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10981
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:46:21 PM »
10982
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:44:51 PM »
10983
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:43:20 PM »
I hope I made it in time!
yesssssss
10984
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:40:13 PM »
The mods (well just me) have decided to reward the flood with the chance to win a trip to a sort-of-tropical island! There are only 20 places available on the bus, and it's first come first served. Gogogo! List
Icywind
Kiyo
Rocketman
Gasai
Waifu Master
Numb Digger
Meta
Kupo
Ingloriouswho
Prime Meridia
RC
Tblocks
ねこ / Neko
Dustin
Workshop Wizard
Zen
Lord Ruler
Kinder
Desticle
Yutaka
20/20 reached. (Sorry nick ;/ )
10985
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:26:45 PM »
I would advise against the powernap unless you've got someone reliable enough to wake you up/don't have trouble with it.
10986
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:29:30 PM »
Have you stopped beating your wife?
never will
 Good man.
10987
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:28:12 PM »
Have you stopped beating your wife?
10988
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:19:06 PM »
Hooray!
10989
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:32:58 PM »
WMDs are illegal. That's cheating!
10990
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:28:18 PM »
ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes.... It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.
Because you feel ugly or because Meta keeps shadowing you?
Actually, One of the other British users lives near my Island.
Wait you don't live on mainland Britain?
Quick tru! Raise the drawbridge!
Scary lizard lady is coming for you! D:
lizards can swim...
Demn
Okay tru, hold on D:
The SAS is on the way!
You got it all wrong, She's Mugino from RailGun.
The way she kicks Misaka ;_: Y u do this?
I don't think I've seen that part <.<
Or maybe I have and I don't remember.
Well..... Yeah.
She's fucking scary.
Oh damn ._.
10991
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:26:42 PM »
What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?
I've lived in bongland all my life and I haven't seen anything like that before. I've never even heard of it.
It's called stargazy pie, something the cornish goblin creatures like to eat.
I don't think kinder realises that there are several kinds of sub-human/cross breeds that lurk in the dark places of the british isles.
In the north you have the Badger-Human hybrids, who eat pies.
In cornwall you have the Cornish Goblins, who eat stargazy pie and other weird shit like that. Also babies.
The welsh literally just survive off leeks and ham an cheese toahsties. (Say that singsongy like)
The irish eat raw potatoes.
The scots eat offal as a delicacy and are secretly being made into morbidly obese bloaters by the tories to make sure that they can never win against an english army.
Essex should probably be sawn off and sent to either florida or france. I think they eat tanning products or bucketloads of carrots.
Oh and the West Country cuisine is basically no better than any of the above.
You forgot the northern irish who eat eachother and the upper class who drink the blood of new borns.
Adding on the Welsh eat the same lambs they fuck.
Yep, the British Isles essentially takes part in a national contest of who can eat the weirdest stuff that is still just somehow edible.
lel Yeaaah ._.
10992
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:26:02 PM »
ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes.... It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.
Because you feel ugly or because Meta keeps shadowing you?
Actually, One of the other British users lives near my Island.
Wait you don't live on mainland Britain?
Quick tru! Raise the drawbridge!
Scary lizard lady is coming for you! D:
lizards can swim...
Demn
Okay tru, hold on D:
The SAS is on the way!
You got it all wrong, She's Mugino from RailGun.
The way she kicks Misaka ;_: Y u do this?
I don't think I've seen that part <.< Or maybe I have and I don't remember.
10993
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:12:24 PM »
ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes.... It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.
Because you feel ugly or because Meta keeps shadowing you?
Actually, One of the other British users lives near my Island.
Wait you don't live on mainland Britain?
Quick tru! Raise the drawbridge!
Scary lizard lady is coming for you! D:
lizards can swim...
Demn Okay tru, hold on D: The SAS is on the way!
10994
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:10:14 PM »
ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes.... It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.
Because you feel ugly or because Meta keeps shadowing you?
Actually, One of the other British users lives near my Island.
Wait you don't live on mainland Britain?
Quick tru! Raise the drawbridge!
Scary lizard lady is coming for you! D:
ITS NOT A DRAW BRIDGE SHIT
Burn it then! Call in sean connery and the SAS to take it out! 
10995
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:08:41 PM »
What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?
As if mericans have traditional food. Yeah double big macs and large fries don't count.
All of that looks fucking awful
Sandwiches, Mac and Cheese, and Meatloaf is awful? Kill yourself.
Sorry for not liking 2000 calorie servings
Calories in a sandwich: 354 calories
Mac and Cheese: 200 calories
1 large slice of Meatloaf: 294 calories
I'm talking about the calorific content of the ones in the pictures.
And I was specifically talking about the ones in the pictures. Who in their right mind hates a sandwich?
It's called eat until you're not fucking hungry anymore and save the rest for later, then you damn pansy.
...
Self control...
from a... yank?
Good lord, first we see them use sarcasm and now they seem to be exhibiting restraint over their food portions. Perhaps there is hope for them yet ._.
Let us know when you britbongs figure out how humor?
Close, almost a full sentence.
You misspelled humour though, 8/10. Keep trying, little yenks.
>criticizes grammar of a language with no consistency or logic
>mispells "yanks"
gg You're on your own next time Germany comes for your tea and scones.
>implying you need consistency and logic to understand a language
>implying that wasn't intentional to represent a regional dialect considered patronising in bongistan
>implying we won't team up with the 4th reich and rid the world of the amerifat plague
>Not realizing your language is shit and we only kept it to spite you with how we pronounce and spell things
>Speak english, dammit
>Thinking you'll win against a country where everyone has guns and your country doesn't even allow citizens to carry butter knives.
>keep telling yourself that >I am, yenk. Pity you can't get the gist of me gabbin though ya silly berk >implying we need weapons to defeat the yenks >implying we can't just starve you of coffee supplies for a week and watch the country tear itself apart
10996
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:06:17 PM »
ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes.... It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.
Because you feel ugly or because Meta keeps shadowing you?
Actually, One of the other British users lives near my Island.
Wait you don't live on mainland Britain?
Quick tru! Raise the drawbridge! Scary lizard lady is coming for you! D:
10997
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:04:12 PM »
10998
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:03:02 PM »
What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?
I've lived in bongland all my life and I haven't seen anything like that before. I've never even heard of it.
It's called stargazy pie, something the cornish goblin creatures like to eat.
I don't think kinder realises that there are several kinds of sub-human/cross breeds that lurk in the dark places of the british isles.
In the north you have the Badger-Human hybrids, who eat pies.
In cornwall you have the Cornish Goblins, who eat stargazy pie and other weird shit like that. Also babies.
The welsh literally just survive off leeks and ham an cheese toahsties. (Say that singsongy like)
The irish eat raw potatoes.
The scots eat offal as a delicacy and are secretly being made into morbidly obese bloaters by the tories to make sure that they can never win against an english army.
Essex should probably be sawn off and sent to either florida or france. I think they eat tanning products or bucketloads of carrots.
Oh and the West Country cuisine is basically no better than any of the above.
You forgot the northern irish who eat eachother and the upper class who drink the blood of new borns.
Ah yes, how silly of me. I'm pretty sure I've seen the horrors of the working class falling upon another of their number too, it was like something out of a zombie film. The footman had to throw jobcentre business cards at them until they fled in fear so we could pass. These are dark days indeed.
10999
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:00:59 PM »
11000
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:59:55 PM »
What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?
I've lived in bongland all my life and I haven't seen anything like that before. I've never even heard of it.
It's called stargazy pie, something the cornish goblin creatures like to eat.
I don't think kinder realises that there are several kinds of sub-human/cross breeds that lurk in the dark places of the british isles.
In the north you have the Badger-Human hybrids, who eat pies.
In cornwall you have the Cornish Goblins, who eat stargazy pie and other weird shit like that. Also babies.
The welsh literally just survive off leeks and ham an cheese toahsties. (Say that singsongy like)
The irish eat raw potatoes.
The scots eat offal as a delicacy and are secretly being made into morbidly obese bloaters by the tories to make sure that they can never win against an english army.
Essex should probably be sawn off and sent to either florida or france. I think they eat tanning products or bucketloads of carrots.
Oh and the West Country cuisine is basically no better than any of the above.
So basically, the UK has some pretty questionable "cuisines"
Yeah, but no true englishman will eat the food of the local peasantry when visiting the manor grounds of their liege lord. They all carry around crates of scones, tea and various meals. To eat like a local denizen is to become a local denizen, a slippery slope from which you cannot return.
11001
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:57:19 PM »
What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?
As if mericans have traditional food. Yeah double big macs and large fries don't count.
All of that looks fucking awful
Sandwiches, Mac and Cheese, and Meatloaf is awful? Kill yourself.
Sorry for not liking 2000 calorie servings
Calories in a sandwich: 354 calories
Mac and Cheese: 200 calories
1 large slice of Meatloaf: 294 calories
I'm talking about the calorific content of the ones in the pictures.
And I was specifically talking about the ones in the pictures. Who in their right mind hates a sandwich?
It's called eat until you're not fucking hungry anymore and save the rest for later, then you damn pansy.
... Self control... from a... yank?Good lord, first we see them use sarcasm and now they seem to be exhibiting restraint over their food portions. Perhaps there is hope for them yet ._.
11002
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:56:05 PM »
What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?
I've lived in bongland all my life and I haven't seen anything like that before. I've never even heard of it.
It's called stargazy pie, something the cornish goblin creatures like to eat. I don't think kinder realises that there are several kinds of sub-human/cross breeds that lurk in the dark places of the british isles. In the north you have the Badger-Human hybrids, who eat pies. In cornwall you have the Cornish Goblins, who eat stargazy pie and other weird shit like that. Also babies. The welsh literally just survive off leeks and ham an cheese toahsties. (Say that singsongy like) The irish eat raw potatoes. The scots eat offal as a delicacy and are secretly being made into morbidly obese bloaters by the tories to make sure that they can never win against an english army. Essex should probably be sawn off and sent to either florida or france. I think they eat tanning products or bucketloads of carrots. Oh and the West Country cuisine is basically no better than any of the above.
11003
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:48:27 PM »
I've got a somewhat related story to something raised by kinder about public urination.
So my grandpa's brother (Great-Uncle) used to be a police officer right, back in the good old days of bongistan coppers. Now he used to work in birmingham, in one of the rougher areas. There was this back alley running past a pub, now of course that's prime territory for shady business but one of the other problems was that drunks used to piss all over the front of this guy's pub/bar. The bar owner puts this sheet of corrugated iron there to try and shield his premises from the worst of the downfall but it's basically just used for 'target practice'.
So one day, my great-uncle gets called out to investigate a crime scene there. There is a guy being treated by the paramedics and basically his dick got fried. So after making a few inquiries he went towards this bar to have a look around.
The owner of the bar had finally had enough with these miscreants, who clearly weren't paying heed to him shouting at them/calling the police constantly. What he'd done was wire up a car battery to this piece of metal with some jump leads (Or cables anyhow) so what happened when this drunkard had unzipped, whipped and started to piss was of course - made a strong connection with his urine and had had a few volts shoot right up into his urethra.
So my uncle took the bar owner in for questioning and I don't remember what he booked him for, but the drunk was left with a scorched donger and my uncle with a great anecdote e.e
11004
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:31:26 PM »
Now I know britain has some pretty retarded laws and customs.
But at least we pay our waiters a minimum wage salary and not just jew them off with the promise of tips.
I agree.
But, until things change, it's not right to not tip.
I agree, grudgingly.
I wouldn't fuck over the regular chap because I dislike the business practices of his workplace, especially when it's so entrenched in yank custom.
*cries over pile of small tips*
*passes you a pair of bootstraps*
11005
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:31:01 PM »
Now I know britain has some pretty retarded laws and customs.
But at least we pay our waiters a minimum wage salary and not just jew them off with the promise of tips.
I always give a little extra... and tip..
Indeed <.< You see, britbongs don't need cultural enforcement to be generous. Yanks apparently have to have the thread of becoming a pariah over coffee to make them cough up .-.
11006
« on: January 06, 2015, 03:32:52 PM »
You only have to look at Alduin to kill him.
Don't you mean scream at him and swing a paddle left and right until he suddenly goes into spasms and combusts?
11007
« on: January 06, 2015, 03:20:18 PM »
Fallout New Vegas
Which one?
11008
« on: January 06, 2015, 03:16:42 PM »
Fuck you, I still call him Mad Sacks.
lol
11009
« on: January 06, 2015, 03:11:19 PM »
I guess I'll just ask: does anyone want one of my lvl 100 Magikarp? I'll take anything that's not crazy common for them.
And I also have an infinite stock of Mew and Jirachi...
A mew would be cool >.>
Veeeery cool <.<
Probably the best thing I have to offer is a 6IV froakie, would that be any good? >_>
Nah, sorry.
Hmm, can you think of anything else you might want? <.<
I'll give you a mew, it's a clone of one of cheats clones, I don't want anything for it
Oh cool, well I wouldn't want to cheat cheat >.>
I'll see if he can think of anything he'd want first <.<
just say the word if you change your mind
Will do, thanks <.<
11010
« on: January 06, 2015, 03:06:14 PM »
You're fucking But the children. I, But is it can be a, I can make you But on the death of the way, it is just my naked but I get.
What in the world Psy?
I've never actually read it lol. I've read the english version, obviously, the proper one. But perhaps I should read the googaru toransurate baashion.
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