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The Flood / Re: I got removed from the skype group
« on: August 23, 2015, 08:07:26 AM »
would you like to join fox clan?


I am foxy. I join too?

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The Flood / Re: So do Americans have
« on: August 23, 2015, 08:03:00 AM »
I guess Britain is the only one to have created tasty abominations such as the Cornish Pasty, or Pork Pies.

Australia. Close enough.

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The Flood / Re: Do you have any really bad fears/phobias?
« on: August 23, 2015, 07:22:46 AM »
Honest to god, the Dogs with Hands segments on Sesame Street still give me nightmares when I have fevers.
YouTube

And the fucking vegetable opera segments they had on ABC "Soupe Opera".
YouTube


And I'm kinda scared of turkeys. Long story short, when I was about 6 my mum took me to the duck pond, time to leave and I didn't want to go. So she got in the car and started driving away. Then I got chased by 3 massive adult mae turkeys and she wouldn't stop the car. :'(

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The Flood / Re: So do Americans have
« on: August 23, 2015, 06:25:17 AM »
You guys are doing it wrong.
It's gotta be meaty and full of gravy.
There's also potato pies that are my favourite in the universe.

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The Flood / Re: Why do you people "favorite" female members?
« on: May 08, 2015, 04:21:12 AM »
No one likes me and being a female doesn't make a difference. xD
And who are you?

I am me. But who are you?

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The Flood / Re: Why do you people "favorite" female members?
« on: May 08, 2015, 04:14:12 AM »
No one likes me and being a female doesn't make a difference. xD

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The Flood / Re: itt: post shit you have that you bet others dont
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:04:33 AM »
A Rhodesian Ridgeback, though not a 'thing' but I wanted to mention it anyway.
Mannerschnitten (Neapolitan Wafers for those who don't understand).
A personal coffee vending machine.

I have a great dane. Yay for big dogs! :D

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The Flood / Do you want to play with my balls?
« on: May 04, 2015, 05:59:16 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: What have you learned today?
« on: May 04, 2015, 05:46:33 AM »
That I spent money on things for something I forgot I had so now I have to wait a month or so before my thing I bought the items for can be used.

I learned that I'm dumd

Pads? Tampons?

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The Flood / Re: What have you learned today?
« on: May 04, 2015, 05:45:43 AM »
The front fell off.

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: itt: post shit you have that you bet others dont
« on: May 04, 2015, 05:27:47 AM »
I have boobs, horses and enough fish tanks in my bedroom to set up a paid aquarium.

Why so many fish tanks?

Because I have a problem.

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The Flood / Re: itt: post shit you have that you bet others dont
« on: May 04, 2015, 05:27:27 AM »
Too much negativity in this thread. Why do people feel the need to try to ruin peoples happiness and tear people apart? xD

Must lead sad sad lives to get off to this.

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The Flood / Re: itt: post shit you have that you bet others dont
« on: May 04, 2015, 01:10:06 AM »
I have boobs, horses and enough fish tanks in my bedroom to set up a paid aquarium.

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The Flood / Re: itt: post shit you have that you bet others dont
« on: May 04, 2015, 01:08:51 AM »
A fiancé

*sips tea*

Hahaha, nope. I have one too. You lose. :P

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The Flood / Re: >people giving AoU 6/10 reviews
« on: May 03, 2015, 10:24:55 PM »
I really enjoyed it, mainly because we finally got to see some Hawkeye story.

"The city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots and I've got a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense."

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Got my 2014 Razer Naga for $45, free shipping, brand new.
Plebs.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever felt hornier post-fap?
« on: May 02, 2015, 10:49:46 PM »
Overly touching a women will get you further with her than not touching her at all. BE BOLD. You're a man and she is a woman. she was born to be submissive to you and deep down she absolutely loves it (fuck off feminists) women love when a man chases after what he wants, if you would've asked to put your arm around her I guarantee her vagina would've dried up instantly.

Story of me: when I was on a date with a girl I eventually went in for a kiss. she turned her head and I felt like I got socked in the stomach with that rejection. But I kept my cool and tried again later, same thing. she didn't say anything just deflected the kiss. Well the third try(lmao) she kissed me back and we had a crazy passion fueled make out session on some bleachers at the fair. It blew my mind

Inb4 jive is a rapist. stfu

Moral of the story: be sexually aggressive in chasing what you want and she will love you for it. I'm not saying be an asshole about it though. Also if she vocalizes her disapproval pretty seriously it's a no go


No one listen to Jive. This is the best way to get slapped or a knee to the nuts. (Unless that's the kind of affection you want...)

Not all women are submissive "play things". Treat her with respect and talk to her. Don't force yourself onto her.
And for the love of god, don't tell her she loves being dominated.
*Not even a femi-nazi.*
The sexually aggressive demeanor stuff is reserved for dates and meetings after you've established mutual attraction. You're not getting hit if she's attracted to you(unless she's playing around)

As someone who has been raped by someone I liked I have to disagree. Hung out with the guy for 2 months. I was 15 years old. There are lines that should not be crossed. Forcing yourself or being pushy should not be an option. Girls do not like it.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever felt hornier post-fap?
« on: May 02, 2015, 07:48:28 PM »
Overly touching a women will get you further with her than not touching her at all. BE BOLD. You're a man and she is a woman. she was born to be submissive to you and deep down she absolutely loves it (fuck off feminists) women love when a man chases after what he wants, if you would've asked to put your arm around her I guarantee her vagina would've dried up instantly.

Story of me: when I was on a date with a girl I eventually went in for a kiss. she turned her head and I felt like I got socked in the stomach with that rejection. But I kept my cool and tried again later, same thing. she didn't say anything just deflected the kiss. Well the third try(lmao) she kissed me back and we had a crazy passion fueled make out session on some bleachers at the fair. It blew my mind

Inb4 jive is a rapist. stfu

Moral of the story: be sexually aggressive in chasing what you want and she will love you for it. I'm not saying be an asshole about it though. Also if she vocalizes her disapproval pretty seriously it's a no go


No one listen to Jive. This is the best way to get slapped or a knee to the nuts. (Unless that's the kind of affection you want...)

Not all women are submissive "play things". Treat her with respect and talk to her. Don't force yourself onto her.
And for the love of god, don't tell her she loves being dominated.
*Not even a femi-nazi.*

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The Flood / Re: opinions on eating ass
« on: April 08, 2015, 11:16:05 AM »
Always give your partner time to prepare her or his anus.

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I went there. What an awful place. They're bashing women as a whole for only wanting the good looking bad guys. I for one have never dated a "bad guy" and don't know of many who have. What a shitty stereotype. :(

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The Flood / Re: What's your Subway Sub?
« on: April 07, 2015, 06:40:55 AM »
A cookie.
A chocolate one.

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Seeing how my friendly word of advice fell on deaf ears, the next person to continue this gets a spanking. Final warning to everyone in this thread.

Can I ask if I can abort Nexus, though? :P
Uh.. abortion is murder.

Also, does that mean you agreed to be my new mommy?

That would mean you're either aborted before birth or you have to live with Batch as your father for the rest of your life.
Is this what you want?

*Sips coffee*
Oh man, that is a tough choice...

I think I live with Batch as a father.
Wrong choice son, you now live in Australia and must combat the bush before you can live among us

*throws slippery infant into bush*

*sips tea in awe*
Ah, tough love. I'm home.

A dingo "stole" my baby!!

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Seeing how my friendly word of advice fell on deaf ears, the next person to continue this gets a spanking. Final warning to everyone in this thread.

Can I ask if I can abort Nexus, though? :P
As long as you people are civil about it, there's nothing to warrant a lock / ban. But I'm not going to warn anyone again. Next person to turn this into a fight is going to face some #modabuse.

Am I allowed to beat my new child?

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Seeing how my friendly word of advice fell on deaf ears, the next person to continue this gets a spanking. Final warning to everyone in this thread.

Can I ask if I can abort Nexus, though? :P
Uh.. abortion is murder.

Also, does that mean you agreed to be my new mommy?

That would mean you're either aborted before birth or you have to live with Batch as your father for the rest of your life.
Is this what you want?

*Sips coffee*

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The Flood / Re: Some more user statistical stuff relating to Sep7agon.
« on: April 07, 2015, 06:30:33 AM »
So I have discovered that 69% of Sep7agon's active community joined within the first 6 days of the site's history.

Hehe, 69%.

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Seeing how my friendly word of advice fell on deaf ears, the next person to continue this gets a spanking. Final warning to everyone in this thread.

Can I ask if I can abort Nexus, though? :P

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Iroh or Toph.

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You can't be a lady killer without liking the Jet.

...

Sokka

Batch holds it against Sokka that he is "brown". What's wrong with him; y'know, except for the fact that he ends his replies with "sips tea"?
You take me so seriously baby. Your hate sustains me.

*sips tea*

Heres to you #1 fan
It's called a freudian slip, look it up, racist. I hope you realize that I now see you as dirt. This will be the last time I respond to you this kindly, and in the future I will either ignore you, or only waste a maximum of 3 words on you. People like you need the die out already.

Someone who cuts themselves over coding problems isn't really in a position to be telling people to die. xD

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