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The Flood / Re: Oh my god. Shut the fuck up.
« on: December 01, 2014, 02:22:16 PM »
OP is a berk.
You fucking twonk

Bleeding trog, go fiddle your womble.
Fecking plonker.
You blooming wazzock.
You bloody divvy.

Gordon Bennet, I'm going to crack your mug with a wallop to the gabber.
You gormless sod. Are you taking the bleeding piss?
God damn you are a trollop, I bet you put sugar in your tea.

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The Flood / Re: ThePatriarchy.org
« on: December 01, 2014, 02:21:03 PM »

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Technological quasi-theocracy based around hyper intelligent ai-gods.

Praise the Omnissiah!
>yfw tau>everything
>yfw weaboo space commies get three new rectums for every gribbly gaunt they fight
>yfw they came crying to the imperium to save their rectums from the gribblies in the damocles gulf
>yfw weaboo space commies can be defeated in CQB by a forceful push
>yfw you eat boltgun

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The Flood / Re: ThePatriarchy.org
« on: December 01, 2014, 02:17:38 PM »
http://thepatriarchy.spreadshirt.com/

Hahahahaha

Gasai, they even have something there for you.

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Technological quasi-theocracy based around hyper intelligent ai-gods.

Praise the Omnissiah!
not quite the imperium. I was thinking solar system spanning  versions of city states each led by a different ai-god. Allows for greater variation and even redundancy in the event of catastrophe.
Death to the Heretek!

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The Flood / Re: Oh my god. Shut the fuck up.
« on: December 01, 2014, 02:15:03 PM »
OP is a berk.
You fucking twonk

Bleeding trog, go fiddle your womble.
Fecking plonker.
You blooming wazzock.
You bloody divvy.

Gordon Bennet, I'm going to crack your mug with a wallop to the gabber.

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The Flood / Re: Oh my god. Shut the fuck up.
« on: December 01, 2014, 02:07:56 PM »
OP is a berk.
You fucking twonk

Bleeding trog, go fiddle your womble.
Fecking plonker.

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The Flood / Re: Oh my god. Shut the fuck up.
« on: December 01, 2014, 01:55:13 PM »
OP is a berk.

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Gaming / Re: Modern military rts games
« on: December 01, 2014, 12:58:52 PM »
Command and Conquer: Generals is about as close as you'll get >_>

It even has authentic suicide bomber units for the taliban rip off faction!

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The Flood / Re: Do you Americans have Mince Pies?
« on: December 01, 2014, 12:55:28 PM »
So do you guys share the glory that are mice pies?


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Technological quasi-theocracy based around hyper intelligent ai-gods.

Praise the Omnissiah!

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Serious / Re: What if the Universe is just a part of a larger system?
« on: December 01, 2014, 12:01:03 PM »
You might get a nobel prize if you figure out how to manipulate a higgs field >_>

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rather than Xi.
...I don't follow this one...

One of those alternative gender pronouns iirc.
Or something similar anyway, I lifted Xi from the 'Xe Xi Xo Xum I smell the blood of cis-scum' or it might have been with Zs but either way it's one of those stupid special snowflake things.
Jesus fuck...
Yeeeeup.

I'm not one to shit on people for fun, but christ almighty Tumblirites are just...
.____________.

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rather than Xi.
...I don't follow this one...

One of those alternative gender pronouns iirc.
Or something similar anyway, I lifted Xi from the 'Xe Xi Xo Xum I smell the blood of cis-scum' or it might have been with Zs but either way it's one of those stupid special snowflake things.

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It was a good read <.<

I'm rather glad I don't have to physically attend a university, I'm spared all of this nonsense and get to watch it from a distance. I don't have an issue with all of the points the author highlighted, some were fine but shit like the 'Hurr you don't have a uterus so shut up about abortion' stuff makes it very tempting to fling something equally retarded back at them. i.e 'Hurr you don't have a cock so you can't talk about politics'
It's moronic in the extreme.

And it kills me to see tumblrisms spreading like this, Trigger warnings (Way to take the piss out of people with PTSD by sticking muh triggers on shit anytime someone says something remotely controversial).
For example, the one that earned my ire recently was a video of robin williams talking about suicide with a big ol' trigger warning about 'warning contains discussion of suicide, you may find this triggering'
...
I'd really thought that the tide had started to turn on the whole 'if you mention suicide people who are suicidal will shoot themselves the next day' mentality. Apparently not though.

And fucking heteronormativity. Christ almighty someone deserves a prize for that one.

But disregard all of this, I'm talking from an inherent position of power in the patriarchy as my username has Mr in it rather than Xi.

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The Flood / Re: If someone was protesting in the middle of a highway...
« on: December 01, 2014, 10:03:02 AM »

10/10

Not that I condone hurting people, but since hippies aren't people it's fair game.
. . .
I expected better >.>

I'm just saying, it should be perfectly legal to shoot hippies as a recreational pasttime.

"Mr. Psycho"

Have a snickers, you're not yourself when you're hungry.

Funny you should say that >.>

And I'm not referring to the snickers.

.-.

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The Flood / Re: If someone was protesting in the middle of a highway...
« on: December 01, 2014, 09:52:57 AM »

10/10

Not that I condone hurting people, but since hippies aren't people it's fair game.
. . .
I expected better >.>

I'm just saying, it should be perfectly legal to shoot hippies as a recreational pasttime.

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Do you even have to ask?

Techno-Theocracy.

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The Flood / Re: If someone was protesting in the middle of a highway...
« on: December 01, 2014, 09:46:04 AM »
10/10

Not that I condone hurting people, but since hippies aren't people it's fair game.

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The Flood / Re: Should I build a SHTF AR or a target shooting AR?
« on: December 01, 2014, 08:15:08 AM »
If it was me, I'd go for the target shooting one >.>

Depends though, yanks seem quite fond of SHTF preparations so it would suck to be the only guy not ready for the impending apocalypse <.<

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Serious / Re: 5G network possibilities
« on: December 01, 2014, 07:40:30 AM »
ITT: people who live in the outback.

My phones not even 1/2 my wi-fi speed

I'll have you know I live in the middle of a forest, not a strayan desert .-.

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Gaming / Re: Spike Game Awards 2014
« on: December 01, 2014, 07:35:08 AM »
Fallout 4, if Bethesda once again just shows off some bleugh shite I'm going to be platinum mad.
They'll make an announcement about how they have nothing to announce.

I would not be surprised.

If they do, I shall handle it very maturely by spamming them with death threats and abuse on Shitter as any well adjusted individual would do.

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Gaming / Re: Spike Game Awards 2014
« on: December 01, 2014, 07:32:06 AM »
Fallout 4, if Bethesda once again just shows off some bleugh shite I'm going to be platinum mad.

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The Flood / Re: It's December
« on: December 01, 2014, 07:21:33 AM »
I had the restraint to at least wait until today before adding it to the rotation <________<

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Serious / Re: The Official Serious Reading List
« on: December 01, 2014, 04:36:14 AM »
Alrighty well I have two suggestions for Psychology books <.<

Emotions Revealed - Paul Ekman
Telling Lies: Clues to Deceit - Paul Ekman

I've read the first and I'm planning to read the second, ER might help people get a better understanding of interacting with other humans in person. Something that's easy to... misplace... when you spend a lot of time online <.<

The second one is more of a research paper in book form, but it provides some great insights into deceit.
A good review of it <.<
Dr Eckman may disappoint his readers by not giving them what they want: A simple protocol for determining whether or not someone is lying. There is a simple reason: There isn't one.

Other books will defraud the reader by giving them techniques that in reality don't work. Dr Eckman pounds in one central point - that there is no one single way to detect dishonesty. He calls any belief to the contrary "the Brokaw Hazard," named after Tom Brokaw, who believes that circumlocution is the omnipresent sentinel of a lie. He also develops the concept of the "Othello Error," that cautions the reader against actually causing lie signals by accident (named after the literary Othello, who assumed that his wife's sobbing was for her lover, but in reality she was sobbing because of her husband's rage over the incorrectly presumed affair.). He gives many tips, including a checklist in an appendix that might help the reader to detect lies, but most of the material is embedded deep within the text. He helps the reader to develop a dynamic approach to detecting lies; approaches that are developed as detection begins. He exhorts the reader to use NUMEROUS well-defined clues to develop the case for the conclusion that someone is lying.

The biggest flaw in the book is on its cover. The cover suggests that this is a practical book. It is more of a research paper. This is what makes it reliable - the fact that such a complete study is contained within. But the average reader will look for a standard protocol for detecting lies - but the Brokaw Hazard tells us there is none.
I haven't read it just yet, but I'm certainly planning to <.<

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Serious / Re: 5G network possibilities
« on: December 01, 2014, 04:26:03 AM »
This actually annoys me a little <______<

In what world should a fecking phone be able to get a better speed than an ethernet cable .______________.

Still cool as hell though >.>

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Serious / Re: How do you feel about the Salvation Army?
« on: December 01, 2014, 04:20:49 AM »
I've donated to them now and then, either boxes of stuff to charity shops or a few coins at the collection tins >.>

They do a good job and whilst there is a bit of a persistent rumour that they seem to be anti-gay, I couldn't really say whether that's true or not. There are other charities that I tend to give to a bit more though, and I wouldn't exactly say I'm close to supporting the SA. It's just that their charity shops are a good way to get rid of clutter that isn't just junk >_____>

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Gaming / Re: Official Pokemon Breeding/Trade/Battle Hub
« on: November 30, 2014, 05:13:38 PM »
Here's my Freind Code:

IGN(X) Sephiroth
IGN(AS) Tali'Zorah

3DS: Kaaria
1736 0595 3201


(Y/AS/SSB4)

Added you as well <.<

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Serious / Re: Why do some people root for the villains?
« on: November 30, 2014, 04:51:38 PM »
I think Psy had a similar thread on bnet about Deathnote.

*grinds teeth*

Even to this day it pisses me off how that ended.

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Gaming / Re: Official Pokemon Breeding/Trade/Battle Hub
« on: November 30, 2014, 04:34:45 PM »
Added the three FCs in the OP >.>

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