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Gaming / Re: Happy New Years Days from Bungie
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:11:00 PM »
Whilst it's nice of them to give everyone a little gift, it was a pulse rifle *vomits*

Still, they didn't have to and I turned it into some useful shards soooooo sankyu bongle.

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The Flood / Re: What are good pranks to pull on roommates
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:07:29 PM »
Poke hole in their condoms/switch birth control with placebos.

Allah approves of this one!

Punish the wicked with the horrific trial of parenting!

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The Flood / Re: What are good pranks to pull on roommates
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:06:56 PM »
I like the old 'Haha, broke your legs!' trick.

You walk into their room in the middle of the night with a baseball bat and whale on their knees for about 10 minutes.

Then you yell, SIKE and run out giggling.
yeah this one's great

i used it on all my old friends
Same!

I wonder why they aren't my friends now though :/
Or alive...

Guess my 'self-igniting deodorant can' was a little too far, they didn't see the funny side of it :/

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The Flood / Re: lol wut
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:05:28 PM »
And going by this logic, the Japanese are taking revenge on the Yanks for WW2 in a clever manner.



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The Flood / Re: What are good pranks to pull on roommates
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:03:23 PM »
I like the old 'Haha, broke your legs!' trick.

You walk into their room in the middle of the night with a baseball bat and whale on their knees for about 10 minutes.

Then you yell, SIKE and run out giggling.

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Serious / Re: Some uncomfortable realities about Ho Chi Minh
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:01:16 PM »
Colonialism is dead and should remain so, but to deny it had quite clear benefits is to be ignorant of history.

Although, I'll concede Indochina was probably shit. . . I mean, it was owned by the French, so it was probably shit.
I don't like to use this to get one over on the frogs, but we undeniably did a better job than they did <.<
But the Belgians take the biscuit for the worst.

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That... Thing, made me afraid to check my PMs all the time. Always thought I'd get a ban message.
It didn't help that DeeJ then sent me a message titled "You have been banned", with the body "That's what you get for being paranoid"

Ugh yes, I know that feeling.
You'd say something that was maybe a little borderline and then be looking uneasily at the little icon for a PM :/

Hopefully the residual fear will keep people in line e.e
But then again, most of the people who remember disembodied soul aren't exactly troublemakers on here. Barring a few that is.

The rest will learn the horror, in time.

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The Flood / Re: New video by the Ministry of Tourism, Visit London 2015!
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:32:52 PM »
Is that actually London? I can't tell.

Well that's what it looks like from up here <.<

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Welp, just so you all know I've gotta go for a bit.

So the funny edits and laid back warnings will be up to the discretion of whichever poor bugger I fob this off onto! Toodles :D

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Why do you make me ban you all ;_;
It's your fault for enforcing the rules

I know :/

At least I get paid in orphan tears though, so it's all good.

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Why do you make me ban you all ;_;

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I'm pretty sure anyone who quoted me got one.

Nah, I'm not that much like foman.

People who made the jokes are the ones who got a smack. Some got a lighter one, like nasty, because he didn't have the 0% warning for fat jokes listed on his record. You did though >.>
Hence the 10%er.
How many more fat jokes can I say until i'm banned?
Probably one, maybe two.

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The Flood / Re: story
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:23:48 PM »

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I'm pretty sure anyone who quoted me got one.

Nah, I'm not that much like foman.

People who made the jokes are the ones who got a smack. Some got a lighter one, like nasty, because he didn't have the 0% warning for fat jokes listed on his record. You did though >.>
Hence the 10%er.

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The Flood / Re: New video by the Ministry of Tourism, Visit London 2015!
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:18:56 PM »
It's funny because it's literally London. The condition of the buildings are the same and everything.

And the parades of ISIS too, don't forget them.

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The Flood / Re: is this image humorous
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:18:21 PM »
Juuuuust so we are all clear and so I don't have to spent the rest of the evening filling out warning forms <______<

Those jokes must not be made outside of anarchy, I've been over this already with several of you >.>
It makes my job tedious, so pls don't ;-;
Or do so with gusto! So you get bant.

lol

As a britbong of the nanny state I feel obligated to inform you that eating with gusto is not to be encouraged. It leads to a terrible irreversible health condition known as 'Yankitis' :/

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The Flood / New video by the Ministry of Tourism, Visit London 2015!
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:15:59 PM »
YouTube


Alright well it's not too new but anyway, I found it again while I was trawling through a list of 9/11 joke videos. Enjoy.
Allah Akbar.

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The Flood / Re: is this image humorous
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:14:38 PM »
Juuuuust so we are all clear and so I don't have to spent the rest of the evening filling out warning forms <______<

Those jokes must not be made outside of anarchy, I've been over this already with several of you >.>
It makes my job tedious, so pls don't ;-;
Or do so with gusto! So you get bant.

lol

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The Flood / Re: is this image humorous
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:05:19 PM »
Is this image humorous?

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fucking lol Gatsby sent me this on snapchat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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The Flood / Re: is this image humorous
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:03:46 PM »
It was, when I first saw it.

Now it takes a little more creativity for 9/11 jokes.

Examples:
Don't click if you get offended by 9/11 jokes, because I don't really care enough to debate it with anyone
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Stuff like that.

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:56:57 PM »
Just so everyone knows, an actual prize is being developed for winning this.

Battle Royale Champion nameplate is being drafted, after the suggestion by Tru <.<

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The Flood / Re: Guess how old various users are
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:46:51 PM »
Only basing it on looks?
Pretty much.

I wouldn't say any younger than 20, and no older than 22.

19, as of this past October.

Wait wait wait...

How did I miss this?

Goddamn I thought you were at least 20 something.

Why does everything think I'm so old?!

Well... fuck. With both you and slash quitting, that makes me the baby mod again .-.

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The Flood / Re: Guess how old various users are
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:38:45 PM »
Only basing it on looks?
Pretty much.

I wouldn't say any younger than 20, and no older than 22.

19, as of this past October.

Wait wait wait...

How did I miss this?

Goddamn I thought you were at least 20 something.

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The Flood / Re: Guess how old various users are
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:37:13 PM »
Back on track, any off topic posts/continuing the fight after this post will simply be deleted.

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:35:02 PM »
Dead
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Nick - Allah Akbar

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:34:23 PM »
Go ahead and have me killed off <.<  I'm going to be too busy to respond to this lol.

*detonates collar*

RIP in pieces ;A;

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:30:18 PM »
>.>
<.<

*Starts digging in the forest*
*You dig into my tunnel. I spring upwards and disembowl you before retreating back into my tunnel*
Nigga, I was in the mountains, you were at the shore, calm yer shit.
I dug my way inland, fgt.

GM get in here.
Alrighty yeah a bit too much distance to tunnel, even for a russkie with a slavknife.
Desticle pounced on a leaf and yutaka found a rock.

lol

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The Flood / Re: Guess how old various users are
« on: January 07, 2015, 04:04:16 PM »
well, you're not younger than me, so
i'm gonna kill myself
I turn 18 on February 5th, so I'm not that far behind.

FUCK

I'm almost two years older than you then .______.

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The Flood / Re: Guess how old various users are
« on: January 07, 2015, 03:43:00 PM »
meta is 18-19
No.
I thought you were a year younger than me <_____<
Or have you got a birthday coming soon?

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