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The Flood / Re: #ModBias2015
« on: January 05, 2015, 01:05:32 PM »
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Kinder Bueno has 240 calories per two bars - which is, one packet. Not only this, but it has 16 grams of fat per two bars. That counts for 25pc, yes, 25pc of your daily fat intake. I'm just warning you all - please do not consume these bars often or to excess, preferably not at all. They are terrible for your health. 

Just thought I'd carefully remind you all of how unhealthy Kinder Bueno is.
This is why gyms were invented I think
>paying money to solve a problem caused by lack of self control

How american.
psyduck pls, how else will I get supar swole and pull all the womens?

Now you see, that is why gyms were invented.
By people who want to look like the hulk to pull the womenfolk.

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The Flood / Re: I'm back (again)
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:53:22 PM »
Welcome back >.>

And yes, I do <.<

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The Flood / Re: #ModBias2015
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:52:44 PM »
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Kinder Bueno has 240 calories per two bars - which is, one packet. Not only this, but it has 16 grams of fat per two bars. That counts for 25pc, yes, 25pc of your daily fat intake. I'm just warning you all - please do not consume these bars often or to excess, preferably not at all. They are terrible for your health. 

Just thought I'd carefully remind you all of how unhealthy Kinder Bueno is.
This is why gyms were invented I think
>paying money to solve a problem caused by lack of self control

How american.

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The Flood / Re: Numb
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:45:40 PM »
YouTube


.
>dubstep

I don't even need to listen to know how shit this is

"Dubstep" is actually rather misleading for that remix.

I skipped around in the video and not once did I hear earraping transformer shrieks and awful synthetic howling worthy of a chaos skitarii.

I was very confused.

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The Flood / Re: PSY IS OVERRATED AND ANNOYING
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:39:20 PM »


Ahhh the old 'all you fuckers look the same to me' line.
Quality meme m8.

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The Flood / Re: Numb
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:33:22 PM »
Just so you know, by playing this game you've actually done me a favour.

Now I can get on with my essay instead of locking threads for the next two hours. Have fun and if you start flaming - that's still breaking the rules.

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The Flood / Re: Challenger issue
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:31:19 PM »
Can we just not.
Hm? I'm just asking a educational question for those familiar with engineering and aero dynamics

Oh alright then, well I'm sure these PSAs about Kinder eggs and Kinder buenos are just for the good of the public then. Carry on.

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The Flood / Re: 6000th post celebration!
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:28:46 PM »
git gud




LET US GO RYUUNOSUKE!

THERE ARE CHILDREN THAT REQUIRE A PLACE ON THE STAGE OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST COOL!

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The Flood / Re: Challenger issue
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:27:45 PM »
Can we just not.

You dun goofed Psy. You didn't ding dong bannu this thread but did for the first one that showed up.

Spoiler
MOD BIAS

Actually it's more because one is part on an ongoing issue and this one is just embarrassing for the OP. If kinder wants to let challenger know that he got to him, that's his prerogative not mine.

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The Flood / Re: 6000th post celebration!
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:25:09 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Challenger issue
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:23:42 PM »
Can we just not.

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The Flood / Re: #ModBias2015
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:21:26 PM »
Challenger pls


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The Flood / Re: Kinder obesity.
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:17:41 PM »
Just a friendly PSA, Ninjas. No cause for alarm.

As clever as this is, and as borderline as it is. It's still a good example of why being able to see the bigger picture is important.

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Serious / Re: Do you foresee Shariah Law in the UK?
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:14:44 PM »
Does UK stand for United Khanate now?

Kaliphate, get it right for allah's sake.

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Serious / Re: Do you foresee Shariah Law in the UK?
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:14:21 PM »
IIRC we already allow jewish courts (I forget the name) to proceed over religious matters/marriages so I can see the more compatible aspects of sharia being permitted - I just hope that it's the same deal as the jewish courts where British law takes overall precedence and thus forbids anything like stoning people for this that and the other.

In the UK, yes. For the UK, never.

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The Flood / 6000th post celebration!
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:10:07 PM »
I really need to stop procrastinating now.


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The Flood / Re: The ocean is a terrifying place
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:09:06 PM »
Nope Nope Nope

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The Flood / Re: Best pickup lines
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:08:45 PM »
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.

I have a gun,
So get in the van.
This will fail. For one, you live in the UK so it's impossible to get a hold of a gun. If you're in America, well somebody would have already shot you
>taking a joke this seriously
>thinking im being serious
>taking my bait
*yawn*

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The Flood / Re: Wait a minute.....
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:08:13 PM »
Aaaand this matters why?

The question that also stands out, is why did you notice this?
It doesn't. I'm just trying to get my post count up

I notice a lot. I can make threads about my other observations of various users

Well Nancy Drew, I'd put some more effort into your sleuthing if I were you. How else will you figure out who stole the orphan's summer camp fund?
Well it couldn't be BC since he's loaded, but it would have to be somebody that doesn't give a fuck about life, or children. That leaves Verby and Based Love
That's some fine detective work there.

Also do you like my brand new rolex?
Oh don't worry, you're too much of a moral responsible individual to not steal from an orphan fund. Plus I ran a check on your banking information and it all comes back clean
Well of course it did, if I was bad at it then I'd have been caught by now.
It's good to know that I'm in the clear, now if you'll excuse me - I have to return some video tapes.

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The Flood / Re: Best pickup lines
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:06:37 PM »
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.

I have a gun,
So get in the van.
This will fail. For one, you live in the UK so it's impossible to get a hold of a gun. If you're in America, well somebody would have already shot you
>taking a joke this seriously

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The Flood / Re: Wait a minute.....
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:04:28 PM »
Aaaand this matters why?

The question that also stands out, is why did you notice this?
It doesn't. I'm just trying to get my post count up

I notice a lot. I can make threads about my other observations of various users

Well Nancy Drew, I'd put some more effort into your sleuthing if I were you. How else will you figure out who stole the orphan's summer camp fund?
Well it couldn't be BC since he's loaded, but it would have to be somebody that doesn't give a fuck about life, or children. That leaves Verby and Based Love
That's some fine detective work there.

Also do you like my brand new rolex?

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The Flood / Re: Wait a minute.....
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:00:31 PM »
Aaaand this matters why?

The question that also stands out, is why did you notice this?
It doesn't. I'm just trying to get my post count up

I notice a lot. I can make threads about my other observations of various users

Well Nancy Drew, I'd put some more effort into your sleuthing if I were you. How else will you figure out who stole the orphan's summer camp fund?

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The Flood / Re: Best pickup lines
« on: January 05, 2015, 11:59:20 AM »
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.

I have a gun,
So get in the van.

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The Flood / Re: Wait a minute.....
« on: January 05, 2015, 11:56:33 AM »
Also if you were any good at stalking, you'd know that he's made a grand total of three threads.

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The Flood / Re: Wait a minute.....
« on: January 05, 2015, 11:55:17 AM »
Aaaand this matters why?

The question that also stands out, is why did you notice this?

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The Flood / Re: How do you take your coffee?
« on: January 05, 2015, 11:42:01 AM »
Without the coffee part.
Or the sugar.

>_>

Caffeine doesn't really agree with me in strong doses, the amount in tea is fine (thankfully) but coffee ends up with me feeling like death. Strangely though, on the odd occasion I've been on a long car journey and we stop at a motorway service station and everyone gets coffee I seem to be able to keep down one of the weaker ones from Starbucks. But that's been twice, ever. Usually I just get whatever passes for Tea at those places <.<

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Serious / Re: A Muslim girl from college just posted this on her facebook
« on: January 05, 2015, 11:17:08 AM »
ya fokin block deleted me on fuckbook

I get that serious is a little less stringent than say a proper debating forum, what with jokes/picture/gifs/videos allowed. But something as shitposty as that isn't.

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The Flood / Re: Dumb... Nigger?
« on: January 05, 2015, 11:16:00 AM »
The message clearly wasn't received.

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Serious / Re: A Muslim girl from college just posted this on her facebook
« on: January 05, 2015, 11:13:27 AM »
...or is she a cunt because people are dicks to her all the time for being Muslim?
>no Allah Akbar at the end of the post
Not a real muslim.

They aren't oppressed, but they do get treated like shit by the troglodyte peasantry labouring under the assumption that anyone who is muslim is a suicide bomber in disguise. Then again, the working classes have always been an uncouth bunch soooooo nothing really new there.

You two know as well as I do that this is not a problem anywhere outside of Alabama.
Uhhh, it is.
I'm not going to speak for the states, but in bongistan this shit is hardly uncommon.

Britain First's mosque raids for example, whilst hilariously cringey are still an example of it. The EDL's riots were/are another. (They seem to have died off now that they stopped getting so much attention) Then you have all the unorganised petty stuff, people swearing at them in the street/on buses/trains 'fuck off back to iraq' etc. It's not a massive countrywide problem, but it does still exist.
YouTube

Spoiler
The EDL are autistic jingoistic ponces, but still. You never hear about EDL rape circles or various heinous crimes being covered up the police because of their skin colour. I'd say that's a far more pressing issue than mr muslamic ray gun.

I know, and despite my muslim/haram jokes stuff like that is disgusting. The bastards who did the deed should be sent to the tower and the cowards who covered it up for them should be sent to join them. Pity it's a tourist site now, so I guess belmarsh will do.

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The Flood / Re: wtf
« on: January 05, 2015, 11:10:55 AM »
It would be heavy skin pigmentation. "Dark" is redundant.

tomato, tomato, nigger, nigger

It doesn't really work when it's typed out >.>

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