing someone who'd be a good parent or someone who would go along with psychological experimentation on the child.

A little unrelated but it reminds me of a psychology 'experiment' a few years ago where two married psychs adopted a chimpanzee as a newborn because the mother rejected it. They raised it and aside from a few expected issues, it all worked fine. The problem came about when the meatbags made a little meatbag and the chimp got pissy, given that they have quite a bit of strength and some sharp bloody teeth - the heartless bastards sent it off to a sanctuary to protect their little meatbag.

;-;7
You be Shirō, I be Mengele?
e.e

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The Flood / Re: Super AIDS is a real thing.
« on: October 31, 2015, 10:05:35 AM »
lol

Degeneracy comes home to roost.

In the words of the prophet, jeremy kyle (pbuh) put something on the end of it you fucking peasants.

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The Flood / Re: Am i blacklisted from anarchy forever?
« on: October 30, 2015, 09:04:44 PM »
You'll be let in again for the next one, just remind me or LC or whoever when it comes around.

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Gaming / Re: "Destiny is BANE?!" | 10 Days - Fallout 4
« on: October 30, 2015, 09:03:34 PM »
YEAH WELL WHOEVER YOU ARE I JUST DISPATCHED A VERTIASSAULT TEAM TO YOUR LOCATION
HAVE A NICE DAY

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The Flood / Re: Which member would you raise a baby with?
« on: October 30, 2015, 01:42:26 PM »
I'm 50/50 on choosing someone who'd be a good parent or someone who would go along with psychological experimentation on the child.

A little unrelated but it reminds me of a psychology 'experiment' a few years ago where two married psychs adopted a chimpanzee as a newborn because the mother rejected it. They raised it and aside from a few expected issues, it all worked fine. The problem came about when the meatbags made a little meatbag and the chimp got pissy, given that they have quite a bit of strength and some sharp bloody teeth - the heartless bastards sent it off to a sanctuary to protect their little meatbag.

;-;7

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The Flood / Re: I resign
« on: October 30, 2015, 01:40:11 PM »
I really love reading all these posts you are sending through proxies, apparently you don't feel like sending me a PM but that's fine. I'm used to tsunderes.

Wait wait wait.

Fucking hell, I think the dingo is tsundere for Psy.

Hivemind must be delayed tonight.
The neurons are lagging.
We need to consume another one, replenish the nervous system.

e.e

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The workers need practical jobs and skills for a trade, the academics need to not be held back by the gumby of the classroom.
But how are you going to categorize the two without coming off as extremely classist? Not every working class student who can barely afford a pair of Filas is going to necessarily be gifted in handiwork, and likewise, not every upperclass toff who relies on daddy to pay for everything is going to be a sublime academic.
That would have been the point of the 11+ exam, which had it's flaws certainly but it could have been improved rather than scrapped.

The academic skill of the child is tested, if they are good with their books they go to a grammar if they are better with their hands they go to a technical college. Of course those born with a silver spoon in their arsehole will go to private schooling anyway, it's just for filtering middle/lowers really. You get the brightest stars from the lower and the best from the middle, the rest go off to techni to stop saturating the graduate market with bloody liberal arts.

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28%
Only 28% managed to get a single fucking C?

I mean, I would have said I'm not surprised going by the kind of mouth breathing peasantry* that infested the lower sets at school but not even a third of poor students managed to get a C? Ugh.

*Before some yank rides in on his moral high horse about muh classism, being a filthy peasant in this context has nothing to do with your social class. It's the trogs who have zero inclination to apply themselves at school.

My family was poor as shit, bugger all income and a mountain of debt. Free school meals and textbooks because we had zero money, I don't mean not a lot I mean we were flat broke. And yet, I still managed to walk out of highschool with three times as many GCSEs as the average student.

You work hard, you do your studying and you put school above football/drinking with your lads or whatever the fuck they do nowadays - and you will do fine.

We should have brought back the grammar schools a long time ago, trying to shovel every kid through the same system doesn't bloody work. The workers need practical jobs and skills for a trade, the academics need to not be held back by the gumby of the classroom.
But see when I say something like this, people start shitposting about bootstraps.
That would have been me ordinarily.

It's probably just to do with schooling, I have next to no sympathy for the [Insert term to describe Dalit here] who made schooling tedious. The lessons moved at a snail's pace because of catering to the undesirables who had no interest in it anyway.

I'd have loved to be filtered off into a grammar school at 11, rather than spending four years in mixed ability classrooms. (See: The able do all of the work and the unwilling make it hard for them to do so)

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The Flood / Re: I resign
« on: October 30, 2015, 01:20:19 PM »
I really love reading all these posts you are sending through proxies, apparently you don't feel like sending me a PM but that's fine. I'm used to tsunderes.

Wait wait wait.

Fucking hell, I think the dingo is tsundere for Psy.

Hivemind must be delayed tonight.

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28%
Only 28% managed to get a single fucking C?

I mean, I would have said I'm not surprised going by the kind of mouth breathing peasantry* that infested the lower sets at school but not even a third of poor students managed to get a C? Ugh.

*Before some yank rides in on his moral high horse about muh classism, being a filthy peasant in this context has nothing to do with your social class. It's the trogs who have zero inclination to apply themselves at school.

My family was poor as shit, bugger all income and a mountain of debt. Free school meals and textbooks because we had zero money, I don't mean not a lot I mean we were flat broke. And yet, I still managed to walk out of highschool with three times as many GCSEs as the average student.

You work hard, you do your studying and you put school above football/drinking with your lads or whatever the fuck they do nowadays - and you will do fine.

We should have brought back the grammar schools a long time ago, trying to shovel every kid through the same system doesn't bloody work. The workers need practical jobs and skills for a trade, the academics need to not be held back by the gumby of the classroom.

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The Flood / Re: I resign
« on: October 30, 2015, 12:47:30 PM »
Psy is a really cool guy and I don't actually think he's a corrupt police officer, I just say these things for attention.

-Elegiac

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The Flood / Re: I resign
« on: October 30, 2015, 09:40:10 AM »
Quote
Are you making yourself out to be a victim... of the victim? That is actually some superb victim blaming.

*golf clap*

 -Elegiac



LOL

A victim complex that projects too, now I have seen it all.

Hurry up and get unbanned so we can dance together, dear friend of mine.

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The Flood / Re: I resign
« on: October 30, 2015, 09:37:14 AM »
Do you want to deal with this shit and argue with tards on a forum, rather than arguing with tards you want to argue with here?
But bannu
Trust me, the enjoyment you get from serving the ban is shortly quashed by the screaming and whining that goes on afterwards.
You should just kill people instead of banning them. They can't complain if they are dead.


YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND RYUUNOSUKE

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The Flood / Re: I resign
« on: October 30, 2015, 09:21:47 AM »
Do you want to deal with this shit and argue with tards on a forum, rather than arguing with tards you want to argue with here?
But bannu
Trust me, the enjoyment you get from serving the ban is shortly quashed by the screaming and whining that goes on afterwards.

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