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The Flood / Chav Thread, It's time for a bongarong.
« on: October 13, 2014, 05:56:34 PM »
Alright fellow britbongs, europoors and our friends across the sea <.<
Disable your anti-british filters to appreciate this thread in it's entirety.
Spoiler
Example of the filter blocking out the image of a cup of tea.

For information on how to do so visit this site.
www.howtodisabletheantibritbongfilter.com

With that out of the way, you can now enjoy the entirety of the Chav thread.

Some soothing music to help set the mood
Bongarong

Chav Fights
AND WOT

NAH I'M NOT FAKIN KIDDIN BRAV

The Chav Chariot

Bouncer Assassination takedown

Observe the chav on horseback

Bonus Video



Next up: The Anatomy of the Chav

Anatomy of the Chav

Comparisons may be drawn between Chav dialect and the particular version of Orkish found in Warhammer 40,000.
Here is an example of such an accent.
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Another interesting thing to note is what Chav stands for, much debate among pseudo-intellectuals on wikipedia and the guardian tries to dispel the idea that it stands for Council Housed and Violent, but anyone with any first hand experience of such degenerate creatures will know that the acronym is entirely correct.

Chav reproduction.
Little is known about just how Chavs manage to replicate themselves in such large numbers but several credible scientists have again drawn comparison to the Orks of Warhammer 40,000. They reproduce their sheer numbers as a part of their perculiar biology in which they are actually a form of sentient fungal xenos that when killed releases thousands of spores into the air which will eventually grow into other individual orks. The hypothesis is that when a Chav and a Chavette come into contact in the Dole queue, they release the corresponding halves of their spores into the air which combine to produce infectious particles, capable of mutating otherwise pleasant schoolchildren into yet more of their disgusting ilk.
The counter point is that by constantly feeding them benefits they are able to spend all day fornicating and as they are too stupid to use contraception they reproduce at a rate comparable to rodents.

This information has been brought to you by the Campaign for the Extermination of all Chav Inbred Lifeforms.
Or CECIL.


For more information on how to properly counter the virulent threat of the chav menace, please keep your eyes peeled for the update to the Original Post.

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The Flood / Re: Seriously shitty mother in Walmart
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:43:48 PM »
Jesus christ.

Poor little brat.

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Serious / Re: Puts out a well thought out discussion
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:37:15 PM »
You could hold a similar discussion if you like, I locked that one because it was bait.

Feel free to make a Creationism thread in serious though, just don't fill it with nonsense about all the fossils being planted in the ground to fool people.
Are you really implying Santa didn't plant dinosaur bones in the Earth, while disguised as an alien, to fool mankind?

ye

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The Flood / Re: I missed all of you
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:11:34 PM »
It's great to see you again <.<

When did you go orange?

About a week and a bit ago I think <.<
It's been a very long week though, time has crawled by >.>

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Serious / Re: Puts out a well thought out discussion
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:10:46 PM »
You could hold a similar discussion if you like, I locked that one because it was bait.

Feel free to make a Creationism thread in serious though, just don't fill it with nonsense about all the fossils being planted in the ground to fool people.

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The Flood / Re: I missed all of you
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:08:17 PM »
It's great to see you again <.<

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The Flood / Re: Mom's accusing me of nicking her fags
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:07:14 PM »
What is a nan?

Grandmother.

Oh, why would he care about that?

I can't speak for Meta, but generally people don't want to upset their Grandmothers >_>

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Septagon / Re: We need to deal with the problem in Serious
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:05:51 PM »
Posting bad bait in the serious forum gets it called out.

Post that shit in the Flood where it's permitted.

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The Flood / Re: Mom's accusing me of nicking her fags
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:03:13 PM »

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Serious / Re: All our evidence of evolution relies on the fossil record
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:01:21 PM »
You can discuss Evolution and Creationism without resorting to low quality bait.

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The Flood / Re: Which nameplate should I use?
« on: October 13, 2014, 03:58:36 PM »
#2. Cool it guys, I don't want to wake up to jimmie rustling.

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The Flood / Re: Which nameplate should I use?
« on: October 13, 2014, 03:57:56 PM »
#1.

You commie Bas-Tud.


(Nameplate 2)

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Serious / Re: Acceptance of evolution
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:10:10 AM »
Only 70-80% of britbongs?

That's sad.

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The Flood / Re: is american cheese even real cheese
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:06:11 AM »
Milk fat, oil, whey, and whatever emulsifiers the brand uses. You can actually blame the Swiss for this, as some douche from Switzerland invented processed cheese.
are you telling me that american cheese is a swiss cheese

Made by a swiss guy, but nothing like swiss cheese.

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The Flood / Re: is american cheese even real cheese
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:02:08 AM »
God no, it's called plastic cheese for a reason .-.

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The Flood / Re: What are your most favorite movies?
« on: October 13, 2014, 01:58:32 AM »
The Raid/The Raid 2
11/10 for violence, even that just doesn't cut it. And it's clean violence too, none of that depraved shit whatsoever.

Gran Torino
A masterpiece.

The Hannibal films (Anthony Hopkins)
'Nuff said.

Braindead or Dead Alive if you country is full of wusses.
Buckets and buckets of gore, very funny and also crude.

And last, but by no means least...
American Psycho.
I fucking love that film.

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The Flood / Re: I Am A Space Marine
« on: October 12, 2014, 07:23:41 PM »
Broke my own video link <_<
GG, Mr. Techpriest.

At this rate I'm going to have to hang up my red dressing gown >: (
I can't speak Binary, my computer has gremlins and the router is being shitty, and now I cannot even into youtube embed.

Bugger.
For God's sake don't try embedding a Youtube video that starts at a certain time.

Nah, I just put [img] instead of [youtube]

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The Flood / Re: I Am A Space Marine
« on: October 12, 2014, 07:20:22 PM »
Broke my own video link <_<
GG, Mr. Techpriest.

At this rate I'm going to have to hang up my red dressing gown >: (
I can't speak Binary, my computer has gremlins and the router is being shitty, and now I cannot even into youtube embed.

Bugger.

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The Flood / Re: I Am A Space Marine
« on: October 12, 2014, 06:55:01 PM »
Broke my own video link <_<

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The Flood / Re: I can't stop sharpening my knife
« on: October 12, 2014, 06:48:11 PM »
++Deploying knife-crime division++

++Authorising the use of tactical wheelie bins++
YouTube


Put the weapon down Meta, there's no need for a bongarong in public.

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The Flood / Re: I Am A Space Marine
« on: October 12, 2014, 06:38:28 PM »
YouTube


None can stand before the SPPEEEEESSSSS MEEEHREEEENSSSS

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Serious / Re: Save Syria's Children
« on: October 12, 2014, 07:32:43 AM »
Maybe if Syria's adults had some common sense the children would be fine.

Yes, but clearly blowing each other up is more important than a bright future for the children.

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Serious / Re: An interesting thing about Satan and God
« on: October 12, 2014, 07:29:10 AM »
I've always thought how is Satan such a bad being if all he does is punish bad people?

Not to mention he was sent to hell in the first place for asking for equal rights for God's slaves.

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The Flood / Re: How can you guys post so much?
« on: October 12, 2014, 07:27:33 AM »
Where did you go? It better have not been the shithole known as London.
London, Kent and surroundings.

London, what you expect:



What you get:


It's not like that everywhere. You must just go to shit areas.

Lies! Don't fall for this Muslamic propaganda! D:
London is a warzone .-.

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The Flood / Re: Awright m9s, you know what time it is?
« on: October 12, 2014, 07:05:38 AM »
It's eleven O'bong you lazy git.

Yup and I'm still awake.

Although it's 1bong now.

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Gaming / Re: Do you talk online?
« on: October 12, 2014, 07:04:58 AM »
Only with friends, It's a waste of breath to try and coordinate with randoms in Battlefield.

Don't you actually need friends first?

OHHHHH! In yo face!

Just kidding, you're my friend and not just because of your booty.

._.

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Gaming / Re: Do you talk online?
« on: October 12, 2014, 02:49:44 AM »
Only with friends, It's a waste of breath to try and coordinate with randoms in Battlefield.


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The Flood / Re: ITT: you bash me
« on: October 12, 2014, 02:32:52 AM »

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The Flood / Re: ITT: you bash me
« on: October 12, 2014, 01:28:16 AM »
Hehe <.<

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