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Gaming / Re: Battlefield 4
« on: March 27, 2016, 11:47:02 AM »

Hey

Motherfucker

You still haven't friended my on xbone.
huh

I thought I had, gamer x7 42 isn't it? (something similar)

Yeah that's me, but I never got notified of anything
Yeah it doesn't always give you a notification lol

I think I added you on it ages ago too

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Gaming / Re: Battlefield 4
« on: March 27, 2016, 10:56:05 AM »

Hey

Motherfucker

You still haven't friended my on xbone.
huh

I thought I had, gamer x7 42 isn't it? (something similar)

2703
The Flood / Re: I fucking hate people
« on: March 27, 2016, 10:04:38 AM »
thanks for sharing
When a night is fucking ruined by some fucking niggers, yea, I'm going to fucking share
Call George Zimmerman so he can flim flam their zim zams
Why stop there?

Might as well call in Ben Garrison and make it a night to remember.

2704
Some people maybe, but a good portion of it is just ironic/joking racism.

Like I might refer to GW as Jews Workshop and giggle about muh six gorillion, but I'm not gonna actually treat someone badly for being a kike.

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Gaming / Re: Battlefield 4
« on: March 26, 2016, 03:12:21 PM »
Sweet jesus the Ace 52 is a murder machine
You should have seen that thing pre-nerf.

Sweet jesus. I was up until 5am or something just running around on china rising domination going 45-3 with it round after round after round.

2706
The Flood / Re: New Game of Thrones season 6 promo
« on: March 26, 2016, 03:07:17 PM »
NO STANNIS NO PEACE


2707
Gaming / Re: Battlefield 4
« on: March 26, 2016, 02:22:19 PM »
Why the hell do people like this game so much
oh boy here we go

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OT:
I did play on the PS4, extensively <_<

However I'm on the xbone for it now so I can play with the J S D F S T R O N K and we were spamming it a couple of weeks ago. Now I think it's on cooldown whilst we play Ark/Siege and shiet but I imagine we'll be going back to it in the nearish future <.<

But yeah, not many lads on here have it for the ps4 but there are a few.

I'm a leeeeeetle bit of a shitbucket for it, so there isn't much I can't tell you about the game. Even down to the damage models and shit for most of the weapons.
I can give some general pointers for best bucketing though

1. When you need to kill a tank, aim for it's butt. You can twoshot a tank with an RPG if you get it there, perfect for dealing with assholes (like me) who are borderline unkillable in tanks.
2. Learn the ways of Jihad, this includes Jeeps, Planes, Jetskis and traditional banzai charging. C4 got a bit of a nerf recently though so you'll need 3 to get a kill and if you are bombing it on a vehicle you should go with 6.
3. Reload Reload Reload Reload, drum it into your head until you can't stand the sight of a 28/31 mag. Short reloads take a lot less time and running out in a firefight usually means death.
4. With sniping, pace your shots and pick your targets. If you fire more than two-three shots at an enemy, just move on because chances are you'll just waste the rest of a mag trying to hit someone who will do the bunny hop dance.
5. When you are dealing with people who are monsters in CQB, either through connection or bucketry you need to remember the ace in the hole. The bulldog. Specifically given to the community by DICE to counter B R A S I L players.

General stuff is just - drop ammo/health/revive team-mates. Don't be the carl who runs around with a claymore and XM25, or the catfish medic with a grenade launcher and M26.
Wait you played Ark Surival Evolved?!
playing yes chan

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Gaming / Re: Battlefield 4
« on: March 26, 2016, 10:11:49 AM »
Why the hell do people like this game so much
oh boy here we go

///////////////

OT:
I did play on the PS4, extensively <_<

However I'm on the xbone for it now so I can play with the J S D F S T R O N K and we were spamming it a couple of weeks ago. Now I think it's on cooldown whilst we play Ark/Siege and shiet but I imagine we'll be going back to it in the nearish future <.<

But yeah, not many lads on here have it for the ps4 but there are a few.

I'm a leeeeeetle bit of a shitbucket for it, so there isn't much I can't tell you about the game. Even down to the damage models and shit for most of the weapons.
I can give some general pointers for best bucketing though

1. When you need to kill a tank, aim for it's butt. You can twoshot a tank with an RPG if you get it there, perfect for dealing with assholes (like me) who are borderline unkillable in tanks.
2. Learn the ways of Jihad, this includes Jeeps, Planes, Jetskis and traditional banzai charging. C4 got a bit of a nerf recently though so you'll need 3 to get a kill and if you are bombing it on a vehicle you should go with 6.
3. Reload Reload Reload Reload, drum it into your head until you can't stand the sight of a 28/31 mag. Short reloads take a lot less time and running out in a firefight usually means death.
4. With sniping, pace your shots and pick your targets. If you fire more than two-three shots at an enemy, just move on because chances are you'll just waste the rest of a mag trying to hit someone who will do the bunny hop dance.
5. When you are dealing with people who are monsters in CQB, either through connection or bucketry you need to remember the ace in the hole. The bulldog. Specifically given to the community by DICE to counter B R A S I L players.

General stuff is just - drop ammo/health/revive team-mates. Don't be the carl who runs around with a claymore and XM25, or the catfish medic with a grenade launcher and M26.

>Decide to go CQB
>Pick Bulldog
>Team pushes forward
>Enemies are now pushed back far enough that close range won't work


Only in Battlefield™


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Gaming / Re: Battlefield 4
« on: March 26, 2016, 09:51:18 AM »
Why the hell do people like this game so much
oh boy here we go

///////////////

OT:
I did play on the PS4, extensively <_<

However I'm on the xbone for it now so I can play with the J S D F S T R O N K and we were spamming it a couple of weeks ago. Now I think it's on cooldown whilst we play Ark/Siege and shiet but I imagine we'll be going back to it in the nearish future <.<

But yeah, not many lads on here have it for the ps4 but there are a few.

I'm a leeeeeetle bit of a shitbucket for it, so there isn't much I can't tell you about the game. Even down to the damage models and shit for most of the weapons.
I can give some general pointers for best bucketing though

1. When you need to kill a tank, aim for it's butt. You can twoshot a tank with an RPG if you get it there, perfect for dealing with assholes (like me) who are borderline unkillable in tanks.
2. Learn the ways of Jihad, this includes Jeeps, Planes, Jetskis and traditional banzai charging. C4 got a bit of a nerf recently though so you'll need 3 to get a kill and if you are bombing it on a vehicle you should go with 6.
3. Reload Reload Reload Reload, drum it into your head until you can't stand the sight of a 28/31 mag. Short reloads take a lot less time and running out in a firefight usually means death.
4. With sniping, pace your shots and pick your targets. If you fire more than two-three shots at an enemy, just move on because chances are you'll just waste the rest of a mag trying to hit someone who will do the bunny hop dance.
5. When you are dealing with people who are monsters in CQB, either through connection or bucketry you need to remember the ace in the hole. The bulldog. Specifically given to the community by DICE to counter B R A S I L players.

General stuff is just - drop ammo/health/revive team-mates. Don't be the carl who runs around with a claymore and XM25, or the catfish medic with a grenade launcher and M26.

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The Flood / Re: Is anti-fat shaming undoing evolution?
« on: March 26, 2016, 03:43:59 AM »
tbqh

If you let your choice in prospective partner get dictated to you by twitter and tumblr, you are part of that evolutionary decline.

Fat Shaming is stupid, you won't get someone to lose weight by ridiculing them because duhoy -> stress -> anxiety -> more eating. Anti-fat shaming is people who would rather take the 'easy' route of forcing acceptance of obesity instead of putting down the god damned fork.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/28/chef-lost-21-stone-after-friend-text-him-fat-f-every-day-for-six-weeks-5040205/
There is a kind of sods law in psychology, I can't remember the name of it but it was 'Uncle _____', where everyone on the planet can think of that one guy who defies statistics by chain smoking 50 a day until they die of something entirely unrelated at the ripe old age of 97.

This chap right here is one of them.

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The Flood / Re: I think I'm in love
« on: March 25, 2016, 05:49:44 PM »
Rape her
What the fuck? Should I report this to the FBI or just to the mods on this site? I'll settle on the mods this time, psycho.
Desty, he's joking.

You don't need to worry about it.
Yeah, really funny joke. No, seriously, I'm laughing.
me too thanks

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Of course the minute it starts slinging banter at the jews they scream shut it down and geld the poor robot.

smh

2713
The Flood / Re: Batman vs Superman was fucking horrific.
« on: March 25, 2016, 04:37:53 PM »
Where exactly are the spoilers here?

Quote
I swear superman had three fucking funerals in the last ten minutes.

Literally first sentence.
That's a figure of speech, you can't literally have three consecutive funerals in 10 minutes.

Spoiler
He had 2 funerals in the last 10 minutes. One for Clark and one for Superman.
lmao

what a shit film

alright fine i'll stick a tag on it

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The Flood / Re: Batman vs Superman was fucking horrific.
« on: March 25, 2016, 04:36:40 PM »
Where exactly are the spoilers here?

Quote
I swear superman had three fucking funerals in the last ten minutes.

Literally first sentence.
That's a figure of speech, you can't literally have three consecutive funerals in 10 minutes.

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The Flood / Re: I think I'm in love
« on: March 25, 2016, 04:24:45 PM »
Rape her
What the fuck? Should I report this to the FBI or just to the mods on this site? I'll settle on the mods this time, psycho.
Desty, he's joking.

You don't need to worry about it.

2716
The Flood / Re: New AI destroys professional Go Players
« on: March 25, 2016, 04:17:05 PM »
Humanshits getting wrecked; Psy would be proud.
Yes, very ;x;7

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The Flood / Re: Batman vs Superman was fucking horrific.
« on: March 25, 2016, 04:02:00 PM »
Where exactly are the spoilers here?

It's elegiac's opinion on a bad film.

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The Flood / Re: Is anti-fat shaming undoing evolution?
« on: March 25, 2016, 12:28:10 PM »
tbqh

If you let your choice in prospective partner get dictated to you by twitter and tumblr, you are part of that evolutionary decline.

Fat Shaming is stupid, you won't get someone to lose weight by ridiculing them because duhoy -> stress -> anxiety -> more eating. Anti-fat shaming is people who would rather take the 'easy' route of forcing acceptance of obesity instead of putting down the god damned fork.


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Assad did nothing wrong, I'm glad that the world has finally seen this.

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Serious / Re: Verb was right
« on: March 24, 2016, 06:43:04 PM »
Lock requested and happily obliged.

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The Flood / Re: "Brother" Nathanael Kapner.
« on: March 23, 2016, 09:57:47 PM »
i know that if you mute the audio of his videos and put on fukkireta it looks like an IRL version of the video for the song

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Not really

When I found out that my coworker was pregnant it was a 'oh, so i'll be covering their shifts then' rather than anything awkward.

When it's in the family, it's wonderful news.
I mean it'd be pretty fuckin weird if any of my friends got pregnant seeing as they are all guys.

When I found out a couple of my classmates had already had kids it was a bit 'LOL' for one of them and 'sou ka' for the other.

Thankfully the idiotic bitch got her kid taken off her for completely unforseeable incidents of leaving it in MickeyDeeznuts every evening to go and get bladdered sooooooooooo at least the little bastard has a chance in life without it's mother.

coherency levels of this post are a little low i'm sure
i haven't sleeposted in a while

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The Flood / Re: How do you eat?
« on: March 23, 2016, 07:40:29 PM »
literally everything with chopsticks

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The Flood / Re: General feminist thread
« on: March 23, 2016, 12:56:10 PM »
if you are not voting for Trump, you are a bigot

get mad, shitlords


ALL HAIL THE GOD EMPEROR

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The Flood / Re: General feminist thread
« on: March 23, 2016, 12:55:09 PM »
nothing wrong with a bit of bigotry tbqh

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