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The Flood / Re: To All Ninja's: Plz Ban Me For 1 Week!
« on: December 03, 2015, 11:04:03 PM »
Going with post blocker because I need to be off to bed now, if you wish to repeal it then just PM me or one of the other mods and it'll be removed - otherwise see you in a week.

ripperoni in pepperoni

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The Flood / Re: To All Ninja's: Plz Ban Me For 1 Week!
« on: December 03, 2015, 10:58:48 PM »
If this is a serious request, let me know and I'll file one for ya.

My view is if someone wants to get banned for a week or whenever, then it's better to just give them the requested ban than to refuse and then lead to them breaking the rules to earn said ban <.<
Yes. Pull the cord for a week. And thank you!

Very well, do you want a login blocker or just a post blocker?

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The Flood / Re: To All Ninja's: Plz Ban Me For 1 Week!
« on: December 03, 2015, 09:27:56 PM »
If this is a serious request, let me know and I'll file one for ya.

My view is if someone wants to get banned for a week or whenever, then it's better to just give them the requested ban than to refuse and then lead to them breaking the rules to earn said ban <.<

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woosh

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tbh fuck chaos

the less heresy the better

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The Flood / Re: A formal apology
« on: December 03, 2015, 12:37:53 PM »
Lock Requested... I think...
or whatever the hell that is

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Serious / Re: Marine murdered transgender woman
« on: December 03, 2015, 11:33:10 AM »


Since we've reached the 6 page quota for transgender threads, and then a little bit extra - I'm gonna go ahead and give this a good old lock.

Because we all know what happens next.

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Serious / Re: Marine murdered transgender woman
« on: December 03, 2015, 11:21:57 AM »


reminderposting

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Gaming / Re: Total War: Warhammer campaign video
« on: December 03, 2015, 10:11:10 AM »
Waaaagh wasn't ear shatteringly loud

0/10

preorder cancelled

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I'd just point out that a study quoted in a textbook =/= listed in the DSM/ICD

and that even being listen in one of the two manuals doesn't necessarily mean it's a mental illness because they change definitions so frequently (relatively speaking)

and that they also used to list homosexuality as one

Waifus are people too.
There is nothing psychologically unhealthy about being romantically involved with a fictional character.

srs

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The Flood / Re: Dubs and I will post a random Floodians phone number
« on: December 02, 2015, 06:27:59 PM »
oh would you look at that

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The Flood / Re: Dubs and I will post a random Floodians phone number
« on: December 02, 2015, 06:27:31 PM »
Reminder that if anyone gets Psy's number to play this over the phone.
YouTube

I'm going to hurt you IRL
Only if you can get dubs, fam
no

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The Flood / Re: Dubs and I will post a random Floodians phone number
« on: December 02, 2015, 06:21:24 PM »
Reminder that if anyone gets Psy's number to play this over the phone.
YouTube

I'm going to hurt you IRL

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The Flood / Re: Opportunity for quints rapidly approaching.
« on: December 02, 2015, 05:54:58 PM »
no

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The Flood / Re: What do you think you're known for on sep7agon?
« on: December 02, 2015, 02:59:45 PM »
mod abuse

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Serious / Re: Active shooting in California
« on: December 02, 2015, 02:12:26 PM »
Let's see if he can get a tactical nuke
I bet the scrub is using hardline too

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The Flood / Re: The tradition of banter goes back a long way in Britain
« on: December 02, 2015, 01:58:26 PM »
tfw the best yank lads song involves their own soldiers falling out of planes to their deaths

step it up lads
uhm... that's I can't find a single mention of dying paratroopers here


    OH, I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND OF COTTON,
    OLD TIMES THERE ARE NOT FORGOTTEN.
    LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY DIXIE LAND!

    IN DIXIE'S LAND, WHERE I WAS BORN IN,
    EARLY ON ONE FROSTY MORNIN'.
    LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY DIXIE LAND!

    I WISH I WAS IN DIXIE, HOORAY! HOORAY!
    IN DIXIE'S LAND I'LL TAKE MY STAND,
    TO LIVE AND DIE IN DIXIE.
    AWAY, AWAY, AWAY DOWN SOUTH IN DIXIE!
    AWAY, AWAY, AWAY DOWN SOUTH IN DIXIE!

    THERE'S BUCKWHEAT CAKES AND INJUN BATTER,
    MAKES YOU FAT OR A LITTLE FATTER.
    LOOK AWAY! LOOK AWAY! LOOK AWAY! DIXIE LAND

    THEN HOE IT DOWN AND SCRATCH YOUR GRAVEL,
    TO DIXIE'S LAND I'M BOUND TO TRAVEL.
    LOOK AWAY! LOOK AWAY! LOOK AWAY! DIXIE LAND

    I WISH I WAS IN DIXIE, HOORAY! HOORAY!
    IN DIXIE'S LAND I'LL TAKE MY STAND,
    TO LIVE AND DIE IN DIXIE.
    AWAY, AWAY, AWAY DOWN SOUTH IN DIXIE!
    AWAY, AWAY, AWAY DOWN SOUTH IN DIXIE!
I thought it started with 'My eyes have seen the glory of...'

but okay

touché all the same

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The Flood / Re: The tradition of banter goes back a long way in Britain
« on: December 02, 2015, 01:42:40 PM »
oh

why the hell are they cheap for you buggers then?
The ones they get might as well poison you
ohh

how quaint

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The Flood / Re: The tradition of banter goes back a long way in Britain
« on: December 02, 2015, 01:42:20 PM »
tfw the best yank lads song involves their own soldiers falling out of planes to their deaths

step it up lads

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The Flood / Re: The tradition of banter goes back a long way in Britain
« on: December 02, 2015, 01:41:03 PM »
oh

why the hell are they cheap for you buggers then?

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The Flood / Re: The tradition of banter goes back a long way in Britain
« on: December 02, 2015, 01:34:41 PM »

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The Flood / The tradition of banter goes back a long way in Britain
« on: December 02, 2015, 01:27:04 PM »
Way back when the nazis were still being a bit of a problem in europe, the theory goes that the bri'ish spies dug up some of hitler's WW1 medical records, where an examination recorded he was missing a nut. To 'drive him round the bend, whatwhat' they decided to encourage the spread of banter that mocked hitler's missing crown jewel.

One such appearance of this government sanctioned banter is this little ditty

[Introductory verse]
To the tune of 'land of hope and glory'
Tune embed for the yanks
YouTube


Quote
Land of Soap and Water
Hitler's avin a bath
Churchills lookin through the keeeeeyhole
Avin a jolly good laugh

[Bridge]
Beeeeeeeeeeecaaaaaaaauuuuuuuse

[Main verses]
To the tune of Colonel Bogey/Bridge on the River Kwai song
YouTube


Quote
Hitler has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert Hall1
His mother, the dirty bugger
Cut it off when he was small

She threw it into a great big tree
It fell into the deep blue sea
The fishes got out their dishes
And had scallops2 and bollocks3 for tea

Footnotes for the yenks
1. Propa bri'ish exhibition hall
2. Seafood, dunno if you call them scallops across the pond or what but it's the little marshmallow looking things that cost a fortune
3. Slang for goolies, which is slang for knackers, which is slang for nuts, which is slang for testes.

If any other bongs wish to add historical banter to the thread, feel free. The next post is gonna be on the Archer's Salute™ (Historical accuracy be damned, it's banter all the same).

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The Flood / Re: On A Scale On 1-1O
« on: December 02, 2015, 11:56:13 AM »
It varies. Range is 2-8, but usually hovers around a 3-4 until somebody gets a known sore spot.

Scratch that, a really good meme catapults it to a 10.
Nothing awakens the hivemind like a good old fashioned lynching.

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The Flood / Re: Jon McIntosh - "5 Ways Men Can Help End Sexism"
« on: December 02, 2015, 11:42:51 AM »
and final post

hilarious and original joke time

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Spoiler
none because they can't change anything xdddddddddddddddddddddd

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The Flood / Re: Jon McIntosh - "5 Ways Men Can Help End Sexism"
« on: December 02, 2015, 11:41:19 AM »
Quote
For example, when you stand up and say that a sexist joke is not funny the men telling the sexist joke can no longer be assured that they will go unchallenged the next time they tell it.

tbh that's a good way to get punched in the UK

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The Flood / Re: Jon McIntosh - "5 Ways Men Can Help End Sexism"
« on: December 02, 2015, 11:35:21 AM »
Quote
TRIGGER WARNING:
This video contains feminism. If you are a small-minded bigot or misogynist, proceed with caution.

That's nice, dear.

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The Flood / Re: Why Do the British Eat Weird Shit?
« on: December 02, 2015, 10:12:40 AM »
We literally eat ANYTHING:

Birthday Pie
Pork Cylinders
Potato Grids
Sandwich Casserole
Hoisin Crispy Owl
Pasta Pillows
Egg n Ham Slabs
20 cheese omelette
Varicose Vein cheese
Orange Fish Flesh
Hibernian Eggs
Bread n Ham Deltoids
BONBONBONBONS
Only one of those I don't get is birthday pie

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