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Messages - Muffin Master
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« on: January 29, 2015, 12:39:55 AM »
For athletics: 100,200,300,400,800m, high jump, long jump, relay and hurdles.
Outside of that, football (soccer), rugby, muay thai kickboxing and TKD (2nd degree black belt).
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« on: January 27, 2015, 11:11:18 PM »
I don't smoke apart from maybe once every few months, and it's weed. Coincidentally, that was tonight.
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« on: January 27, 2015, 02:13:14 AM »
I know it isn't true.
It's so cute that you actually think this. It's like a kid playing doctor for Halloween trying to compare himself to a heart surgeon.
It's cute that you think so highly of yourself, but the realisation that you're actually nothing will hit you soon enough.
*Sips water*
That's a pretty weak comeback, tbh. At least try to be original if you're bent on doing this.
There is no 'comeback' as there was never something meaningful or witty against me in the first place. It is an impasse, as we do not know much about each other. If you don't recognise that it can go nowhere from here, then you're a fool.
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« on: January 27, 2015, 02:11:00 AM »
I know it isn't true.
It's so cute that you actually think this. It's like a kid playing doctor for Halloween trying to compare himself to a heart surgeon.
It's cute that you think so highly of yourself, but the realisation that you're actually nothing will hit you soon enough. *Sips water*
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« on: January 27, 2015, 02:03:32 AM »
At the risk of being vain, there are too many to list.
Believe me, I have way more than you, and even I managed to narrow it down to one. If I can, you definitely can too.
Or so you think. I very much doubt it. By the way, in the OP you said to choose only one, and you listed more than one. It's hard to choose.
You can doubt it all you want, that doesn't make it any less true. And I did list one. My personality.
I know it isn't true. Anyway I'm funny, smart, and easy to talk to.
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« on: January 27, 2015, 01:57:45 AM »
Apparently I expect too much of people. And I have an overly strong curiosity. And it's too easy for me to use people for what I want and not care when I don't know them anymore. I'd say that's a flaw.
Oh, and I am a skeptic/cynical person. I like to call it realism though.
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« on: January 27, 2015, 01:54:18 AM »
At the risk of being vain, there are too many to list.
Believe me, I have way more than you, and even I managed to narrow it down to one. If I can, you definitely can too.
Or so you think. I very much doubt it. By the way, in the OP you said to choose only one, and you listed more than one. It's hard to choose.
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« on: January 27, 2015, 01:49:50 AM »
At the risk of being vain, there are too many to list.
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« on: January 26, 2015, 01:05:24 PM »
If you do it a lot in a short time you'll be temporarily 'out'.
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« on: January 26, 2015, 12:59:37 PM »
Kill it, Walter.
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« on: January 26, 2015, 12:57:25 PM »
I'd just watch it in a really long time to bring back memories of that occasion.
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« on: January 26, 2015, 08:03:14 AM »
That would be fucking stupid, ridiculous. She chose to spread her legs for him, lmao. Her fault she was gullible. :L
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« on: January 26, 2015, 06:19:16 AM »
It's sad that people have to conform to society.
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« on: January 26, 2015, 12:48:58 AM »
Yes, I enjoy FBGM.
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« on: January 26, 2015, 12:41:56 AM »
He didn't say when he'd kill himself.
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« on: January 25, 2015, 10:37:15 PM »
Somebody called?
something happened
Tell me what happened.
I dried my fur in the muffin oven
Still seems nice and soft to me. You're alright.
I'm two thirds food! Foxes have enough problems with eagles without having to worry about all the other birds as well! I used to be above RC on the food chain!
Can I eat you?(:
Cannibalism?
You will become a part of me.
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« on: January 25, 2015, 10:34:38 PM »
Somebody called?
something happened
Tell me what happened.
I dried my fur in the muffin oven
Still seems nice and soft to me. You're alright.
I'm two thirds food! Foxes have enough problems with eagles without having to worry about all the other birds as well! I used to be above RC on the food chain!
Can I eat you?(:
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« on: January 25, 2015, 10:31:45 PM »
Somebody called?
something happened
Tell me what happened.
I dried my fur in the muffin oven
Still seems nice and soft to me. You're alright.
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« on: January 25, 2015, 10:16:05 PM »
Somebody called?
something happened
Tell me what happened.
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« on: January 25, 2015, 10:13:30 PM »
Somebody called?
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« on: January 25, 2015, 09:09:45 PM »
Meet me under the monkey bars at recess, no kicking
What kind of pussy says no kicking anyway? It's always the ones who can't utilise their legs for anything, haha.
my light up shoes get all fricked up if they hit anything though
You need new ones, the batteries have died.
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« on: January 25, 2015, 08:35:49 PM »
Meet me under the monkey bars at recess, no kicking
What kind of pussy says no kicking anyway? It's always the ones who can't utilise their legs for anything, haha.
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« on: January 25, 2015, 01:41:40 PM »
*Walks into the thread*
Oh, I see.
*Starts eating a muffin*
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« on: January 25, 2015, 07:22:14 AM »
New Titan.
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« on: January 25, 2015, 03:37:23 AM »
I suppose I have to get the ball rolling.
What I think Mark Twain is saying here is: Kings are criminals.
And being a Monarch in itself is a crime. One person in that much power is seen as a criminal.
Because they control, they influence, they decide. They say what goes.
Or maybe he means how they achieved power rather than what they do when they already have the throne.
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« on: January 25, 2015, 03:32:25 AM »
There, there. You will find a replacement.
Who do I harass now?
Take your pick. *Points at every user*
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« on: January 25, 2015, 03:31:02 AM »
Halo: Reach
A game of SWAT, score limit 50. 4v4, nobody afk. I got 43 kills, my teammates couldn't get 7 kills between the 3 of them during the whole game (at least 10 minutes). We lost, I cri evyrtim.
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« on: January 25, 2015, 03:28:35 AM »
There, there. You will find a replacement.
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« on: January 24, 2015, 04:09:06 PM »
Camn8or is masturb8er
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« on: January 24, 2015, 02:20:55 PM »
Why does this site suck so much?
Yes, I asked that
And I answered you.
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