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Gaming / Re: lol at the xbone subreddit
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:58:55 AM »
What was it?

*sips tea*

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Gaming / Re: Favorite FFX character?
« on: April 01, 2015, 09:48:56 PM »
HA HA HA HA HA

*sips tea*

Seemore butts obviously

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The Flood / Re: I'm bringing it back
« on: April 01, 2015, 09:40:33 PM »
Kill yourself

*sips tea*

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The Flood / Re: KMART IS A PHONY
« on: April 01, 2015, 07:11:38 PM »
Kmart is a pony?
I read it as that too....what have you done to me.

*sips tea*

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The Flood / Re: Something good? Something bad? A bit of both?
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:18:49 PM »
Yay I'm bringing people together

*sips tea*

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Well.....its a card turned hologram, so it'd do as much as tickle my asshole.

Go back to ancient egypt with their weird monster summoning, Exodia would probably destroy the universe, cause reasons.

*sips tea*

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The Flood / Re: It's obvious humans are causing global warming.
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:42:10 AM »
Why do you guys keep insulting a user which isnt even here anymore?
Pretty sure he still lurks like on a daily basis.
Just ask Meta.
Why come to this place if you cant contribute your daily pile of shit?

Seems pointless

*sips tea*

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The Flood / Re: It's obvious humans are causing global warming.
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:39:06 AM »
Why do you guys keep insulting a user which isnt even here anymore?

*sips tea*

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The Flood / Re: cheat is isis
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:05:43 AM »
YouTube


*sips tea*

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The Flood / Something good? Something bad? A bit of both?
« on: April 01, 2015, 04:55:37 AM »
A bit of both

YouTube


*sips tea*

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The Flood / Re: I have a snail problem
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:06:26 AM »
Make a maze of salt and film it

*sips tea*

Or you can have snail races


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The Flood / Re: I'm locked inside a supermarket
« on: March 31, 2015, 09:43:52 PM »
Do you have money?
no
So why were you in there for starters Melon?

*sips tea*

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To get a bite. Like I won't even try a serious discussion with you anymore.

*sips tea*

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capitalism IS evil

but i'm not sure what that quite has to do with anything
okay now you're just trying too hard

*sips tea*

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God why do you guys care.


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The Flood / Re: The April Fools name shame bunker of truth
« on: March 31, 2015, 06:56:45 PM »
I used to pull some great jokes on my dad.

I'd call him when he was at work and say I got kicked out of school, or the house was on fire etc.

He would always fall for it.
Apparently one of our town halls was sold to Japanese whalers. ....wut

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The Flood / Re: The April Fools name shame bunker of truth
« on: March 31, 2015, 05:20:43 PM »
 Apparently everyone on my Facebook are pregnant too

*sips tea*

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The Flood / Re: how can I check what's hogging all my memory?
« on: March 31, 2015, 05:18:46 PM »
You cheeky ninjajajas

*sips tea*

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The Flood / The April Fools name shame bunker of truth
« on: March 31, 2015, 05:16:39 PM »
That dreaded day has come, if not in America it will soon be among you.

Here we decide what is truth and what is not,  and because technically the gaming jokes which will happen, are jokes lets put them here too.

Today wont break us! Stand strong Offtopi- I mean Floodians >_>

*sips tea*

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The Flood / Re: I'd like to know what the fuck "21 stone" is.
« on: March 31, 2015, 07:32:57 AM »
Sandtrap you're on a killing spree

*sips tea*

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The Flood / Re: The Clench is Real
« on: March 31, 2015, 07:30:23 AM »
So the guy who jumped, reckon he got deafened by the blast only meters behind him?

*sips tea*

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The Flood / Re: Why did you pick your avatar(s)?
« on: March 31, 2015, 05:01:53 AM »
Just, because.

*sips tea*

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Dammit I want some sweet Covenant in that and we can make ODST 2 dammit!

I demand it

(also you fools are just feeding Verb, he's retarded, just dont talk to the special kid)

*sips tea*

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Gaming / Re: Why PC is the master race
« on: March 31, 2015, 01:37:30 AM »
My god you morons are still arguing.  I commented in my lunch break; hours later and you fools are still going on about something that doesnt matter.

DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIVES
You all argue so much you could contribute to society and become politicians or something.

*sips tea*

Wastrals

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Gaming / Re: Why PC is the master race
« on: March 30, 2015, 10:06:04 PM »
your opinion means something is bad.
Learn how to read.

If I say it's bad, then that means it's not objectively good.
Not because I said it. The fact that different opinions exist means that it's not objective.

LC and PC gaming elitists alike will tell you that PC gaming is objectively better. Because they're morons.
But you don't really listen to their evidence,  and instead of defending your own argument you just refute theirs.

I think people would take you more seriously if you gave reasons to your accusations

*sips tea*

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Gaming / Re: Why PC is the master race
« on: March 30, 2015, 09:57:33 PM »
So. ...your opinion means something is bad. Verb you've gone stale.

*sips tea*

Lock the thread LC we're done here

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Gaming / Re: Why PC is the master race
« on: March 30, 2015, 09:36:54 PM »
ITT Verby looks like a tool, no one cares baby.

*sips tea*

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The Flood / Re: multiple orgasm
« on: March 30, 2015, 06:08:51 AM »
Uhh, incase anyone legitimately wanted to know... A quality female orgasm is multiple orgasms all at once. And it kinda sucks and is really embarrassing.
Where does it suck? What does it suck and why is it embarrassing?

Because it feels like peeing and your body and brain decide to stop working and it's just.... Eww.
So you prefer it if your partner just pleases themselves and doesn't try to make you cum?

If that's the case then some men might think of you as the perfect woman.
While that's the case, I care more to please her, and you know people minds change while theyre in that mood, so what ever is no now, is probably yes in the circumstance.

Plus, where's the fun in just pleasing ones self?

*sips tea*


Spoiler
And yes she is perfect :P

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The Flood / Re: multiple orgasm
« on: March 30, 2015, 06:00:23 AM »
I feel quite proud really.

*sips tea*

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Gaming / Re: Hunt the Truth Episode 1 + H5 Trailer
« on: March 30, 2015, 05:11:58 AM »


I think this guy nailed it.

ONI would never just take Locke's word. I think he'd need proof, perhaps the empty data chip he carries, that used to hold Cortana?
Or maybe, dun dun duuuun Johns helmet then bam we finally see his face.

BAM

*sips tea*

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