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The Flood / Re: whats been up fellas?
« on: January 15, 2018, 01:00:03 AM »
sup

ive only been in school for a week and i already have a speech on tuesday. im terrible at public speaking
Just imagine the girls naked, a public boner makes you look like a confident chad

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 15, 2018, 12:58:59 AM »
Might actually fire up DS2 and try and finish that, couldnt finish that or DS3.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 14, 2018, 09:23:57 PM »
i'm planning to beat the game beforehand, but for the switch playthrough, i wouldn't be against playing it online for the sake of contrast
Plus there will probably be more then a few children buying this cause "durr its hard" meme, so you can live your fantasy of fucking their shit up.

Do it Verb, there's a special place in the Dark Root Basin just waiting for you

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 14, 2018, 09:17:44 PM »
Also whats everyones platform preference, PS4, PC or the Switch?
switch

handheld dark souls sounds lit and i couldn't give a fuck less about fps
So if there's a proper matchmaking system, and theres an apparent 6 people per world, some of us can get together and fuck shit up?

Either that, or at least let us help you see the end of the game Verb. Plus Portable Souls sounds comfy as fuck

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 14, 2018, 09:12:35 PM »
Also whats everyones platform preference, PS4, PC or the Switch?

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 14, 2018, 08:58:46 PM »
The only time I ever level INT is for that sick Moonlight Greatsword build.


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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 14, 2018, 02:07:38 AM »
I've already seen people complain on other forums about the lack of a silvercat ring. Poor babies will need to level INT now.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 14, 2018, 01:19:20 AM »
now that this game is super relevant again, i'm definitely gonna have to try to finish it before may

the game has been priced at $40 (good but not ideal) but the gift card i received on xmas should cover that

https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2018/01/11/dark-souls-remastered-is-more-than-just-a-new-coat-of-paint/#74f835692124

some new things:
- matchmaking (a la ds3) is now possible so pvp will be less completely fucking asinine (definitely should've been a thing from the beginning, so no brownie points from me)
- up to six players can mingle now
- dedicated servers > peer-to-peer

nothing i give a shit about, just give me an option to say "fuck you" on the title screen and give me an offline pause feature and i'll be good

the game is also not using any new assets, which is great
Pretty certain Dark Souls 3 (and definitely sure) Bloodborne has an Offline mode at title screen, so if they are converting  a lot of the features of the newer games to Dark Souls then Id be pretty right in saying the remaster will have that feature.

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Gaming / Re: Come up with 2018 gaming predictions
« on: January 13, 2018, 11:35:38 PM »
I told you many times (along with others) that you could literally just unplug your Ethernet cable when you played it.
this never once happened
Lie all you want, it doesn't change a thing.
even if you did, there was the mixed messages of "you're not getting the full experience if you do that though"

so you're the liar, because the true experience is playing offline
No it isn't that's half the experience
and half the experience is the best possible experience

there is no reason to play dark souls online if you're not a scumfuck or a retard or a small child

AKA the exact person i want nothing to do with, and the exact person that would destroy the game's worth for me
We've probably been here before, but whats your opinion on the AI invasions?

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 13, 2018, 11:32:00 PM »
the well has been pretty dry over here latey huh
Heres one for you then

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Gaming / Re: Come up with 2018 gaming predictions
« on: January 13, 2018, 07:10:43 PM »
I told you many times (along with others) that you could literally just unplug your Ethernet cable when you played it.
this never once happened
Lie all you want, it doesn't change a thing.
even if you did, there was the mixed messages of "you're not getting the full experience if you do that though"

so you're the liar, because the true experience is playing offline
That is arguable because a lot of the games mechanics are tied to summoning other people. Hell some bosses in the series require online to summon players as part of the boss fight, which I think is pretty damn cool.

Otherwise you get a especially janky AI

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The Flood / Re: Loaf vs Jive Turkey
« on: January 13, 2018, 07:03:39 PM »
he seemed like an angel
Nothing wrong with being gay fam, sounds like you need to be more honest to yourself, cause that honestly sounds like what you want, or at least that kind of attention that males provide.

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The Flood / Re: Loaf vs Jive Turkey
« on: January 13, 2018, 06:08:09 PM »
Jive could probably kick the shit out of all us at once tbh
lets not suck the dick


you suck one dick and suddenly it defines you
Eh wait what?

Somebody explain
i made a man ejaculate while the highest I've ever been
Serious question, are you a gay man or are you transitioning?

Spoiler
Or was it a brojob?

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Hijacking this thread


WOW HE'S STICC

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 13, 2018, 06:05:45 PM »
Bruh, I can finally play dark souls 60fps without sliding through to the underworld.
Well if they do their job properly, lets wait and see what goes wrong

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The Flood / Re: Loaf vs Jive Turkey
« on: January 13, 2018, 06:04:14 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 13, 2018, 02:19:14 AM »
Looks like Todd has some competition

WHAT WAS THAT SOYBOY

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The Flood / Re: am i a numale or a soiboi
« on: January 13, 2018, 02:14:55 AM »
Soyboy

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The Flood / Re: Why aren't you a Communist?
« on: January 12, 2018, 05:58:38 PM »
Enjoy working 50 hours a week for that 20k annual salary sweetie :))
Commicucks BTFO

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The Flood / Re: Ribeye cooking issue
« on: January 12, 2018, 05:50:53 PM »
Steak is shit, there's nothing appealing about a chewy tasteless slab of meat unless you're primal of course
You've never had a decent steak in your life, it really shows.
Dude I've eaten steak at one of the most expensive steak houses in London and it was meh
I would have gotten my money back fam

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 12, 2018, 05:34:21 PM »
Wowee
http://www.pcgamer.com/bandai-namco-on-dark-souls-pc-remaster-there-is-no-discount/
Now there is no steam discount, but that doesnt mean it will be $60.

It could be $40 across the whole board for all we know. The only game I would expect at full price is the Switch version

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 12, 2018, 05:26:20 PM »

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Looking good, Im actually training myself but Im nowhere near that level

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The Flood / Re: ILL KILL HIM
« on: January 12, 2018, 07:52:00 AM »
Couldnt be finer with the Weiner

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 12, 2018, 04:47:57 AM »

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The Flood / Re: ILL KILL HIM
« on: January 12, 2018, 04:34:54 AM »
Oh god he doesn't know

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The Flood / Re: ILL KILL HIM
« on: January 12, 2018, 02:54:37 AM »
fuck you too jono

winona has the strength of her incredible acting not to mention her personality itself, she doesnt need any men to get roles

kill yourselves both thanks!!
evidently not, according to that picture
she is visibly disturbed and scared in that photo, no way would she do a thing with that creep

winona ryder has more of a base than weinstein ever did
Disturbed because she did it for the cash

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The Flood / Re: ILL KILL HIM
« on: January 12, 2018, 12:34:19 AM »
She got
Spoiler
PORKED

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The Flood / Re: Why aren't you a Communist?
« on: January 11, 2018, 08:52:33 PM »
But I like being wealthy

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Oi Verb, have you seen Angel Beats yet?
it's on the list

looks like a bunch of bullshit, so i'll be sure to check it out
Aww its actually quite nice...its got 'feels'. Starts off a bit weird but I feel like you'd like it

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