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The Flood / Re: anyone here write and understand japanese?
« on: February 23, 2017, 04:43:04 PM »
Psy helped me translate some body writing on a 3d qt trap once.
I have no idea why that shit was funny, but apparently it was late enough at night to be hilarious rather than disgusting.


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Gaming / Re: For Honor Better
« on: February 23, 2017, 02:12:36 PM »
i actually came in here to post deus vult

Still, God is on our side and we will wipe the heathens and weeaboos from the face of the earth ;-;7

Also, any of you chaps on the xbone version?

The Vikings won't go down easy. Rape, pillage and plunder tin man.
I can't hear you over the sound of refugees ploughing your fields.

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The Flood / Re: Blood test results
« on: February 22, 2017, 02:18:53 PM »
Most of northern europe is, it's why we have to harvest all the melanin from the kangs in kemet.

Did they give you a score though? I'll give you an amazon dollar if you manage to beat my utterly appalling one from 4 years ago.
lol

I don't know I looked at it quickly, I'll get the shit and post a picture maybe.
Yeah, I think it might give you a number that shows the concentration of vitamin d in your blood.

45 is the average/ideal

I got to 17 ayy

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Gaming / Re: For Honor Better
« on: February 22, 2017, 01:09:52 PM »
i actually came in here to post deus vult

Still, God is on our side and we will wipe the heathens and weeaboos from the face of the earth ;-;7

Also, any of you chaps on the xbone version?

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The Flood / Re: Blood test results
« on: February 22, 2017, 12:36:07 PM »
Most of northern europe is, it's why we have to harvest all the melanin from the kangs in kemet.

Did they give you a score though? I'll give you an amazon dollar if you manage to beat my utterly appalling one from 4 years ago.
My blood test results showed that I have no white blood cells, only some very light skinned black ones.
Not. One. Drop.

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The Flood / Re: Blood test results
« on: February 22, 2017, 12:21:27 PM »
Most of northern europe is, it's why we have to harvest all the melanin from the kangs in kemet.

Did they give you a score though? I'll give you an amazon dollar if you manage to beat my utterly appalling one from 4 years ago.

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It doesn't need an update does it?

I think you check under devices or some shit

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The Flood / Re: What is the most annoying accent?
« on: February 18, 2017, 01:37:18 PM »
Liverpudlian will beat any and all contenders for the 'worst auditory assault' prize.

The guttural french is pretty bad too, I can't remember where it's from but I have a suspicion it was belgium. It's like a sort of snorty cough laid over normal honhonhon.
Not sure what you're talking about tbh.

And my people are the Flemish. We have the cleanest, most omnivalent accent imaginable. It's incredible, I tell you. The best accent. Just trust me.
Hmm, maybe it's the actual frogs then.

It's like french but with a phlegmy sort of tinge to it. I can't think of the best way to describe it though, but it sounds like a frog with emphysema.

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The Flood / Re: What is the most annoying accent?
« on: February 18, 2017, 01:30:26 PM »
there can be only one

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The Flood / Re: What is the most annoying accent?
« on: February 18, 2017, 01:24:56 PM »
The American South is easily one of the worst.
oh good, speak of the devil

See above^

Is it your people who must answer for that disgusting crime?

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The Flood / Re: What is the most annoying accent?
« on: February 18, 2017, 01:24:12 PM »
Liverpudlian will beat any and all contenders for the 'worst auditory assault' prize.

The guttural french is pretty bad too, I can't remember where it's from but I have a suspicion it was belgium. It's like a sort of snorty cough laid over normal honhonhon.

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The Flood / Re: Which user you miss the most?
« on: February 17, 2017, 01:48:10 PM »
Kinder was the lolcow we all took for granted, may he rest in pizzas ;-;7

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The Flood / Re: That Feel When Your TMJ Acts Up
« on: February 17, 2017, 07:54:02 AM »
Crush them into some water?

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The Flood / Re: itt: we drop truth bombs
« on: February 17, 2017, 01:52:10 AM »
the child CAN consent

I sincerely hope you die an agonizing death
but what if the naru consents tho

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Should have asked him to bring you back a kangaroo

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The Flood / Re: Why is Jocephalopod blacklisted?
« on: February 15, 2017, 01:07:19 AM »
personal reasons, he won't be gone forever
the fug

He asked to be banned?
Yeah, he's just waiting for some stuff to quiet down.

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: February 13, 2017, 08:51:55 AM »

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Serious / Re: TN legalizes the injury of protesters blocking roadways
« on: February 13, 2017, 07:22:38 AM »
OUTTA MY WAY BLM FUCKING SHITS

This is good for everyone, ironically.
Ordinary folks get to go to work and do something meaningful with their lives, and BLM have a chance to find an alternative way to spread their message that doesn't just enrage the normies.

Then online, we get to behold a new plethora of dashcam 'running in the 90s' compilations of rednecks mowing down BLM crowds in a pick up truck.

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The Flood / Re: I'm gonna say it, Gen Y (Millennials) are stupid
« on: February 11, 2017, 11:03:43 AM »
Yeah Gen X didn't raise us well, but the boomers did a number on them, like with divorces messing up the X kids.
but casper
dont you see

the rampant spread of divorce and the dissolution of families across the developed world can in absolutely no way be linked to the rises in mental health issues in the younger generations

and if you are trying to >IMPLY that there is anything wrong with encouraging profligacy and adultery, you should check your god damned privilege

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The Flood / Re: tbh
« on: February 09, 2017, 01:26:29 PM »
dont

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Huh? How come the title and thread body is blank? Is this some sort of prank?
just one of those russians bots we delete on the daily, pay it no mind
Ah, okay.
It still looks weird though

It's just a bug, one of many. Like the print button not displaying for users.

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Huh? How come the title and thread body is blank? Is this some sort of prank?
just one of those russians bots we delete on the daily, pay it no mind

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If Sep7 started implementing shadow bans I'd leave the site forever.
yfw only the mods can hear you scream now

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The Flood / Re: GW responded to PETA
« on: February 09, 2017, 07:27:57 AM »
Good bit of fun poking, but it'd have been better if they went whole hog on the triggering train.

Peta are disgusting death-cultists and should be put onto the black ships.

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The Flood / Re: Study Stress
« on: February 08, 2017, 07:44:25 PM »
Why not study at the library?
It shut down a couple of years ago, which sucks. If I lived in a city it'd probably still be running but living out in the sticks there's not a lot in the way of public services.

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The Flood / Re: If you care about anyone else's height, kys
« on: February 08, 2017, 12:48:38 PM »
yo just wanna let you know there be a no report button, no mute button, no block button up in real game. i wanna peep yo' glizzle as i smash yo' skull tha fuck into tha fuckin concrete, n' i strangle tha game outta you, pushin mah thumbs tha fuck into they eye sockets until you cry blood lol. well, not before forcin you ta peep they beloved ones take a thugged-out dirtnap up in front of you, biatch.

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The Flood / Re: Study Stress
« on: February 08, 2017, 12:46:25 PM »
"Look I'm really busy I can't help right now"

Don't let people guilt trip you into doing things for them. Once in a while just say no, because at the end of the day your siblings are taking advantage of you. Family or not, what's right is right.
Egh, when you put it like that.

It kind of makes it stand out more, not all of them (kud is fine) but the other... I suppose he is. Patience only goes so far I guess.

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The Flood / Re: Study Stress
« on: February 08, 2017, 12:45:30 PM »
Honestly I think your faggot sibling needs to pick up the slack.

Would you like living with your grandparents? How would your father feel about this?
I would dearly love the little bastard to do so, or at the very least stop causing so much other shit for the family with his endless stupidity. We got rid of one problem by shipping him off to mother's, and now this retard decides he's going to step up to the plate in the degeneracy olympics.

I'd love to live there honestly.

The difference it makes when you are in a home with people who genuinely appreciate things you do for them, is astounding. Here it feels more like being a caretaker in a building full of autistic chimpanzees.

The only problem with me going there, is that shit would fall apart in the asylum. The dogs would never get walked, barely get fed on time, let alone have any interaction from people. The grocery delivery wouldn't happen and food would quite literally fester in the fridge because they can't be fucked to throw it away.

I'm just tired of it really. Absolutely exhausted with their unhelpful selfish attitudes.

That's when you put your foot down matey. When you're doing something charitable or "nice" for somebody, or even a job in general, there's always something very important to consider. Especially if it's a job.

If somebody gives you shit, ask yourself. "Am I being paid for this?" If the answer is no, then it's time to leave. Let people fend for themselves and their own choices.
Yeah, sadly it's not so simple for family.

You bet your ass it is. Family count as people and people make their own lifestyle choices. You can either help them as much as you're able to within a rational, sane parameter, but if they aren't going to help themselves then that's on them, not you.
Hm, I suppose.

It's just the rare times I need help from them that wind me up. Getting them to do anything is such an arduous and unreliable effort that it's simply easier to DIY.

So the obvious answer is to stop helping them, but I've still got this automatic 'help' switch going. If someone needs a hand, the answer is yes. I know I shouldn't think like that, but I can't really help it (irony).

Same problem with me.

Eventually it'll happen to you. You'll be so tied up in everybody else's shit that it'll be like a black hole and you won't feel in control of your life anymore. You'll expend so much effort and time and energy and a lot of people will never, ever hold up their end of the stick. You'll be carrying the stick and the person.

I get the need to help people. But you have to rationalize it. Your life, and your priorities have to come first. You help when you're able to. But when it overrides your life, it will catch up to you and believe me it will take a massive toll on you. You have to know when to put your foot down.

Maybe you don't have to leave outright. But a break wouldn't hurt.
How though?

It's just alien to think of saying 'no' when someone asks you for help, like I can't actually think of a way to say no that wouldn't feel terrible.

I've never directly said "no" to anybody who asked for help.

I'll tell them either that I'm doing something that requires a lot of my attention or time but tell them when I'll have some free time to either help later, or I'll go halfway. I'll offer them as much as I'm able to do there and then, but leave a window of time for myself to do my shit too.
Yeah, that could work.

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The Flood / Re: Study Stress
« on: February 08, 2017, 12:16:31 PM »
Honestly I think your faggot sibling needs to pick up the slack.

Would you like living with your grandparents? How would your father feel about this?
I would dearly love the little bastard to do so, or at the very least stop causing so much other shit for the family with his endless stupidity. We got rid of one problem by shipping him off to mother's, and now this retard decides he's going to step up to the plate in the degeneracy olympics.

I'd love to live there honestly.

The difference it makes when you are in a home with people who genuinely appreciate things you do for them, is astounding. Here it feels more like being a caretaker in a building full of autistic chimpanzees.

The only problem with me going there, is that shit would fall apart in the asylum. The dogs would never get walked, barely get fed on time, let alone have any interaction from people. The grocery delivery wouldn't happen and food would quite literally fester in the fridge because they can't be fucked to throw it away.

I'm just tired of it really. Absolutely exhausted with their unhelpful selfish attitudes.

That's when you put your foot down matey. When you're doing something charitable or "nice" for somebody, or even a job in general, there's always something very important to consider. Especially if it's a job.

If somebody gives you shit, ask yourself. "Am I being paid for this?" If the answer is no, then it's time to leave. Let people fend for themselves and their own choices.
Yeah, sadly it's not so simple for family.

You bet your ass it is. Family count as people and people make their own lifestyle choices. You can either help them as much as you're able to within a rational, sane parameter, but if they aren't going to help themselves then that's on them, not you.
Hm, I suppose.

It's just the rare times I need help from them that wind me up. Getting them to do anything is such an arduous and unreliable effort that it's simply easier to DIY.

So the obvious answer is to stop helping them, but I've still got this automatic 'help' switch going. If someone needs a hand, the answer is yes. I know I shouldn't think like that, but I can't really help it (irony).

Same problem with me.

Eventually it'll happen to you. You'll be so tied up in everybody else's shit that it'll be like a black hole and you won't feel in control of your life anymore. You'll expend so much effort and time and energy and a lot of people will never, ever hold up their end of the stick. You'll be carrying the stick and the person.

I get the need to help people. But you have to rationalize it. Your life, and your priorities have to come first. You help when you're able to. But when it overrides your life, it will catch up to you and believe me it will take a massive toll on you. You have to know when to put your foot down.

Maybe you don't have to leave outright. But a break wouldn't hurt.
How though?

It's just alien to think of saying 'no' when someone asks you for help, like I can't actually think of a way to say no that wouldn't feel terrible.

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The Flood / Re: Study Stress
« on: February 08, 2017, 12:08:22 PM »
Honestly I think your faggot sibling needs to pick up the slack.

Would you like living with your grandparents? How would your father feel about this?
I would dearly love the little bastard to do so, or at the very least stop causing so much other shit for the family with his endless stupidity. We got rid of one problem by shipping him off to mother's, and now this retard decides he's going to step up to the plate in the degeneracy olympics.

I'd love to live there honestly.

The difference it makes when you are in a home with people who genuinely appreciate things you do for them, is astounding. Here it feels more like being a caretaker in a building full of autistic chimpanzees.

The only problem with me going there, is that shit would fall apart in the asylum. The dogs would never get walked, barely get fed on time, let alone have any interaction from people. The grocery delivery wouldn't happen and food would quite literally fester in the fridge because they can't be fucked to throw it away.

I'm just tired of it really. Absolutely exhausted with their unhelpful selfish attitudes.
Sorry to hear this, dude. It's really rough when a ton of responsibility is just dumped on you, I know.

Is there any way the dogs could go with you to your grandparents house?
Thanks.
It's just one of those things that you either adapt to or get crushed by, as I'm sure you know all too well. It just doesn't leave a lot of room for whimsy in your life.

I wish there was, but sadly not. They drive my grandpa spare, and I can't blame him lol.
They're an absolute bloody handful, which is a lot of the problem. And for every bit of training I try to give them, it gets underwritten by the laziness of the rest of the house.
I know these feels

I don't know. I'm not one to encourage giving up on family or running away from problems but if all they do is bring you down, sometimes you have to cut loose.

I'd say try to tough it out.
Yeah, I don't see any other options in the near future at least.
Trying to juggle the degree and part-time work is enough as it is, I doubt I could hold a job that'd make me self-sufficient and still do well on this course. Just gotta stick it out until I've got it over and done with.

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