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Messages - ExodusMae
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« on: October 29, 2015, 08:54:29 AM »
Gonna need more context, buddy.
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« on: October 29, 2015, 06:43:37 AM »
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« on: October 29, 2015, 06:40:55 AM »
Batch. Dur.
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« on: October 29, 2015, 06:39:16 AM »
Even if it wasnt sexual when was the last time an old guy invited you to dinner. Thats creepy.
come to think of it, the last time that happened I ended up in the army.
Fuck
Definitely gay.
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« on: October 28, 2015, 04:35:43 AM »
Are you a girl?
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« on: October 28, 2015, 04:34:42 AM »
It's 8pm, dude.
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« on: October 28, 2015, 04:32:56 AM »
...but somehow it would've been okay if you were a girl?
Dude, you're being homophobic. Your reaction should be the same as what you said girl you would've done.
I'm sure his reaction would be similar if a 70 year old woman gave him her number and address and asked him to call her and she'll take him out to dinner.
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« on: October 28, 2015, 03:00:48 AM »
Like I said before, you're there to work, not to have old men harassing you and wanting you to be their little boy toy. This is wrong on so many levels.
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« on: October 27, 2015, 10:10:19 PM »
Just popped up on my newsfeed.
Isn't fish supposed to be really healthy, though?
Yes. But I'm not going to say shit because they're attacking anyone who has an opinion different to their own. Mind you, this chick's only been a vegan for 2 or so weeks.
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« on: October 27, 2015, 09:55:10 PM »
Why not both?
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« on: October 27, 2015, 09:49:40 PM »
Uhh. One-ish?
Pair of thongs (flip flops) and pair of boots that my mum has stolen and refuses to give back.
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« on: October 27, 2015, 09:43:30 PM »
Just popped up on my newsfeed.
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« on: October 27, 2015, 08:31:56 PM »
But I always know what to say, to about 99% of girls
Damn right.
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« on: October 27, 2015, 08:53:06 AM »
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« on: October 27, 2015, 08:50:38 AM »
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« on: October 27, 2015, 08:41:04 AM »
Ahem.
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« on: October 27, 2015, 08:39:09 AM »
I can't afford one. But I really need one. I have 6 horses and a Great Dane (7th horse). Lots of uses with a ute or 4x4 here. Anyone care to donate to my cause? 
6 horses, what the fuck?
What's so "what the fuck" about having 6 horses?
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« on: October 27, 2015, 07:55:42 AM »
I've never eaten pussy, I don't think.
Probably too late to try it now.
Oh... no it isn't.
Being engaged, probably means I'm too far in a relationship to be having sexy times with women.
>.>
Arrangements can be made.
Ooh yeah, with who?
I meant like, I get you a girl, and I just.....'keep back'?
Your choice
Honestly, I hate your taste in girls.
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« on: October 27, 2015, 07:42:53 AM »
I've never eaten pussy, I don't think.
Probably too late to try it now.
Oh... no it isn't.
Being engaged, probably means I'm too far in a relationship to be having sexy times with women.
>.>
Arrangements can be made.
Ooh yeah, with who?
Why hello. They call me 'The Arranger'.
You want me to eat out your pussy? o_o
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« on: October 27, 2015, 07:38:59 AM »
I've never eaten pussy, I don't think.
Probably too late to try it now.
Oh... no it isn't.
Being engaged, probably means I'm too far in a relationship to be having sexy times with women.
>.>
Arrangements can be made.
Ooh yeah, with who?
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« on: October 27, 2015, 07:38:33 AM »
I've never eaten pussy, I don't think.
Probably too late to try it now.
Oh... no it isn't.
Being engaged, probably means I'm too far in a relationship to be having sexy times with women.
I mean, Batch might be down for some threesome action.
I'm not sharing Batch with anybody.
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« on: October 27, 2015, 07:37:52 AM »
Female anatomy is easily the third most disgusting thing on this planet.
Only if they're aged over 18 though amirite?
15 is pushing it.
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« on: October 27, 2015, 06:59:17 AM »
I've never eaten pussy, I don't think.
Probably too late to try it now.
Oh... no it isn't.
Being engaged, probably means I'm too far in a relationship to be having sexy times with women.
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« on: October 27, 2015, 06:56:29 AM »
I've never eaten pussy, I don't think.
Probably too late to try it now.
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« on: October 27, 2015, 06:47:48 AM »
First step, you date your best friend, second step, argue with them and have a really bad, messy break up, repeat 3-4 times. Step 3, come to realise that you're both retards and just stay friends for the sake of man-kind.
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« on: October 27, 2015, 06:12:58 AM »
My favouritest person in the world.
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« on: October 27, 2015, 06:10:14 AM »
Uhhh.... Depends on how the person was killed, if it was an accident or not.
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« on: October 27, 2015, 06:08:00 AM »
It's something I'm improving at and enjoying more as I improve.
Go straight for the bean.
This was the lesson that took me from awful to passable.
Im pretty sure learning that area made a lot of thing better. Also gave me the upper hand :p
Pretty much the course of action I take....and this can get graphic lads.
Okay your there, lick the shit out of it, you're here.
Go for the bean for a few minutes
By now shes getting the ol switch flipped
At this moment you bury your tongue as deep as you can, whilst you make your hands useful.
Go back to step two as you'll pretty much be edging her at this stage.
Secret option eat out her ass if shes into it.
Also snacking on the shaved goods is basically the closest you'll get to anything heavenly.
Last note, if you're shaved (face wise) she'll also enjoy it much more.
Talk dirty to me.
IM GUNNA MAKE YOU WORK
WORK FOR THOSE TAXES
UGH so wet right now. Like, post workout mid summer sweaty wet.
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« on: October 27, 2015, 06:06:51 AM »
My favouritest person in the world.
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« on: October 27, 2015, 06:04:30 AM »
It's something I'm improving at and enjoying more as I improve.
Go straight for the bean.
This was the lesson that took me from awful to passable.
Im pretty sure learning that area made a lot of thing better. Also gave me the upper hand :p
Pretty much the course of action I take....and this can get graphic lads.
Okay your there, lick the shit out of it, you're here.
Go for the bean for a few minutes
By now shes getting the ol switch flipped
At this moment you bury your tongue as deep as you can, whilst you make your hands useful.
Go back to step two as you'll pretty much be edging her at this stage.
Secret option eat out her ass if shes into it.
Also snacking on the shaved goods is basically the closest you'll get to anything heavenly.
Last note, if you're shaved (face wise) she'll also enjoy it much more.
Talk dirty to me.
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