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The Flood / Re: Probably the weirdest question I've ever asked
« on: December 14, 2015, 08:57:44 PM »
Have you heard of the greater good?
Chugokujin pureasu go ando sutei go

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The Flood / Re: Probably the weirdest question I've ever asked
« on: December 14, 2015, 08:55:55 PM »
STOP EATING RAW HUMAN STOMACHS, MAGOS! IT IS UNBECOMING AND HERETICAL.


Unless...you're after all a Khorneflakes worshiper.
wareware wa ningen wo tabimasendeshita
wareware wa NIGGER wo fuckmyshitup
oh
wareware wa kimegao de sou itta
wareware wa kangaroo de sou titties
wareware da, yorumungando, sekai hebi

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The Flood / Re: Probably the weirdest question I've ever asked
« on: December 14, 2015, 08:54:25 PM »
When you're hunting prey you're supposed to go for the neck or heart. If you cut the stomach or intestines and let the bacteria taint the meat then its all over.
ahh

You see this is the sort of thing I was asking for, I don't go hunting for fairly obvious reasons so I don't know a lot of this sort of stuff >_>

Not that I need to know, it's more just curiosity
Hunting the most dangerous game I see
why does everyone assume I'm out to hunt a two legged goat?

when have i ever given that impression?

smhtbhfam

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The Flood / Re: Probably the weirdest question I've ever asked
« on: December 14, 2015, 08:53:41 PM »
STOP EATING RAW HUMAN STOMACHS, MAGOS! IT IS UNBECOMING AND HERETICAL.


Unless...you're after all a Khorneflakes worshiper.
wareware wa ningen wo tabimasendeshita
wareware wa NIGGER wo fuckmyshitup
oh
wareware wa kimegao de sou itta

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The Flood / Re: Probably the weirdest question I've ever asked
« on: December 14, 2015, 08:50:14 PM »
When you're hunting prey you're supposed to go for the neck or heart. If you cut the stomach or intestines and let the bacteria taint the meat then its all over.
ahh

You see this is the sort of thing I was asking for, I don't go hunting for fairly obvious reasons so I don't know a lot of this sort of stuff >_>

Not that I need to know, it's more just curiosity

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The Flood / Re: Probably the weirdest question I've ever asked
« on: December 14, 2015, 08:49:14 PM »
STOP EATING RAW HUMAN STOMACHS, MAGOS! IT IS UNBECOMING AND HERETICAL.


Unless...you're after all a Khorneflakes worshiper.
wareware wa ningen wo tabimasendeshita

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The Flood / Re: How could you escape from the creature in "It Follows"?
« on: December 14, 2015, 08:39:35 PM »
was this creature a ginosaji by any chance?

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The Flood / Re: Probably the weirdest question I've ever asked
« on: December 14, 2015, 08:28:52 PM »
WOW SO IGNORANT LOL
ikr op is a fucking tard

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The Flood / Re: Probably the weirdest question I've ever asked
« on: December 14, 2015, 07:04:36 PM »
I think this is a question better suited for Google, fam
You should try it, tbh

Like I did, many times

The acid isn't strong enough to do immediate harm. It would be working away dissolving, but very slowly, the same way if you throw up you don't just lose all your teeth but after repeated/prolonged exposure it would damage them (e.g. Bulimia sufferers)

If you got stabbed in the stomach, the acid would come out and probably do a little bit of damage (see above), but a more pressing manner would be the knife in your stomach. That said, if the knife was left in and wasn't jiggled about, it would probably stay where it is due to the suction thingy that keeps blood in also.

So no, no leaking acid with the strength of Aliens' acid blood:


sankyu e.e

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The Flood / Probably the weirdest question I've ever asked
« on: December 14, 2015, 06:48:48 PM »
Sooooooo

Question from my childhood that never got an answer

When a predator kills it's prey, and it bites into the abdomen to eat - what happens if it bites through the stomach lining?

So a lion catches a wildebeest, kills it and bites into it's guts to feed - does the stomach acid inside the wildebeest harm the lion or does the lion avoid the stomach?

Similar vein but for human physiology, if you stabbed someone in the stomach with a knife - would the stomach acid leak out?

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The Flood / Re: Where are your ancestors from?
« on: December 14, 2015, 06:45:08 PM »
I'm related to Mr Psy
I swear to dug, if your ancestor was alice nutter <_<
Nah. I was just joking about >Jones.

No way I'm even going to attempt to search through it.
oh right

thought you were talking about the witch trials >_>

but yeah... fucking jones is as bad as smith.

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The Flood / Re: Where are your ancestors from?
« on: December 14, 2015, 06:42:04 PM »
I'm related to Mr Psy
I swear to dug, if your ancestor was alice nutter <_<

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The Flood / Re: Where are your ancestors from?
« on: December 14, 2015, 06:20:25 PM »
A Scottish clan that I've never found the name of (I need to ask my grandmother someday)
Welsh is impossible to trace >jones = gg no re give up now
England... haaaaaa... my ancestors on that side of the family were some of the last people to be executed as witches

The irish part of the family/ancestry is a lot clearer and stronger, partly because that's the surname (the er, chances of a male child to female child in the -surname- family goes roughly like this
Four generations
Grandparents (3:2)
Parents (1:1)
Siblings (5:0)
Nephew/Niece (1:0)

total ratio 10:3

and apparently my great grandfather had a lot of brothers too, but I don't have the numbers for that.

Anyhoo, male line is stronk and always leaves the surname behind - the chosen profession of this line was clerics, priests, scribes, monks, clerks, historians - go figure for what that implies about record keeping.

All in all you can trace my family line in ireland with confidence back to about 300AD (iirc) with a few kings along the way >.>

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The Flood / Re: Worst genre on YouTube?
« on: December 14, 2015, 05:27:53 PM »
I think people forget the year of the reply girls.

Christ that was awful.

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Gaming / Re: I'm a terrible person, I've betrayed you all
« on: December 14, 2015, 02:02:55 PM »
nope

The beta was fun, I'm probably going to pick it up after christmas (and wallet recovery time) <.<

Nonono. If you want to play the game, wait until it's 20-30 bucks. It is not worth paying for at full price.
I don't pay retail price for games anyway, amazon undercuts nicely so when it hits my acceptable margin I'll buy it.

£45+ Better be the second coming of christ
£40 pay this for most launch/near launch titles
£35 nice offer, pick most good games up for this happily
£30 games I feel like playing but not paying a lot for

20 bucks won't buy you a game in the UK, cause that's about £12-15
RRP for new AAA titles is £55 for reference.
Stop using Amazon and use this website.
I got Halo 5 for £37, and it arrived 3 days before launch.

Fallout 4 is already £32 on there.
...bloody hell

Did that shit fall off the back of a lorry or something?

<_<

>_>

This appeals to my inner jew significantly, much obliged lemon

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Gaming / Re: I'm a terrible person, I've betrayed you all
« on: December 14, 2015, 01:31:39 PM »
nope

The beta was fun, I'm probably going to pick it up after christmas (and wallet recovery time) <.<

Nonono. If you want to play the game, wait until it's 20-30 bucks. It is not worth paying for at full price.
I don't pay retail price for games anyway, amazon undercuts nicely so when it hits my acceptable margin I'll buy it.

£45+ Better be the second coming of christ
£40 pay this for most launch/near launch titles
£35 nice offer, pick most good games up for this happily
£30 games I feel like playing but not paying a lot for

20 bucks won't buy you a game in the UK, cause that's about £12-15
RRP for new AAA titles is £55 for reference.

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Gaming / Re: I'm a terrible person, I've betrayed you all
« on: December 14, 2015, 12:40:31 PM »
nope

The beta was fun, I'm probably going to pick it up after christmas (and wallet recovery time) <.<

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Serious / Re: Another thread about suicide
« on: December 14, 2015, 12:18:39 PM »
Hard to trust psychologists? Why's that?
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I plead the fifth.

On a more serious note it can hardly be considered unusual for people to be reluctant to let a psychologist into their mind.

A good example of this would be how I've seen 5 different psychologist/psychiatrists over the last 4 years for various reasons, I could talk to all of them about the basic stuff at the time - history, symptoms and the like but it was only with one of them that I spoke with briefly about the uh 'e.e' problem rather than the simpler things like the depression/anxiety.

I kind of regret not going further with it, because it would have been nice to get some answers a few years ago but that's why I'm going for round 6 soon enough, which will hopefully put it all to rest for good.

Letting someone else know what colour your soul is isn't by any means easy, and I'm not gonna bullshit over it and say otherwise. What is important to remember though, as a rule of thumb, people don't go into mental healthcare if they are devoid of compassion. Maybe some do, but they don't last very long imo given that their colleagues would be able to pick up on that far more easily than in any other profession.

A psychologist, psychiatrist, counsellor, nurse, social worker and any other MHP is there to help you get better, what you tell them is sacrosanct within the confines of the obvious disclaimer that anyone worth their salt will make clear at the start of any treatment

To the effect of 'if you say something that indicates you pose a serious risk to yourself or others, we are obligated to inform the relevant authority' which translates to if you told your shrink you were going to go postal tomorrow, they'd stop you leaving the building.

The first and foremost thing a shrink has to do with a patient is to build trust between them, some are better than others because humans are a variable species but at the end of the day, they are there to help you <.<

tl;dr
It's not easy by any means, but a good psych is probably the most trustworthy sort of person on the planet.
Spoiler
and the least.
(this bit is a joke deci, referring to a thread i made a month or so ago)

er sorry for the wall fruit
it got me rambling again
>_>

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Serious / Re: Fraction of a fraction
« on: December 14, 2015, 12:06:10 PM »
lol

''For DAESH''

really screams 'I swear allegiance to this group and i am prepared to die for ISIS'

He would have been better off claiming the guy screamed allahu akbar tbh
And why would a dude scream "Daesh" if it's derogatory towards ISIS, anyway?
that was kind of my point

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Serious / Re: Fraction of a fraction
« on: December 14, 2015, 12:01:35 PM »
lol

''For DAESH''

really screams 'I swear allegiance to this group and i am prepared to die for ISIS'

He would have been better off claiming the guy screamed allahu akbar tbh

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The Flood / Re: Star Trek Beyond trailer
« on: December 14, 2015, 10:33:09 AM »
ew

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The Flood / Re: Is It Just Me
« on: December 13, 2015, 09:06:00 PM »
As exams start to taper off, people come back to life.

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The Flood / Re: How often do you report stuff?
« on: December 13, 2015, 08:48:24 PM »
we do appreciate humorous reports

it makes a change to the usual butthurt bonanza we wade through
lol like the other day when a bunch of different people all reported that one post with the report reason being "Niggers tongue my anus"
I saw a few 'that's p rood tbh fam's and a couple of 'lock requested' reports but no negroes engaging in lewd acts, unless a few days is a few weeks or so.

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The Flood / Re: Who likes posts more?
« on: December 13, 2015, 08:33:20 PM »
Ugh

I'm trying to remember kupo's old name

I can see the avatar and everything

doctor something comes to mind

arrrrrrrgh what was it? <_<
It was Doctor Kupo and he used the avatar with the female warlock and green backdrop
oh it was kupo then

huh

so who was elrond hubbard? they used the same avatar <_<

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The Flood / Re: How often do you report stuff?
« on: December 13, 2015, 08:32:34 PM »
we do appreciate humorous reports

it makes a change to the usual butthurt bonanza we wade through

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Gaming / Re: "It's good to be back." | Fallout Megathread
« on: December 13, 2015, 08:31:36 PM »
that's lame. So you can't build one big farm settlement and have it feed all the others by supply routes

it just does not work todd
actually you can

it just doesn't work properly for some reason iirc

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The Flood / Re: Who likes posts more?
« on: December 13, 2015, 08:30:23 PM »
Ugh

I'm trying to remember kupo's old name

I can see the avatar and everything

doctor something comes to mind

arrrrrrrgh what was it? <_<

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Serious / Re: Do you think Trump is a double agent?
« on: December 13, 2015, 08:19:35 PM »
If a mod shitposts, is it still a shitpost?
State sanctioned shitposting

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The Flood / Re: le ebin suicide thread
« on: December 13, 2015, 06:24:47 PM »
WAYK ME OP INSOIDE

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon helped me at work today
« on: December 13, 2015, 06:22:52 PM »
Salam alaykom = "Peace be unto you" but is pretty much how you say "hi" in Muslim countries, Iranian Muslims usually just say "Salam" and only use the former for only a more formal greeting. The response to this is (originally) "wa alaykom salam" or just "alaykom salam" again if you're Iranian it's just "salam". Say you're meeting an Iranian person for the first time, you'd use the more formal greeting as a sign of respect. Arabs use the full expression.

Mashallah = God's will (use this when something good happens or kind of like "congratulating" someone)

Hamdullah = Praise to god

Inshallah = God willing (kind of like saying "hopefully")
What's the one for goodbye? <.<

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