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The Flood / Re: ISIS wanted a fight. Now they have it
« on: November 19, 2015, 12:34:41 PM »
The frigging legion parade uniform includes an axe and an apron to keep the uniform clear of blood

what the fuck .-.
The FFL are some badass motherfuckers


They all look like theyre ready to slaughter
That's kind of the point <.<

IIRC their uniforms are modelled off the sappers they used in the Napoleonic wars who would be the ones chopping down the barricades and then the enemy combatants <_<

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The guy kinda looks like Michael Fassbender

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The best Talk Shit, Get Hit prime minister since good old Winnie.

May she bathe in argentine tears for all eternity ;-;7

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Serious / Re: A services led economy vs automation
« on: November 19, 2015, 11:04:17 AM »
>tfw psychologist was 360th out of 365 jobs at risk of automation

Looks like someone has to keep the meatbags functioning even when the robots start to run the world e.e

A little sidetracked but I'm just killing time until meta posts ITT

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Gaming / Re: First Fallout game [Poll]
« on: November 19, 2015, 10:57:37 AM »
I'd start with 3, if you can't stand the clunk don't feel bad just move onto the newer titles.

It's aged like a dead cat under a radiator, but it's still a good game.

If 3 isn't your cup of tea, FNV is a step up from it easily (mechanics wise) so that should be more accessible.
I think I can handle old games. If the mechanics are solid then I can cope with it, I guess.
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Then if you've played 3/NV move onto 4 and marvel at how far the game has evolved e.e
So, in short, you recommend playing all of the games.
Ah good, well some people get very finicky over it so if you are prepared to handle a bit of clunk it'll be fine >_>

Indeed I do, although all three are incredible timesink games.

Hundreds and hundreds of hours poured into each one and there is still shit I can go back and do >_>
(It's speculative for fallout 4, but not unfounded at this point)

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Gaming / Re: First Fallout game [Poll]
« on: November 19, 2015, 10:32:57 AM »
I'd start with 3, if you can't stand the clunk don't feel bad just move onto the newer titles.

It's aged like a dead cat under a radiator, but it's still a good game.

If 3 isn't your cup of tea, FNV is a step up from it easily (mechanics wise) so that should be more accessible.

Then if you've played 3/NV move onto 4 and marvel at how far the game has evolved e.e

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Serious / Re: Tribute to a dog
« on: November 19, 2015, 08:23:39 AM »
So apparently muslims are scared shitless of dogs. Like if you're walking with one, they'll distance themselves. Why the fuck is that?

You know, now that I think about it, during my stay in the UAE, I only ever saw westerners with dogs.
After looking it up, it has something to do with them thinking their "unclean" or just the mouth. It's like extreme germophobia or something.

Gonna get me a doge, fam.
Pretty much, they view dogs as being somewhere close to pigs in terms of unclean/haram.
But a dog's got personality.
As do pigs <.<

''A cat looks down on you, a dog looks up to you but a pig? a pig will look at you as an equal''

It's not hard to see why Mister Churchy advocated the wholesale bombing of certain groups of people.


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The Flood / Re: Give me a good reason not to Nuke Syria?
« on: November 19, 2015, 01:35:08 AM »
Ever read dust? They could if the war rages for another couple generations become a really good source for soldiers. Like the fremen from dust.
To hell with nukes, we should set a few sandworms loose in the desert there <_<

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Serious / Re: Tribute to a dog
« on: November 19, 2015, 01:28:49 AM »
So apparently muslims are scared shitless of dogs. Like if you're walking with one, they'll distance themselves. Why the fuck is that?

You know, now that I think about it, during my stay in the UAE, I only ever saw westerners with dogs.
After looking it up, it has something to do with them thinking their "unclean" or just the mouth. It's like extreme germophobia or something.

Gonna get me a doge, fam.
Pretty much, they view dogs as being somewhere close to pigs in terms of unclean/haram.
But, Pigs are some of the cleanest creatures of this world dough. <.<
Islam is pretty retarded at times.

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon
« on: November 19, 2015, 01:14:21 AM »
I'll probably pick it up, I quite like the mystery dungeon series and Red Rescue Team actually has a stronger nostalgia going for it than RSE which is quite weird.

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Serious / Re: Tribute to a dog
« on: November 19, 2015, 01:12:02 AM »
So apparently muslims are scared shitless of dogs. Like if you're walking with one, they'll distance themselves. Why the fuck is that?

You know, now that I think about it, during my stay in the UAE, I only ever saw westerners with dogs.
After looking it up, it has something to do with them thinking their "unclean" or just the mouth. It's like extreme germophobia or something.

Gonna get me a doge, fam.
Pretty much, they view dogs as being somewhere close to pigs in terms of unclean/haram.

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The Flood / Re: Well, I am finally divorced
« on: November 18, 2015, 05:23:03 PM »
Congrats

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Gaming / Re: "It's good to be back." | Fallout Megathread
« on: November 18, 2015, 04:41:36 PM »
So I didn't quite get the exploit working as I'd have liked, it would appear bethesda anticipated this but I can say the following

No story spoilers, just a bit of a cheap way to get money
Industrial. Purifiers.

E.E

I have three of them and a tier 2 running at sanctuary hills and roughly every day of ingame time generates 90-110 bottles of purified water. Each bottle sells for 10 caps at the vendor stalls/trashcan lady/diamond city.

So it's basically 1k free caps per day, but you do have to collect the water from the workshop and sadly you can't just lawnchair infront of it infinitely.

But yeah, purifiers stronk.

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Gaming / Re: "It's good to be back." | Fallout Megathread
« on: November 18, 2015, 04:37:18 PM »
Is it normal to be level 24 and just arriving at Diamond City?
That's a bit later than when I got there but either way, there is a shit-ton you can do before you even get to the outskirts of boston, so I'd say that's fairly close to normal.

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Gaming / Re: battlefront is getting piss reviews
« on: November 18, 2015, 04:35:16 PM »
Teebeeaich, if a game has more than two playable gametypes, then it's doing well.

In your standard FPS, most of the gametypes are utter trash with two or three that don't die off a month after launch.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 18, 2015, 04:04:10 PM »
I really hope this all ends the same way that the (´・ω・`) story ended.

And not the real one because uh... that ended very badly.
How badly? Like an Imperial Guard regiment vs. Tyranids badly or just getting besieged by Orks badly?
Like the Mayflower just pulled into Komorrah and all the puritans disembarked kinda badly.

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Gaming / Re: "It's good to be back." | Fallout Megathread
« on: November 18, 2015, 02:05:53 PM »
It's marked on my map...

Should I go and take a look For Science? or should I just skirt around it like Swan Lake?

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 18, 2015, 01:17:01 PM »
I always just read this as the entire story.

http://www.platinumhearts.net/t6115-2ch-love-story-op-and-denko
That is it tho

It's actually copied from the one I linked and credited at the bottom lol

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The Flood / Re: I killed Paul Allen with an axe to the face
« on: November 18, 2015, 12:53:20 PM »
I'm sorry, I have to return some videotapes.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 18, 2015, 12:48:30 PM »
Found the real 'denko' story

Spoiler
"NAGASAKI — The Nagasaki District Court on Friday sentenced a man to death for murdering the mother and grandmother of a woman he had been stalking. Gota Tsutsui, 28, from Kuwana in Mie Prefecture, was convicted of stabbing to death Mitsuko Yamashita, 56, and her mother, Hisae Yamashita, 77, in the rear compartment of their minivan outside their home in Saikai, Nagasaki Prefecture, on Dec 16, 2011. The victims were the mother and grandmother of Tsutsui’s former girlfriend. Tsutsui’s lawyer had entered a plea of not guilty by reason of insanity, Fuji TV reported. The court heard that prior to the murders, Tsutsui sent 17 emails to the woman’s relatives threatening to kill them if they interfered with his efforts to get back together with his ex-girlfriend. The case gained notoriety when it was revealed that Chiba prefectural police failed to act on a complaint against the stalker and went off on a holiday. After the murders, the National Public Safety Commission reprimanded 20 police officers at Chiba police headquarters, and at Narashino police station, where the complaint was filed. The court heard that Tsutsui had been warned twice by Chiba police and was already under investigation for assaulting Mitsuko Yamashita’s then 23-year-old daughter. The girl’s father, Makoto Yamashita, first contacted Chiba police on Oct 29, 2011, to alert them to the violence, following which Tsutsui was given a warning by police. Tsutsui continued to harass the girl by telephone and email and was again warned by police to leave her alone. Investigators said Tsutsui promised not to contact her again and went back to Mie. Yamashita and his daughter visited police in person on Dec 6, 2011, to file charges against Tsutsui for assault. However, the police told him they were busy with “more urgent cases” and asked him to come back the following week. Twelve officers then went on a three-day trip to Hokkaido. In its initial investigation into the case, Chiba prefectural police omitted references to the leisure trip but were forced to acknowledge it after local media revealed the details. Makoto told media that the Chiba police were unfit to call themselves an organization that protects the public. He released a statement on Friday in which he called Tsutsui “the worst example of humanity,” Fuji TV reported. Six lay judges and three professional judges heard the case."

I hope nobody is surprised about how shitty the Japanese police force is.
Um, I don't know what you are talking about.

The grorious nipponese police can do nothing wrong. I mean just look at the incredibly low murder rates for japan! :D

The suicide rate is completely unrelated to that and is entirely the fault of the psychological professions.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 18, 2015, 12:41:19 PM »
Found the real 'denko' story

Spoiler
"NAGASAKI — The Nagasaki District Court on Friday sentenced a man to death for murdering the mother and grandmother of a woman he had been stalking. Gota Tsutsui, 28, from Kuwana in Mie Prefecture, was convicted of stabbing to death Mitsuko Yamashita, 56, and her mother, Hisae Yamashita, 77, in the rear compartment of their minivan outside their home in Saikai, Nagasaki Prefecture, on Dec 16, 2011. The victims were the mother and grandmother of Tsutsui’s former girlfriend. Tsutsui’s lawyer had entered a plea of not guilty by reason of insanity, Fuji TV reported. The court heard that prior to the murders, Tsutsui sent 17 emails to the woman’s relatives threatening to kill them if they interfered with his efforts to get back together with his ex-girlfriend. The case gained notoriety when it was revealed that Chiba prefectural police failed to act on a complaint against the stalker and went off on a holiday. After the murders, the National Public Safety Commission reprimanded 20 police officers at Chiba police headquarters, and at Narashino police station, where the complaint was filed. The court heard that Tsutsui had been warned twice by Chiba police and was already under investigation for assaulting Mitsuko Yamashita’s then 23-year-old daughter. The girl’s father, Makoto Yamashita, first contacted Chiba police on Oct 29, 2011, to alert them to the violence, following which Tsutsui was given a warning by police. Tsutsui continued to harass the girl by telephone and email and was again warned by police to leave her alone. Investigators said Tsutsui promised not to contact her again and went back to Mie. Yamashita and his daughter visited police in person on Dec 6, 2011, to file charges against Tsutsui for assault. However, the police told him they were busy with “more urgent cases” and asked him to come back the following week. Twelve officers then went on a three-day trip to Hokkaido. In its initial investigation into the case, Chiba prefectural police omitted references to the leisure trip but were forced to acknowledge it after local media revealed the details. Makoto told media that the Chiba police were unfit to call themselves an organization that protects the public. He released a statement on Friday in which he called Tsutsui “the worst example of humanity,” Fuji TV reported. Six lay judges and three professional judges heard the case."

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 18, 2015, 12:38:16 PM »
I really hope this all ends the same way that the (´・ω・`) story ended.

And not the real one because uh... that ended very badly.
Will you go watch the cherry blossoms with me, Psy-sama?
senpai noticed me


Seriously though, I wasn't aware there was an ending to the denko story. Got a link?
The denko saga never really finished, it kind of trails off with OP stalking someone else and ending up with them but I think it started to unravel at that point. People seemed to think it was a hoax/parody/clockman w.e but yeah

I can't remember where I found the article about the 'real' denko story but uh I could try and have a look.

http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails

This has the paste of each of the threads (following one is linked at the end of each post)

http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21674384403/help-im-not-sure-who-i-like-anymore-%CF%89

This was how it ended though, ''not with a shank but a (´・ω・`)''

(Edit: There are five threads pasted there in total, it's a hell of a read if you make it through all of them)

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 18, 2015, 12:31:59 PM »

And not the real one because uh... that ended very badly.
I disagree.
Because of the deaths or because of the world having one less 3DPD in it?

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 18, 2015, 12:30:51 PM »
I really hope this all ends the same way that the (´・ω・`) story ended.

And not the real one because uh... that ended very badly.
Will you go watch the cherry blossoms with me, Psy-sama?
senpai noticed me


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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 18, 2015, 12:27:48 PM »
I really hope this all ends the same way that the (´・ω・`) story ended.

And not the real one because uh... that ended very badly.
How did it end?
There have been a few, but the one off the top of my head ended up with a murder-suicide after a few years of relentless stalking and harassment.

(´・ω・`)

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We'll reach the McDonalds singularity fairly soon, you can only keep on cheating mother nature with hamburgers and diet coke for so long.

Anyone notice how bad rates of childhood obesity are getting? And I don't mean 16 year olds, I mean 4 year olds.

Somehow I doubt the following generation of bloaters are going to be able to survive long enough to reproduce at the prodigious rates their forebearers have.
That's sort of what I was getting at but you said it a lot more politely than I did.

The moral question of the century. Should we really allow people like that to breed, survive, and carry on those hereditary afflictions?
I think the moral question answers itself when you consider the horrors inherent in depriving bloaters of their favourite source of coronary heart disease.

As a species we should, it rids the gestalt of those too stupid to eat a proper diet and/or exercise.
As humans with a supposed conscience, we shouldn't be allowing it to happen because it's not exactly the fault of the children that their parents are bloaters. Sins of the father and all that.

It's kind of a futile endeavour though, I mean look at how psychotic people get over tobacco legislation. An addictive product proven to cause cancer and worse, yet people get the screaming abdabs about another round of kneecapping the tobacco companies for their crimes.


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Gaming / Re: "It's good to be back." | Fallout Megathread
« on: November 18, 2015, 12:16:56 PM »
My synthetic heart is torn between them.

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We'll reach the McDonalds singularity fairly soon, you can only keep on cheating mother nature with hamburgers and diet coke for so long.

Anyone notice how bad rates of childhood obesity are getting? And I don't mean 16 year olds, I mean 4 year olds.

Somehow I doubt the following generation of bloaters are going to be able to survive long enough to reproduce at the prodigious rates their forebearers have.


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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 18, 2015, 12:11:53 PM »
I really hope this all ends the same way that the (´・ω・`) story ended.

And not the real one because uh... that ended very badly.

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Gaming / Re: battlefront is getting piss reviews
« on: November 18, 2015, 11:17:33 AM »
Fallout 4 also had a major hype campaign surrounding it and no concentrated effort by nostalgia fags to create negative publicity about it.
uhuh
Spoiler

I said concentrated effort.
oh

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