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« on: December 17, 2014, 10:49:57 PM »
My sides
 I was walking around this place in grorious nippon and something seemed off about the big chinese lanterns they have everywhere. I took a closer look and they are all plastered with tiny swastikas. Japs confirmed for neo-nazis.
11732
« on: December 17, 2014, 10:45:29 PM »
Favourite has to go to the heights of the colonial era.
Not just because of muh 25% of the world is britbong, but because it's actually quite the fascinating period. You have all kinds of shit going on in the world, from the napoleonic wars to the boer war. The british raj was also very interesting >.>
Least interesting goes to the fucking Tudors because we did them about 9 times in history over the course of my school years.
Wasn't Tudors like after the whole fuss between house of York and Lancaster? I'm not that keen on bong history
Yup, it's pretty dull.
11733
« on: December 17, 2014, 10:36:23 PM »
Favourite has to go to the heights of the colonial era.
Not just because of muh 25% of the world is britbong, but because it's actually quite the fascinating period. You have all kinds of shit going on in the world, from the napoleonic wars to the boer war. The british raj was also very interesting >.>
Least interesting goes to the fucking Tudors because we did them about 9 times in history over the course of my school years.
11734
« on: December 17, 2014, 10:06:03 PM »
He's on steam doe
11735
« on: December 17, 2014, 10:01:58 PM »
But that doesn't need much explanation. Check out the rules, and listen to what the Ninja's have told you.
Alright matey?
Don't you try to use Psy's lessons he taught you in being British on me.
I don't tell you how to live your life!
SAMBODEI SAY MOI NAEM?
Mr. P is the best Nazi cyborg!
Easily the coolest thing in Hellboy.
11736
« on: December 17, 2014, 10:01:30 PM »
But that doesn't need much explanation. Check out the rules, and listen to what the Ninja's have told you.
Alright matey?
Don't you try to use Psy's lessons he taught you in being British on me.
I don't tell you how to live your life!
SAMBODEI SAY MOI NAEM?
OI M8 DUN WURRY ORSELF OBER DES, 'ERE?
AIGHT BLUD, JUS CHEKIN WIV YOU M8 KEEP THIS BONGARONG CLEAN AS A PASTOR'S GONAD AIGHT?
11737
« on: December 17, 2014, 09:58:53 PM »
But that doesn't need much explanation. Check out the rules, and listen to what the Ninja's have told you.
Alright matey?
Don't you try to use Psy's lessons he taught you in being British on me.
I don't tell you how to live your life!
SAMBODEI SAY MOI NAEM?
11738
« on: December 17, 2014, 09:54:27 PM »
SUCK MY DICK FAGGOTS
Spoiler icy my current nameplate is placeholder pls dun ban
EDIT: FUCK GOD DAMN FUCKER
#UPBOATRC2014 NO JUSTICE NO PEACE
11739
« on: December 17, 2014, 09:53:51 PM »
NO DONT DO IT IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO KILL MYSELF LIBERALLY
EVERYONE UPBOAT THIS FUCKER #RCLEGENDARY2014 NO JUSTICE NO PEACE
11740
« on: December 17, 2014, 09:51:51 PM »
Shut up door
fuck you im not that faggot
okay shadows
stop
holy shit I just upboated you and you turned legendary
11741
« on: December 17, 2014, 09:51:09 PM »
Shut up door
fuck you im not that faggot
okay shadows
stop
okay shadows
11742
« on: December 17, 2014, 09:50:19 PM »
Actually he bought another 10 upboats from me, sooooo ya.
11743
« on: December 17, 2014, 09:49:02 PM »
Shut up door
fuck you im not that faggot
okay shadows
11744
« on: December 17, 2014, 09:32:21 PM »
Its part of what comes with getting that orange text. Now I can log in and just laugh at all the drama.
feelsgoodman.jpg
Once a mod, always a mod.
We can always bring you back.
Conscription m80, and don't you forget it .-.
11745
« on: December 17, 2014, 09:31:38 PM »
Senpai has noticed you slash, enjoy this moment.
11746
« on: December 17, 2014, 09:28:02 PM »
Except that as soon as you open the door you get hit by screams of MODBIASMODBIAS DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS ._________.
And how people tell you how to do your job.
That, is my all time favourite. When it's couple with the people saying 'you don't do your jobs' as well, it's just delectable.
11747
« on: December 17, 2014, 09:26:25 PM »
Except that as soon as you open the door you get hit by screams of MODBIASMODBIAS DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS ._________.
11748
« on: December 17, 2014, 08:41:02 PM »
11749
« on: December 17, 2014, 08:35:30 PM »
Senpai hasn't noticed you.
11750
« on: December 17, 2014, 08:28:33 PM »
Edited video is halal, enjoy folks >.>
11751
« on: December 17, 2014, 08:01:21 PM »
I would have said this is good enough to merit a sticky even without the demand >_>
Also +100 to anyone who can actually finish Mein Kampf. It reads like a brick wall ._.
Always wanted to read Mein Kamph
Ehhh it's pretty shit, I wouldn't buy it at all >.> It should be in a well stocked library though, you can have a gander at the ramblings on a lunatic for a bit >.>
11752
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:01:16 PM »
Looking back, when my teacher asked me to come up with ideas to end our school show with a bang.
A reenactment of Columbine probably wasn't the best thing to do.
11753
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:58:43 PM »
American school shooting - 9 dead
British PM Gordon Brown sends his deepest sympathy
French President Nicolas Sarkozy sends his condolences
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sends 2 boxes of extra ammo
This one made me laugh
11754
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:50:25 PM »
It's like Meta wants operation yewtree to come onto the bloody forum ._.
11755
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:46:47 PM »
A mother is sat on the ward awaiting the return of her newly born child, anxious for news of it's wellbeing. The doctor walks in carrying a baby, swaddled up in blankets and as he crosses the room he trips on a bag left there by one of the nurses. In his panic to remain upright he flings his arms wildly around and the baby is launched into the air, the airborne newborn flies straight into the opposite wall with a sickening crunch. It leaves a red smear where it impacted and falls to the ground silent and motionless. The doctor looks at the mother with a mixture of dread and horror plastered across his face, he turns to the head nurse who says 'Really doctor, if the baby was miscarried then you don't have to make such a gruesome spectacle of it'. He mumbles out... Spoiler 'Stupid fucking bitch, always ruining my goddamn fun.' Spoiler I bet you thought that the twist was that it was actually alive. Sicko.
11756
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:34:04 PM »
11757
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:33:32 PM »
'There is safety in numbers' Spoiler Unless there are 6,000,000 of you.
11758
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:30:36 PM »
Why do you put the baby in the blender feet first?
Spoiler So it can finish sucking you off.
How do you get the baby out of the blender?
I would like this, for the second joke. But the first is haram. consider me triggered
11759
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:28:46 PM »
I don't even remember it.
11760
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:27:16 PM »
There was one of these on Bnet IIRC until the mods got all pissy and shut it down because people were getting upset over dead baby jokes. So, have at it folks <.< Disclaimer for those of a nervous disposition, if you are genuinely upset or triggered by jokes then you need to get off the internet. To kick things off Goddamn cheat not putting the proper spelling of colour as an option.
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