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4081
« on: December 08, 2015, 11:42:03 AM »
You see, none of this would happen if America was a first world nation.
What was that? I don't speak Arabic.
inshallah
4082
« on: December 08, 2015, 11:37:53 AM »
At least he got on the cover of the local paper
I 'member when me granda was on the papers
đź‘Ś
4083
« on: December 08, 2015, 11:31:52 AM »
At least he got on the cover of the local paper
4084
« on: December 08, 2015, 11:30:23 AM »
You see, none of this would happen if America was a first world nation.
4085
« on: December 08, 2015, 11:29:03 AM »
bloody hell mates this a right ballsup, which mad bastard decided that sticking a lampshade on a penguin and throwing it into the playground was a good idea?
fuckin nutters i swear
innit lad
i bet it was dave
silly bugger, i told him that his nandos was too cheeky but he didn't listen
now look where he is
in the clink
stupid trog
ah knew dave was a fokin wanker
he was a right pillock pity though i'll always remember when he threw a chair at abdul in the kebab shop a moment of silence for a true lad ;-;7
4086
« on: December 08, 2015, 11:26:51 AM »
bloody hell mates this a right ballsup, which mad bastard decided that sticking a lampshade on a penguin and throwing it into the playground was a good idea?
fuckin nutters i swear
innit lad
i bet it was dave silly bugger, i told him that his nandos was too cheeky but he didn't listen now look where he is in the clink stupid trog
4087
« on: December 08, 2015, 11:03:43 AM »
bloody hell mates this a right ballsup, which mad bastard decided that sticking a lampshade on a penguin and throwing it into the playground was a good idea?
fuckin nutters i swear
4088
« on: December 08, 2015, 11:01:47 AM »
Yanks are such silly creatures.
Robot Psyducks who aren't sleeping are silly too
This unit only woke up four hours ago though.
4089
« on: December 08, 2015, 11:01:10 AM »
DON'T FUCKING NINJA ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
4090
« on: December 08, 2015, 11:00:48 AM »
I never implied it
I know Americans do it because I have friends and know people that do it
How else do yanks get hot water m8
yanks
Yanks = British slang for American
Implying at it's max
So if I call another bong a shitteeth limey that makes me a yank? Or implies that I am? Spety is a yank, everyone in the USA is a yank. Especially those in the south.
4091
« on: December 08, 2015, 10:59:31 AM »
Yanks are such silly creatures.
4092
« on: December 08, 2015, 10:41:46 AM »
Because they're American
Duh
brb microwaving water
Don't tell me yanks actually do that...
4093
« on: December 08, 2015, 09:41:08 AM »
Racism flamewar aside
Meta you plonker, that was the first warning you've ever had
You know the big sticky in serious that says 'don't call people stupid fucking cunts' otherwise you get a slap?
It's been there for a little while tbh
So as per the rules, you got a day ban from serious <_<
It expires at 3am or something but if i'm going to bed before then I'll let you off early >_>
plonker
4094
« on: December 08, 2015, 09:00:42 AM »
Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi - lol, pity it wasn't assad though.
Black Lives Matter activists - bigger lol
Caitlyn Jenner - biggest lol
Travis Kalanick - nah
Angela Merkel - Not a bad choice, she's kind of held most of europe together singlehandedly for a good number of years now.
Vladimir Putin - Not a bad pick but he's not really done anything too special this year, apart from showing the west up in syria ofc
Hassan Rouhani - I think he actually deserves it out of all of them, someone who is and has pretty much succeeded in bringing iran back from rogue state in the eyes of most of the world to one that is at least willing to have talks over shit.
Donald Trump - lol
4095
« on: December 07, 2015, 09:29:04 PM »
I imagine if I'd played it before skyrim, I'd have been impressed/able to enjoy it etc
but trying to do so after skyrim... it was just hell.
Potato faced, daemon reptile hell.
4096
« on: December 07, 2015, 04:01:32 PM »
Therapy.
4097
« on: December 07, 2015, 01:18:42 PM »
um this was in the recommended videos ... I eat little babies. I scream.
4098
« on: December 07, 2015, 11:05:32 AM »
I had an ingrown toenail but I'd seen what the surgery was like and I was too scared to get it fixed so I lived with it for about a whole agonizing year until it went away
I tried this, but instead I ended up with the other foot going the same way (mostly likely) from walking at a funny angle to avoid using my right foot too much >_>
Lucky though, that's dodging quite a bullet <_<
I dug my own out with a nail clipper and a tiny pry bar...
I tried all that, putting cotton wool under the nail to lift it out of the flesh but it was infected at that point aaaand I think that just made it worse <_<
ouch
I also got to mine in the early stages...
Ah Yeah I probably had needed the surgery for about 6 months at that point I then carried on for another six before it got to the point where I straight up couldn't walk without bleeding into my shoes aaaand went in for the surgery ;-;
4099
« on: December 07, 2015, 10:53:04 AM »
I had an ingrown toenail but I'd seen what the surgery was like and I was too scared to get it fixed so I lived with it for about a whole agonizing year until it went away
I tried this, but instead I ended up with the other foot going the same way (mostly likely) from walking at a funny angle to avoid using my right foot too much >_>
Lucky though, that's dodging quite a bullet <_<
I dug my own out with a nail clipper and a tiny pry bar...
I tried all that, putting cotton wool under the nail to lift it out of the flesh but it was infected at that point aaaand I think that just made it worse <_<
4100
« on: December 07, 2015, 10:51:19 AM »
It's not just the patients either, you see the bloody nurses stood among them smoking away.
At least here in Florida, any employees who smoked prior to the new policy are required to leave the hospital grounds (as in, on the street past the parking lot) to smoke, and they're not given breaks (so it's on their lunch time).
Good, pity the NHS won't emulate that because god forbid you hurt the smoker's feelings.
4101
« on: December 07, 2015, 09:58:41 AM »
I thought being able to discriminate on who you employ/provide services to was quite a treasured right in the USA?
Or does that only apply to blacks and gays?
Facetiousness aside, I don't really see a problem with it.
When it comes to hospitals and smokers, I'm a lot less forgiving than when it comes to ordinary life. If the selfish pricks didn't crowd around the main entrance to smoke because they don't feel like walking anywhere, it wouldn't be so bad. But having to walk through shanghai smog to get to A&E is disgusting.
It's not just the patients either, you see the bloody nurses stood among them smoking away.
4102
« on: December 07, 2015, 09:34:34 AM »
I had an ingrown toenail but I'd seen what the surgery was like and I was too scared to get it fixed so I lived with it for about a whole agonizing year until it went away
I tried this, but instead I ended up with the other foot going the same way (mostly likely) from walking at a funny angle to avoid using my right foot too much >_> Lucky though, that's dodging quite a bullet <_<
4103
« on: December 06, 2015, 06:58:54 PM »
I was in a pretty bad car accident some years ago. I was traveling 50mph down a two lane road approaching an intersection. This intersection was a two way stop, not a four way, and I had no stop sign to stop at. Some lady on the right hand side started impatiently creeping out into the right lane, despite seeing me clearly coming down the road. I see this and try to anticipate her stupidity by moving the left hand side of my lane and getting ready to maneuver as best as possible. Well, it didn't pay off. Right as I beginning passing her, she floors on the gas too early and clips my right hand side, veering my car almost entirely sideways and onto the sidewalk. I collided with a street lamp just behind the driver's side door, ricochet off and spin a couple more times before finally stopping in the middle of both lanes on the road. I lost consciousness when I hit the lamp, but my injuries were pretty extensive-
Basilar skull fracture with a large laceration running from the back of my ear running up to my left temple.
Several fractured ribs that caused a flail chest and a pneumothorax. Thankfully, it never became a tension pneumothorax.
Dislocated left shoulder with a compound fracture of the collar bone and hairline fracture on my ulna.
An iliac crest pelvic fracture on the left side with shortening, left femoral head fracture, sprang ankle, and a moderately sized avulsion on my left calf.
A ruptured spleen with internal hemorrhaging that presented with some abdominal rigidity and multiple bruised organs.
Other cuts n bruises etc.
The lady who caused the accident was uninjured.
...Until you got out of the hospital right? seriously though, fucking hell that's bad <.<
4104
« on: December 06, 2015, 06:51:00 PM »
I think the combination of psychological trauma and physical pain probably made it seem significantly more physically painful than it actually was but an irregular heartbeat and anything that increases it even in the slightest is still extremely painful.
Other than that, probably be that time I crashed my bike and slammed into a metal pole so hard that my body went into shock and I couldn't move. The bruise was...pretty gnarly.
Also that one time I had the back of my head operated on because they found something they thought might've been cancerous. The anesthetic didn't work at all.
soooooo
you were conscious/paralyzed or you could just feel it >_>
Both probably? Hah. All the blunt force trauma avoided my head region so I was conscious through the whole thing. It was dark a car's headlights fucked up my vision long enough for me to not see the two poles linked together by a chain as I rode into it full speed and basically whiplashed on it while somehow keeping my hands on the handlebars to the bike in a death grip.
All I could feel was pain and at the same time it felt like I couldn't feel at all. It also took me what felt like an eternity before I could move again and getting back to where I was staying at the time was horrible.
fook
It could've been a lot worse. I could've hit my head and I somehow didn't break any bones despite all the really bad brusing. My stomach and pelvis absorbed the majority of the hit...
So did someone just steal your luck or was it never there in the first place? ._____.
4105
« on: December 06, 2015, 06:43:31 PM »
if only I had a pc stronk enough ;-;7
Ah well, I'll get around to building one in the new year I think.
Warhammer. It's calling to you.
Just let it in
A PC isn't cheap though it'd be a few hundred quid and on my income that'd be a few months of saving really <_<
4106
« on: December 06, 2015, 06:42:20 PM »
I think the combination of psychological trauma and physical pain probably made it seem significantly more physically painful than it actually was but an irregular heartbeat and anything that increases it even in the slightest is still extremely painful.
Other than that, probably be that time I crashed my bike and slammed into a metal pole so hard that my body went into shock and I couldn't move. The bruise was...pretty gnarly.
Also that one time I had the back of my head operated on because they found something they thought might've been cancerous. The anesthetic didn't work at all.
soooooo
you were conscious/paralyzed or you could just feel it >_>
Both probably? Hah. All the blunt force trauma avoided my head region so I was conscious through the whole thing. It was dark a car's headlights fucked up my vision long enough for me to not see the two poles linked together by a chain as I rode into it full speed and basically whiplashed on it while somehow keeping my hands on the handlebars to the bike in a death grip.
All I could feel was pain and at the same time it felt like I couldn't feel at all. It also took me what felt like an eternity before I could move again and getting back to where I was staying at the time was horrible.
fook
4107
« on: December 06, 2015, 06:24:42 PM »
I think the combination of psychological trauma and physical pain probably made it seem significantly more physically painful than it actually was but an irregular heartbeat and anything that increases it even in the slightest is still extremely painful.
Other than that, probably be that time I crashed my bike and slammed into a metal pole so hard that my body went into shock and I couldn't move. The bruise was...pretty gnarly.
Also that one time I had the back of my head operated on because they found something they thought might've been cancerous. The anesthetic didn't work at all.
soooooo you were conscious/paralyzed or you could just feel it >_>
4108
« on: December 06, 2015, 06:19:06 PM »
I've had seven surgeries, but the worst one was when I had to have a drain sticking out of my back ;____;
I had to go home walking around with a surgical drain sticking out of my butt for a week
it wasnt physically painful
but my dignity hasnt recovered since
... oh my
4109
« on: December 06, 2015, 06:09:06 PM »
Pissing up blood which lead to massive pain on the left side of my gut. They thought it was kidney stones at first, wasn't that. They think it was renal veins tied up or something.
... fucking hell
4110
« on: December 06, 2015, 05:57:31 PM »
Brother busted my head open and I had to get staples
probably should have done the dishes when he asked then tbh
Also when I was like 2 I fell off the bed and split open the side of my eye. My dad held me down and gave me stitches right then and there.
Good lord Is he a doctor/medic of some kind? or just like 'imma fix this'
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