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Messages - ExodusMae
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« on: November 03, 2015, 04:04:43 PM »
Wait a fucking minute.... You guys get PAID for plasma and sperm donations?!
I was looking at donating eggs a few weeks ago and shitty Australia has a law that you can't "sell" any body part. Be it eggs, sperm, organs, tissue, etc.
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« on: November 03, 2015, 03:57:54 PM »
I don't mind my name, though I think the name my mum was originally going to give me was cooler. Was going to be named after my great grandmother, Elsie May.
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« on: November 03, 2015, 03:53:18 PM »
Whatever would make you think that?
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« on: November 03, 2015, 03:51:52 PM »
18?
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« on: November 03, 2015, 03:50:49 PM »
I can't go to school even if I wanted to.
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« on: November 03, 2015, 03:46:48 PM »
Congrats on the no-sex.
thanks, it was fun
The 100 is even more intense when you're stoned, and you pick up on all the character subtleties you completely miss otherwise
I've never been high, but I do love The 100 and watch it the second it comes out. Can't wait for season 3, it's been so long. 
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« on: November 03, 2015, 11:33:14 AM »
Congrats on the no-sex.
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« on: November 02, 2015, 10:50:49 PM »
just kill me
Wantt to teach your kids patience? Give them a chupa chup.
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« on: November 02, 2015, 10:46:53 PM »
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« on: November 02, 2015, 09:14:16 PM »
Who even gets banned?
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« on: November 02, 2015, 08:32:27 PM »
I kind of need one.
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« on: November 02, 2015, 08:30:26 PM »
At least you were smart enough to get x-rayed straight away.
When I took a nasty fall while competing (horse riding) a few years ago I thought nothing of it, even though I was in excruciating pain, and got back on the asshole of a pony and finished all of my events. Found out 2 weeks later that I'd crushed 2 vertebrae and fractured a 3rd.
Then was called a liar all through school because "if your back is broken you wouldn't be able to walk, you just want people to feel bad for you".
Not really, I just wanted my sports teacher to fuck off and stop trying to make me participate.
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« on: November 02, 2015, 08:24:04 PM »
That is awesome. o_o
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« on: November 02, 2015, 08:22:26 PM »
19 and have only really had 2 partners.
1st relationship lasted 3 and a bit years.
Current relationship is 4 years.
Now that I think about it, I've never really been "single".
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« on: November 02, 2015, 08:14:17 PM »
I have a fucked up spine full of crushed vertebrae so I generally lay down when I use my laptop. Hopefully getting a PC soon so will have to correct my posture while sitting up. Probably have to use my back brace. 
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« on: November 02, 2015, 08:11:45 PM »
Livestream and laugh maniacally.
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« on: November 02, 2015, 11:10:04 AM »
Or maybe that IS the same sized rug that I have and it's just a giant cat.
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« on: November 02, 2015, 11:08:32 AM »
I have that rug. But like, normal room sized.
I hate it, it's ugly.
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« on: November 02, 2015, 11:06:54 AM »
>No chocolate milk
might as well kys
You mean Milo?
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« on: November 02, 2015, 10:39:22 AM »
Waaaait a minute. Why the fuck did they ban kinder surprises?!
Choking hazard.
... Let's ban all food items. And water, too. I've seen a child choke on water before. (I actually can't believe how dumb this is.)
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« on: November 02, 2015, 10:37:19 AM »
Being an Australian and not knowing what 2/3 of this shit is.
Literally the best holiday
You dress up as "scary" things and you go to people's houses, yell "trick or treat", and they give you candy
Based off of pagan traditions and shit
I was meaning the chocolates and lollies.
Everyone gives out chocolate
And it's the one day you're legally allowed to give out candy to little kids ;]
Nooooo. I don't know what the stuff in the pictures are. Like Hershey's and the peanut butter cups and crunch and milk duds and wtf are jolly ranchers?
You Aussie noob
You probably eat spiders and shit for candy don't you
Hershey's are popular chocolates in America
Peanut butter cups are the best
It's peanut butter covered in chocolate
Crunch bars are crushed nuts embedded in chocolate providing a good crunch as the name implies
Milk duds are milk chocolate bars that are super chewy
Jolly ranchers are rock candies that are like lollipops
Spiders are fucking ace, m8, don't be talkin shit.
Never was
Spiders are ππ
Want to do a candy swap?
Like cum swapping?
Exactly.
Also
Oh thanks!
I like it
Looks more vintage
And I've always dreamed about having a spider crawl from your mouth into mine 
I get that all the time.
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« on: November 02, 2015, 10:34:30 AM »
Also, guns are stupid.
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« on: November 02, 2015, 10:34:10 AM »
Waaaait a minute. Why the fuck did they ban kinder surprises?!
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« on: November 02, 2015, 10:32:58 AM »
Being an Australian and not knowing what 2/3 of this shit is.
Literally the best holiday
You dress up as "scary" things and you go to people's houses, yell "trick or treat", and they give you candy
Based off of pagan traditions and shit
I was meaning the chocolates and lollies.
Everyone gives out chocolate
And it's the one day you're legally allowed to give out candy to little kids ;]
Nooooo. I don't know what the stuff in the pictures are. Like Hershey's and the peanut butter cups and crunch and milk duds and wtf are jolly ranchers?
You Aussie noob
You probably eat spiders and shit for candy don't you
Hershey's are popular chocolates in America
Peanut butter cups are the best
It's peanut butter covered in chocolate
Crunch bars are crushed nuts embedded in chocolate providing a good crunch as the name implies
Milk duds are milk chocolate bars that are super chewy
Jolly ranchers are rock candies that are like lollipops
Spiders are fucking ace, m8, don't be talkin shit.
Never was
Spiders are ππ
Want to do a candy swap?
Like cum swapping?
Exactly. Also
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« on: November 02, 2015, 10:29:59 AM »
Though I do admit, I drink dilute cordial, too.
It's time to kill yourself.
Need energy to kill myself. Will have to get the cordial out first.
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« on: November 02, 2015, 10:14:36 AM »
I literally only drink water.
Yay for being healthy! Though I do admit, I drink dilute cordial, too.
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« on: November 02, 2015, 10:12:06 AM »
Being an Australian and not knowing what 2/3 of this shit is.
Literally the best holiday
You dress up as "scary" things and you go to people's houses, yell "trick or treat", and they give you candy
Based off of pagan traditions and shit
I was meaning the chocolates and lollies.
Everyone gives out chocolate
And it's the one day you're legally allowed to give out candy to little kids ;]
Nooooo. I don't know what the stuff in the pictures are. Like Hershey's and the peanut butter cups and crunch and milk duds and wtf are jolly ranchers?
You Aussie noob
You probably eat spiders and shit for candy don't you
Hershey's are popular chocolates in America
Peanut butter cups are the best
It's peanut butter covered in chocolate
Crunch bars are crushed nuts embedded in chocolate providing a good crunch as the name implies
Milk duds are milk chocolate bars that are super chewy
Jolly ranchers are rock candies that are like lollipops
Spiders are fucking ace, m8, don't be talkin shit.
Never was
Spiders are ππ
Want to do a candy swap?
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« on: November 02, 2015, 09:12:14 AM »
Tea is pretty tasteless to me, I can only taste the sugar tbh Milo master race.
Cold or hot?
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« on: November 02, 2015, 09:07:19 AM »
Ugh, don't say it...
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« on: November 02, 2015, 08:57:35 AM »
I just ignore people if they ask questions and I don't know how to answer them.
Many times I have ignored Batch.
It's not intentional. I just... Don't say anything while I think of something to say. And most often it looks like I'm just sitting there ignoring him. q_q
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