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The Flood / Re: I've upset Mr. Psychologist
« on: January 21, 2015, 03:34:31 PM »
why would you do such a thing?

Because the Serious Forum should seriously be renamed "Meta Cognition University"

I stand by this belief.

I prefer the name "Mr Psychologist University"
Nah <.<

Serious is what it should be.

The Senate*
You are worse than Obama.

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The Flood / Re: WHAT THE FUCK GOOGLE
« on: January 21, 2015, 03:33:29 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I've upset Mr. Psychologist
« on: January 21, 2015, 03:29:56 PM »
why would you do such a thing?

Because the Serious Forum should seriously be renamed "Meta Cognition University"

I stand by this belief.

I prefer the name "Mr Psychologist University"
Nah <.<

Serious is what it should be.

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The Flood / Re: I've upset Mr. Psychologist
« on: January 21, 2015, 03:26:25 PM »
Do you want me to actually start trying to impeach you?

.-.

Because I will.

As a member, I will continue my campaign for Meta.
Well you can enjoy playing Nelson Mandela from forum jail .-.

Can I play Lady Gaga instead?
No, haram.

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The Flood / Re: I've upset Mr. Psychologist
« on: January 21, 2015, 03:25:06 PM »
Do you want me to actually start trying to impeach you?

.-.

Because I will.

As a member, I will continue my campaign for Meta.
Well you can enjoy playing Nelson Mandela from forum jail .-.

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The Flood / Re: I've upset Mr. Psychologist
« on: January 21, 2015, 03:23:16 PM »
Do you want me to actually start trying to impeach you?

.-.

Because I will.

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The Flood / Re: The plague of Manspreading
« on: January 21, 2015, 01:20:55 PM »
'I need to sit that way because of my balls' — and 5 other misguided defences of 'manspreading' on public transport.

If you're someone who manspreads, let me 'womansplain' why you should close your legs.


And that day, Your Honour, was the day I stopped fucking reading the Independent.

Ugh.

And the BBC is starting to show signs of infection too, there have been a few articles in the last couple of weeks that have had me double taking over whether or not this should be on the BBC or whether it should be on jay's fucking twitter account.

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The Flood / Re: The plague of Manspreading
« on: January 21, 2015, 01:06:57 PM »
It's such a non-issue that it beggars belief that it's being taken seriously.

Someone sitting on a train with their legs spread like that (pic in the OP) is just normal/comfortable for someone who doesn't want to 'crush the crown jewels'. If they have their legs spread far and wide to prominently display their pride and joy then yeah, that's obnoxious as all hell... but to give people shit for sitting like that^ .____.



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The Flood / Re: Anyone Remember This Cunt?
« on: January 21, 2015, 11:09:16 AM »
Oh that's really nice, it's good that she can forgive herself for this. That's what really matters here, that she can sleep soundly at night.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw you get sent home because of snow
« on: January 21, 2015, 09:19:27 AM »
It snowed yesterday a little, but it had melted before 1am :/
This.

Fuck the West Midlands

Hear hear.

I used to live ontop of a hill though, right up in the clouds so when it snowed we'd get loads of it compared to like two minutes down the road where it was all melted and shit.

Now we no longer live there, but I sho as shit got some snowdays because of it >_>

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The Flood / Re: >tfw you get sent home because of snow
« on: January 21, 2015, 09:12:25 AM »
It snowed yesterday a little, but it had melted before 1am :/

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The Flood / Re: the rules
« on: January 21, 2015, 09:10:11 AM »
triggered

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The Flood / Re: Dogs.
« on: January 20, 2015, 08:50:41 PM »
Well damn, it's nice to know that there is something a bit more behind the scenes than just flat out conditioned cupboard love going on. Most animals can be taught/conditioned to display that sort of behaviour but at least in my mind, it's always seemed genuine for dogs. (After I got over the whole, terrified to death of the buggers thing)

I think the term is 'Yeah, Science bitch!' <_<

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The Flood / Re: Is ironically liking memes a meme in and of itself
« on: January 20, 2015, 08:45:17 PM »
At this point, I would say so :/
so what would be the next step?

Ironically liking ironically liking memes?

Except people genuinely like ironically liking memes... which means they genuinely like a meme... which defeats the point of the irony... so... the only natural progression I can see is for people to start going to 9gog unironically again :/
The human race is doomed.

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The Flood / Re: Is ironically liking memes a meme in and of itself
« on: January 20, 2015, 08:41:32 PM »
At this point, I would say so :/

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The Flood / Re: What's one thing that all women are?
« on: January 20, 2015, 07:48:02 PM »


Dustin, next time you should heed the sacred proclamations of the ogrelord.

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The Flood / Re: You're handed $20,000
« on: January 20, 2015, 07:32:55 PM »
i'd buy a motor home with a sex slave
no sex slave sorry

what if the sex slave was the vehicle




That's two theocrats pissed off, well done.
>tmw you realize that input/output plugs are really just electronic sex
no

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The Flood / Re: You're handed $200
« on: January 20, 2015, 07:18:58 PM »
Dorsia, just for pewps and giggles.

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The Flood / Re: You're handed $20,000
« on: January 20, 2015, 07:17:02 PM »
i'd buy a motor home with a sex slave
no sex slave sorry

what if the sex slave was the vehicle




That's two theocrats pissed off, well done.

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The Flood / Re: Post your questions for the podcast ITT
« on: January 20, 2015, 06:29:09 PM »
Also podcast is ogre nao.

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The Flood / Re: Post your questions for the podcast ITT
« on: January 20, 2015, 06:28:52 PM »

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Gaming / Re: How cool would a pokemon SRPG be?
« on: January 20, 2015, 05:40:04 PM »
Not shitty pokemon conquest

I loved pokemon conquest <____<
you have to admit it could have been much better

I'm not sure really, I think it worked well <.<

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Gaming / Re: How cool would a pokemon SRPG be?
« on: January 20, 2015, 05:38:43 PM »
Not shitty pokemon conquest

I loved pokemon conquest <____<

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Serious / Re: Freud's work today
« on: January 20, 2015, 05:32:53 PM »
Most of his work is either considered outdated or usually just flat out wrong. The psychodynamic approach has persisted though, so I wouldn't say it's all written off. There has been a general shift towards Biological/Neurological and Cognitive explanations/treatments.

It depends a little on what the thing you are trying to explain is, so for example if you are looking to explain a fetish (haram) then Freud is usually the man to turn to. If you are looking to explain malformed attachments to a biological parent, then it used to be Freud but now it's more of a cognitive approach iirc. So rather than it being an oedipus complex that is why you don't get along with your dad, it's more to do with him being absent in your life (Theoreticals never really apply well for examples)

When it comes to mental illness, it's mostly disregarded altogether but some of the principles like the therapists chair and all that bollocks still persists.

If I was to recommend a treatment/therapy though, my personal inclination would be to go for the scientific approaches (Cognitive-Behavioural/Biological instead of looking at the subconscious) over the psychodynamic ones.

(A little rambly, but if there are any points you would like me to elaborate on then just ask)

I would also note that opinions vary among psychologists, some are adamantly X/Y/Z disciplined so they would of course look at a problem with their set of tools >.> So this^ may not apply to all psychologists.

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The Flood / Re: Post your questions for the podcast ITT
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:23:17 PM »
Also, who's in it
I'm not 100% sure actually <.<

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The Flood / Re: Post your questions for the podcast ITT
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:21:25 PM »
When will the podcasts be good?

When will the mods stop being Nazis?

The first I'll leave for the podcasts, but I can answer the second one right now.

Only when the final solution is complete, to remove all shitposters from this world.
Spoiler
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I demand that both be answered in the podcast.
I'm sure it will be, just giving you the official line ahead of schedule.

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The Flood / Re: How do you feel about septagon users who stalk FB?
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:20:48 PM »
There is only one user here that's ever been proven to do that and it wasn't Lemon. Said user ended up getting reprimanded for certain unethical things that were done with said information.

I can actually think of two others as well; one benign... ish... and the other was more malicious but they gave up after a while.

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The Flood / Re: Post your questions for the podcast ITT
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:18:51 PM »
When will the podcasts be good?

When will the mods stop being Nazis?

The first I'll leave for the podcasts, but I can answer the second one right now.

Only when the final solution is complete, to remove all shitposters from this world.
Spoiler
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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The Flood / Post your questions for the podcast ITT
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:15:34 PM »
Erm, ya. Yutaka asked me to make this thread so here it is.

This is a bump, the previous podcast has been canned by the JIDF for promoting anti-semitism so we are redoing it <.<

Feel free to ask new questions ITT though, the ones that were previously asked will be answered too.

الله أكبر


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Septagon / Re: Camnator dindu nuffin
« on: January 20, 2015, 12:04:56 PM »
The first was a liteban issued by the ogrelord for calling out another user.
The reason he now has a This user was blacklisted etc etc etc is because he then proceeded to report spam, presumably as a way to 'get back at the mods'.

The moral of the story is, if you get litebant for something then don't decide to dig your own grave deeper by spamming the report button on every and any post.
There was another step in there in which he made a thread in the flood complaining about his warning that netted him a lite ban while he was still only watched.
Ah, I thought there was a bit missing <.<

Welp, there you have it >.>

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