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5431
« on: August 31, 2015, 03:23:02 AM »
I was born there.
Wait really?
I thought you were hispanic?
What does that have to do with anything?
My dad was born in Africa, people were surprised he ain't fucking black (cause you know, there's like an entire city where white people live over there)
5432
« on: August 31, 2015, 03:14:52 AM »
Fabric softener is bae
5433
« on: August 31, 2015, 03:06:30 AM »
Only if you do things to him in your sleep Tru
5434
« on: August 31, 2015, 03:01:48 AM »
I'm going to sleep. I hope i could sleep rape my waifu pillow...
One day they'll make an invention that will let you do it
I'm calling robots.
5435
« on: August 31, 2015, 03:01:29 AM »
I'm going to sleep. I hope i could sleep rape my waifu pillow...
Well, it can't talk back.......so you might be
5436
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:52:15 AM »
This is a good thread to end the night. In your case that you're getting laid more than any of us, it's probably a grown up version of wet dreams.
you make the logic
It makes the sense tbh
omg I got a reply
Want another :3
5437
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:50:58 AM »
This is a good thread to end the night. In your case that you're getting laid more than any of us, it's probably a grown up version of wet dreams.
I just....I don't think I should ever sleep in a room with other people.....I'm scared of my own power D:
Oooh
Sleep Fucking: Boy Camp Adventures
5438
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:49:39 AM »
I swear to god, I'm not raping Batch. Intentionally at least.
I've always made sure I know if he's awake if snoo snoo starts happening.
Conversation generally goes like this:
"Are you awake?"
*Giggle* "No."
"Stop it, Scott."
"No."
Batch honestly reverts to being a toddler when in sleep-mode. o_o
You're having sex with a toddler, you fucking creep! Thats it, I'm calling rape.
5439
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:48:22 AM »
Awwww, if I could get you lads some ladies, I would.
5440
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:47:43 AM »
This is a good thread to end the night. In your case that you're getting laid more than any of us, it's probably a grown up version of wet dreams.
I just....I don't think I should ever sleep in a room with other people.....I'm scared of my own power D:
5441
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:45:49 AM »
I told her that it's not rape. So. Got yer back there buddy.
Well, if anything she's raping me :3
That's what I said! Or that it was at least mutual. But she got all tricky about it... I'd have to go back and read the lurulu chat. Maybs lata
Oooooooh you guys have spoken about this.
Probably about a month ago, whenever it was still immediately... happening
5442
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:44:32 AM »
Bum
5443
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:43:34 AM »
I told her that it's not rape. So. Got yer back there buddy.
Well, if anything she's raping me :3
That's what I said! Or that it was at least mutual. But she got all tricky about it... I'd have to go back and read the lurulu chat. Maybs lata
Oooooooh you guys have spoken about this.
5444
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:42:23 AM »
I've tried having sex with her in my sleep
I Can only imagine the horror of waking up to this.
Like......I wake up....I'm on top and kinda, going at it....I finish of course >.>
It's just, how? And I'm tired in the morning q.q
Wait what the fuck she doesn't stop you?
The thing is, when it first started I didn't know he was asleep. He had his eyes open and wasn't "sloppy" like he was sleeping.
So he wasn't sleep fornicating that time?
I was....just I was asleep, but she didn't know....cause apparently I sleep walk with my eyes open....I don't remember this shit, I have an auto-pilot switch somewhere >.>
5445
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:41:12 AM »
This is really awkward lol
Soz >.> This is Septagon snu snu talk
5446
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:40:39 AM »
I've tried having sex with her in my sleep
I Can only imagine the horror of waking up to this.
Like......I wake up....I'm on top and kinda, going at it....I finish of course >.>
It's just, how? And I'm tired in the morning q.q
Wait what the fuck she doesn't stop you?
Most of the times she does, just that one time....she's naughty >.>
Jesu you're a lucky man
Yeah, she puts up with my shit...... But has anyone heard of stuff like this before?
5447
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:39:53 AM »
I've tried having sex with her in my sleep
I Can only imagine the horror of waking up to this.
Like......I wake up....I'm on top and kinda, going at it....I finish of course >.>
It's just, how? And I'm tired in the morning q.q
Wait what the fuck she doesn't stop you?
The thing is, when it first started I didn't know he was asleep. He had his eyes open and wasn't "sloppy" like he was sleeping.
I was meant for the porn industry *sheds tear*
5448
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:39:06 AM »
I've tried having sex with her in my sleep
I Can only imagine the horror of waking up to this.
Like......I wake up....I'm on top and kinda, going at it....I finish of course >.>
It's just, how? And I'm tired in the morning q.q
uh...
Do you think about sex often?
Well kinda, but hell its not like it's ever about anyone else.....and I dont even fap.....so I dunno. Perhaps when I go to sleep my body is like "I got this for you mang" and takes over.
5449
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:37:18 AM »
I've tried having sex with her in my sleep
I Can only imagine the horror of waking up to this.
Like......I wake up....I'm on top and kinda, going at it....I finish of course >.>
It's just, how? And I'm tired in the morning q.q
Wait what the fuck she doesn't stop you?
Most of the times she does, just that one time....she's naughty >.>
5450
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:36:50 AM »
I told her that it's not rape. So. Got yer back there buddy.
Well, if anything she's raping me :3
5451
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:34:36 AM »
I've tried having sex with her in my sleep
I Can only imagine the horror of waking up to this.
Like......I wake up....I'm on top and kinda, going at it....I finish of course >.> It's just, how? And I'm tired in the morning q.q
5452
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:26:05 AM »
Okay, so my Fiancée Exodus, whose name is Kristy (which I will use for the sake of it) noticed something about my sleeping patterns, she stayed with me for 5 weeks while my parents were overseas and we looked after the home together ect ect.
But....I don't know why, but recently I've started doing things in my sleep..........uhhh...sex
I've tried having sex with her in my sleep. Now I work, she doesn't at the moment, so I go to sleep earlier then her, so she lies in bed on her laptop, and generally gets woken up pretty easily. Now to put it bluntly....I've woken up, half way through it.....I don't....know guys q.q
What she's been doing is messaging me on Facebook what I do, so when I wake up I can check....some nights nothing.....but other nights...I try to do things.....I don't remember neither do I think I was awake at all. Now sometimes she doesn't feel like it, because Kristy wants to sleep, so she says no....and I just fall back asleep.
My parents got back last week, and apparently I full on got out of bed, to look for Kristy, she went back to hers....so I walked into my parents room and asked for Kristy, my parents asked "Whats wrong?" to where I say "Wrong room" and slump back to sleep and thats that.
Now.......what the hell is going on with me....I go to sleep early and due to this....I'm tired a lot of the times, hey its cool I can score in my sleep....but that surely isnt normal....what do I do guys?
(And I did ask for her permission to write this >.>)
5453
« on: August 30, 2015, 11:03:42 PM »
Did she say she was going away? Or just disappeared?
5454
« on: August 30, 2015, 10:56:32 PM »
IDK if I posted why they're not here yet, so I'll repeat it here.
1. Isara isn't here. She was a huge help with the coding and she's currently MIA. Because of this, I've been behind in all areas of my work on Sep7.
2. The developer for the plugin that I've been modifying is being a little shit and ignoring me after I reported a few bugs (several which are major, like editing privileges not being functional for non-group-owners and QUOTING). I've developed a JavaScript quote system for the plugin, but there are still holes I have to patch up before it's even in the alpha stage.
So it would just be a mess of people potentially banning each other from groups, and messing up each others work. So to put it in short, it won't happen for a while due to Isara being gone and this shit head not fixing his script, that's fine, just wanted to get an idea as to where it was at.
5455
« on: August 30, 2015, 10:32:01 PM »
 Still, when will groups be happening and....why? I think we're small enough to be considered a group as is, or would certain groups have special powers of a sort? Like a Das Lolli page which we can eventually report to the FBI? Just, a general explanation as to where this certain topic is going, ect ect
5456
« on: August 30, 2015, 10:30:25 PM »
Huh....they moved it, well I still stand by it....like what else could we possibly add?
5457
« on: August 30, 2015, 10:29:12 PM »
 Just....so much money
5458
« on: August 30, 2015, 10:28:08 PM »
Jive's insecurity is literally a meme.
5459
« on: August 30, 2015, 10:20:11 PM »
Like 'Cunt' and 'Booty'?
Or how about 'Dank' or 'MEME'!
5460
« on: August 30, 2015, 10:17:45 PM »
And people were complaining about Brolo 5
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