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If I were to fall pregnant and my partner decided he didn't want to be a father, first of all, I'd kick him in the nuts. Then I would cut him out of mine and my childs life entirely. No visits, no contact, nothing. He'd be a stranger.
I would tell the child if they were to ask about their father, who their father is and let them make the choice to see them when they're old enough and if they so wish. But I wouldn't leave my child with a "stranger".

(This is why I picked to spend my life with a sweetie who wouldn't be a coward when push comes to shove.)

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The Flood / Re: smoke weed everyday
« on: September 11, 2015, 08:42:13 AM »

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The Flood / Re: >tfw fapping with IcyHot and some of it goes up my peehole
« on: September 11, 2015, 08:40:15 AM »
WTF is icyhot, though?
It's a ointment that gets really cold then really hot

It's for pain relief

OOOH kinda like Rapigel or Dencorub?   
(Rapigel is actually for horses but my back is that fucked up and it's the only stuff that helps.)

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The Flood / Re: smoke weed everyday
« on: September 11, 2015, 08:36:52 AM »
Can I get a TL;DR?

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The Flood / Re: >tfw fapping with IcyHot and some of it goes up my peehole
« on: September 11, 2015, 08:35:50 AM »
WTF is icyhot, though?

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The Flood / Re: Thinking of spending your hard-earned internet points?
« on: September 11, 2015, 08:33:33 AM »
I don't have enough internet points to feed my family.

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The Flood / Re: Give me a shitty permanent username
« on: September 11, 2015, 04:46:46 AM »
Stump

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The Flood / Re: there are girls in the anarchy weekend poster
« on: September 11, 2015, 04:46:03 AM »
You dare to speak the G-word?
my magic circle protects me

What's the circle made of?

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The Flood / Re: there are girls in the anarchy weekend poster
« on: September 11, 2015, 04:34:29 AM »
You dare to speak the G-word?

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The Flood / Re: Thinking of Making a 9/11 joke for internet points?
« on: September 11, 2015, 03:56:10 AM »
Hmm. Strange. I never knew bits of people rained down on the street. I guess that might have been from the engines as they collided into the tower. Otherwise I'd have figured the explosion would basically have made anybody inside the plane non-existent.

And I didn't figure an engine part would have even survived an impact like that to land on the streets below. Well, now I know. Bits of meat, shoes, and an engine part.

That picture was taken, what? Over a decade ago? It's time to move on. That's a problem with people. Using tragedies as leverage when they are well, done and gone. There's nothing you could do, nothing you could change, now.

Pick your stuff up and move on.

Even if that includes using morbid humor to do it. You do happen to realize that every single day across our world, things, and things worse than it, happen, right?

There is no sense in clinging to the past blindly and avoiding the fact that we live, right here and right now. Not back then. I'm not neccessarily advocating for actively mocking the event. But, at the same time, don't be so clingy over it.

Don't be so clingy over it? I'm an Australian that, before seeing these sobering pictures today, probably would have laughed at a few 9/11 jokes.
I just can't seem to find anything even remotely funny about this situation anymore. I feel bad for my ignorance on the situation.

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The Flood / Thinking of Making a 9/11 joke for internet points?
« on: September 11, 2015, 03:20:00 AM »
Take a look at this first:

*GRAPHIC WARNING*
Gallery does show pictures anyone with a heart will find disturbing.



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The Flood / Re: Is it just me or is the word kindergarten really weird
« on: September 01, 2015, 07:51:10 AM »
It's a place for babies to grow and blossom into young children. How does it not not make sense?   

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The Flood / Re: Okay, so I'm a sleep walker...but its a bit different
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:50:25 AM »
I swear to god, I'm not raping Batch. Intentionally at least.

I've always made sure I know if he's awake if snoo snoo starts happening.

Conversation generally goes like this:
"Are you awake?"
*Giggle* "No."
"Stop it, Scott."
"No."

Batch honestly reverts to being a toddler when in sleep-mode. o_o
You're having sex with a toddler, you fucking creep!

Thats it, I'm calling rape.

I am refusing to have sex with a toddler!! I don't think that's rape!!

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The Flood / Re: Okay, so I'm a sleep walker...but its a bit different
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:48:02 AM »
I swear to god, I'm not raping Batch. Intentionally at least.

I've always made sure I know if he's awake if snoo snoo starts happening.

Conversation generally goes like this:
"Are you awake?"
*Giggle* "No."
"Stop it, Scott."
"No."

Batch honestly reverts to being a toddler when in sleep-mode. o_o

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The Flood / Re: Okay, so I'm a sleep walker...but its a bit different
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:38:19 AM »
Quote
I've tried having sex with her in my sleep

I Can only imagine the horror of waking up to this.
Like......I wake up....I'm on top and kinda, going at it....I finish of course >.>

It's just, how? And I'm tired in the morning q.q

Wait what the fuck she doesn't stop you?

The thing is, when it first started I didn't know he was asleep. He had his eyes open and wasn't "sloppy" like he was sleeping.

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The Flood / Re: So do Americans have
« on: August 24, 2015, 04:27:58 AM »
That looks like shit

If that's what your shit looks like, you should probably see a doctor.
Did I say it looked like my shit you fucking cuck?

I take it back, you should probably see a therapist instead.
You should see
DEEZ NUTS


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The Flood / Re: So do Americans have
« on: August 24, 2015, 04:07:14 AM »
That looks like shit

If that's what your shit looks like, you should probably see a doctor.
Did I say it looked like my shit you fucking cuck?

I take it back, you should probably see a therapist instead.

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The Flood / Re: From A to B
« on: August 24, 2015, 01:10:30 AM »
Does the mode of transport we pick have to be used every time we go from house to B?

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The Flood / Re: It's been one of "those days"
« on: August 24, 2015, 01:06:55 AM »
My xbox decided that for some reason, upon entering the dashboard, starting up a game, or in general, doing any fucking menu related action whatsoever, that it would be a good idea to sign my profile out.

Not only is this irritating, but I did a stupid because of it this evening.

Went to go watch some movies on xbox movies. Signed out as usual automatically but I forgot. So it listed all my bought movies as "void." So I said, "Well, void movies take up space, let's clean those fuckers out."

Too late, did I realize that the movies were listed as void because I wasn't signed in.

I could crush that little plastic box with my hands if I wished. Rip it apart and chuck that fucking thing through a window.

I hear you. Loud and clear.

Jesus christ I was so confused by your.... "ghostliness" for a second there.

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The Flood / Re: What do you consider your ideal night?
« on: August 24, 2015, 01:05:00 AM »
Eating yummy homecooked curry while sitting in bed with Batch and watching some shows while it's a miserable, rainy night.

Or those nights where there's a heavy storm, lots of lightning and there's a blackout.
I'll lay in bed in my room (converted verandah so is a long room with massive windows), I'll open up all the curtains and watch the light show and listen to the ocean.

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The Flood / Re: So do Americans have
« on: August 24, 2015, 12:51:35 AM »
That looks like shit

If that's what your shit looks like, you should probably see a doctor.

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The Flood / Re: When type of pizza do you order
« on: August 23, 2015, 11:26:49 PM »
Just cheese these days

Maybe some pineapple

Holy shit, you order cheese and pineapple? Nothing else?
I thought I was a one of a kind! :o
I can't wait to tell Batch, he always makes fun of my boring "Kristy Pizza". :(
Nice alt

I'm an alt?! :o
Who's alt am I?

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The Flood / Re: 29 year old wants to do me tomorrow
« on: August 23, 2015, 10:09:08 AM »
Triple D's?
That's not even a bra size. You probably just dodged a bullet (from a tranny).

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The Flood / Re: When type of pizza do you order
« on: August 23, 2015, 09:59:09 AM »
Ham/Bacon/Pork/any meat that has come off a pig is gross.
Aside from bacon and a few cuts of ham, I'll actually agree with you.
Still, I'd rather eat poultry than ham nearly every time I have the choice.

Chicken is the most amazing thing in the world.
All hail chicken.

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The Flood / Re: truly the pinnacle of the musical arts
« on: August 23, 2015, 09:58:19 AM »
I clicked it against my better judgement.
Saw what the page name was.
Freaked out like a mother fucker.
Realised what it really was.
Shrugged and closed tab.

Tonight has been an emotional rollercoaster.

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The Flood / Re: Popular things that you dislike
« on: August 23, 2015, 09:56:09 AM »
Bacon.


*hides*

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The Flood / Re: When type of pizza do you order
« on: August 23, 2015, 09:53:54 AM »
Just cheese these days

Maybe some pineapple

Holy shit, you order cheese and pineapple? Nothing else?
I thought I was a one of a kind! :o
I can't wait to tell Batch, he always makes fun of my boring "Kristy Pizza". :(
well i used to do the old ham and pineapple but am now trying to avoid eating meat so just the pineapple these days

Ham/Bacon/Pork/any meat that has come off a pig is gross.
But really, deep pan, tomato base, pineapple and cheese is my love.
Sometimes if I get sick of Batch telling me to try something different I get a garlic pizza though with aioli and herbs. 'Tis nice too.

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The Flood / Re: So do Americans have
« on: August 23, 2015, 09:51:27 AM »
Nothin like smashin a Four 'n twenny meaty boy (with sauce and a coke of course) while watchin old mate doob a few from the pocket in the ressies at your local footy club ayy.


I can't tell if you're serious or not but this is about 90% accurate for Australians.

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The Flood / Re: When type of pizza do you order
« on: August 23, 2015, 09:45:26 AM »
Just cheese these days

Maybe some pineapple

Holy shit, you order cheese and pineapple? Nothing else?
I thought I was a one of a kind! :o
I can't wait to tell Batch, he always makes fun of my boring "Kristy Pizza". :(

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