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The Flood / Re: Customary Introduction
« on: January 18, 2015, 03:43:50 AM »

That's cute, but I don't like to ride.
that's ok


You don't need to keep posting cute pictures. Tell me something to do, need to get up because I haven't slept and now it's 8am.
Are you saying I do or I don't?

Get up and make coffee for starters.
They're 3cute5me.
I was thinking maybe I'll shower first. Procrastinating though.
Get up, move.
*Sigh* Thanks.
Alright, I'll be back soon I suppose. Enjoy your night/morning.
I'll see you when you come back.


I have returned. *Turns around* Why are you stalking me, Mr. Fox?
Oh, you're back... why are you stalking me, Mr. Owl?

Spoiler
I'm just enjoying the view.
*Flies off*
Now I'm going to have a shower.
Enjoy the warmth. And nudity, and being soaked.
Something has happened.
I don't understand. How did you morph?
I used the owl shower!
This means I can't access my final form without stealing it from somebody. How does it feel to make a little owl cry?

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The Flood / Re: Customary Introduction
« on: January 18, 2015, 03:28:25 AM »

That's cute, but I don't like to ride.
that's ok


You don't need to keep posting cute pictures. Tell me something to do, need to get up because I haven't slept and now it's 8am.
Are you saying I do or I don't?

Get up and make coffee for starters.
They're 3cute5me.
I was thinking maybe I'll shower first. Procrastinating though.
Get up, move.
*Sigh* Thanks.
Alright, I'll be back soon I suppose. Enjoy your night/morning.
I'll see you when you come back.


I have returned. *Turns around* Why are you stalking me, Mr. Fox?
Oh, you're back... why are you stalking me, Mr. Owl?

Spoiler
I'm just enjoying the view.
*Flies off*
Now I'm going to have a shower.
Enjoy the warmth. And nudity, and being soaked.
Something has happened.
I don't understand. How did you morph?
I used the owl shower!
You are not allowed to do that! So what are you now then?

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The Flood / Re: Customary Introduction
« on: January 18, 2015, 03:18:37 AM »

That's cute, but I don't like to ride.
that's ok


You don't need to keep posting cute pictures. Tell me something to do, need to get up because I haven't slept and now it's 8am.
Are you saying I do or I don't?

Get up and make coffee for starters.
They're 3cute5me.
I was thinking maybe I'll shower first. Procrastinating though.
Get up, move.
*Sigh* Thanks.
Alright, I'll be back soon I suppose. Enjoy your night/morning.
I'll see you when you come back.


I have returned. *Turns around* Why are you stalking me, Mr. Fox?
Oh, you're back... why are you stalking me, Mr. Owl?

Spoiler
I'm just enjoying the view.
*Flies off*
Now I'm going to have a shower.
Enjoy the warmth. And nudity, and being soaked.
Something has happened.
I don't understand. How did you morph?

124
The Flood / Re: Customary Introduction
« on: January 18, 2015, 03:11:28 AM »
Welcome, always nice to see a new face.
Thank you, do you like my face?

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The Flood / Re: Customary Introduction
« on: January 18, 2015, 03:00:28 AM »

That's cute, but I don't like to ride.
that's ok


You don't need to keep posting cute pictures. Tell me something to do, need to get up because I haven't slept and now it's 8am.
Are you saying I do or I don't?

Get up and make coffee for starters.
They're 3cute5me.
I was thinking maybe I'll shower first. Procrastinating though.
Get up, move.
*Sigh* Thanks.
Alright, I'll be back soon I suppose. Enjoy your night/morning.
I'll see you when you come back.


I have returned. *Turns around* Why are you stalking me, Mr. Fox?
Oh, you're back... why are you stalking me, Mr. Owl?

Spoiler
I'm just enjoying the view.
*Flies off*
Now I'm going to have a shower.
Enjoy the warmth. And nudity, and being soaked.

126
The Flood / Re: Customary Introduction
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:46:13 AM »

That's cute, but I don't like to ride.
that's ok


You don't need to keep posting cute pictures. Tell me something to do, need to get up because I haven't slept and now it's 8am.
Are you saying I do or I don't?

Get up and make coffee for starters.
They're 3cute5me.
I was thinking maybe I'll shower first. Procrastinating though.
Get up, move.
*Sigh* Thanks.
Alright, I'll be back soon I suppose. Enjoy your night/morning.
I'll see you when you come back.


I have returned. *Turns around* Why are you stalking me, Mr. Fox?
Oh, you're back... why are you stalking me, Mr. Owl?

Spoiler
I'm just enjoying the view.
*Flies off*

127
The Flood / Re: Customary Introduction
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:38:18 AM »

That's cute, but I don't like to ride.
that's ok


You don't need to keep posting cute pictures. Tell me something to do, need to get up because I haven't slept and now it's 8am.
Are you saying I do or I don't?

Get up and make coffee for starters.
They're 3cute5me.
I was thinking maybe I'll shower first. Procrastinating though.
Get up, move.
*Sigh* Thanks.
Alright, I'll be back soon I suppose. Enjoy your night/morning.
I'll see you when you come back.


I have returned. *Turns around* Why are you stalking me, Mr. Fox?

128
The Flood / Re: Customary Introduction
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:17:46 AM »

That's cute, but I don't like to ride.
that's ok


You don't need to keep posting cute pictures. Tell me something to do, need to get up because I haven't slept and now it's 8am.
Are you saying I do or I don't?

Get up and make coffee for starters.
They're 3cute5me.
I was thinking maybe I'll shower first. Procrastinating though.
Get up, move.
*Sigh* Thanks.
Alright, I'll be back soon I suppose. Enjoy your night/morning.

129
The Flood / Re: Customary Introduction
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:12:29 AM »

That's cute, but I don't like to ride.
that's ok


You don't need to keep posting cute pictures. Tell me something to do, need to get up because I haven't slept and now it's 8am.
Are you saying I do or I don't?

Get up and make coffee for starters.
They're 3cute5me.
I was thinking maybe I'll shower first. Procrastinating though.

130
The Flood / Re: Customary Introduction
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:11:20 AM »

Fine. Introduce yourself to me, if you may.

132
The Flood / Re: How are my Guardians doing today?
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:03:21 AM »
Doing just fine this mornight.

133
The Flood / Re: Customary Introduction
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:01:57 AM »

That's cute, but I don't like to ride.
that's ok


You don't need to keep posting cute pictures. Tell me something to do, need to get up because I haven't slept and now it's 8am.

134
The Flood / Re: Customary Introduction
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:54:27 AM »
Someone told me you sound like an owl
Not quite. I sound like a Brit, with a bit of smooth European.
Someone just told me you sounded like an owl
They are lying!!!111
But they know you and they told me you sounded like an owl
Nobody knows me.

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The Flood / Re: Customary Introduction
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:51:04 AM »

That's cute, but I don't like to ride.

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The Flood / Re: Customary Introduction
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:50:40 AM »
Someone told me you sound like an owl
Not quite. I sound like a Brit, with a bit of smooth European.
Someone just told me you sounded like an owl
They are lying!!!111

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The Flood / Re: Customary Introduction
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:45:32 AM »
Someone told me you sound like an owl
Not quite. I sound like a Brit, with a bit of smooth European.

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The Flood / Re: Customary Introduction
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:44:53 AM »
Is there a muffin you haven't mastered yet?
I'm currently working on one, 97% mastered.
The rest have been mastered so far.

Well done my friend. We'll get you to that 100%  8)
Spoiler
would you happen to remember me from BNet? Not sure I know you >.>
I can handle this muffin alone, but thank you.
Also, I've seen your name thrown about a few times but I have only been a member for 4 years and inactive for most of that duration. You wouldn't know me. ;o

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The Flood / Re: Customary Introduction
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:42:53 AM »
Are you an owl
Nah, I'm a fragment of your imagination.

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The Flood / Re: Customary Introduction
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:42:24 AM »
Is there a muffin you haven't mastered yet?
I'm currently working on one, 97% mastered.
The rest have been mastered so far.

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The Flood / Re: Customary Introduction
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:40:49 AM »
Would you rather staple you foreskin to a tree? or go into /b/ with no internet knowledge?
>Implying foreskin
Just kidding, the second option.

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The Flood / Re: Customary Introduction
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:40:05 AM »
Did you come from b.net or someplace else?

Bungie.net

143
The Flood / Customary Introduction
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:31:43 AM »
I understand it's customary to post a vile 'ama' thread when introducing yourself. So, here I am. First thread, ask me anything.

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The Flood / Re: Help cheer me up, Flood...
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:20:50 AM »
Who does this girl in your dreams seem like? Do you know anybody like her?

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