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4651
« on: October 27, 2015, 04:52:38 AM »
I wonder how long it takes for the animal to comprehend this.
4652
« on: October 27, 2015, 04:33:38 AM »
Wait, so like just comments?
92 is tame.
4653
« on: October 27, 2015, 04:16:27 AM »
Just remember the rule 34
The distress will pass the time.
4654
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:43:23 AM »
Fart
4655
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:38:37 AM »
Welcome to Batch's guide to making love at a woman. Generally you need to get through her parents, so sleep with them and you're in.
4656
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:35:00 AM »
It's something I'm improving at and enjoying more as I improve.
Go straight for the bean.
This was the lesson that took me from awful to passable.
Im pretty sure learning that area made a lot of thing better. Also gave me the upper hand :p Pretty much the course of action I take....and this can get graphic lads. Okay your there, lick the shit out of it, you're here. Go for the bean for a few minutes By now shes getting the ol switch flipped At this moment you bury your tongue as deep as you can, whilst you make your hands useful. Go back to step two as you'll pretty much be edging her at this stage. Secret option eat out her ass if shes into it. Also snacking on the shaved goods is basically the closest you'll get to anything heavenly. Last note, if you're shaved (face wise) she'll also enjoy it much more.
4657
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:23:10 AM »
It's something I'm improving at and enjoying more as I improve.
Go straight for the bean.
4658
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:21:26 AM »
I'd rather have low testosterone. Not everyone wants to be a manly alpha male, man. You're going to have to accept that.
And please. I'm obviously way more attractive, facial-wise, than both that kid and you. Testosterone doesn't matter when you just have good genes.
Preach it sister, a muscular body dont mean shit when your face looks like a microwaved prune.
4659
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:19:45 AM »
Something good? Something bad? A bit of both?
4660
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:10:46 AM »
While we're at it. Theres a Malaysian man lying on a pile of magazines, all named 'Levels' A young couple approach the man and ask what he's doing, to which he replies Spoiler "This is Wong, on so many level"
4661
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:08:05 AM »
OT:
Koreans do
Aha No one else appreciates racist humour it seems.
4662
« on: October 26, 2015, 11:17:05 PM »
Jesus could you be anymore of a stiff?
4663
« on: October 26, 2015, 11:11:56 PM »
Arent these things you want people to do to themselves?
(Yet fail to do yourself)
4664
« on: October 26, 2015, 11:10:15 PM »
You'll all get there someday.
4665
« on: October 26, 2015, 11:06:49 PM »
Theyre all doing a horrible job then.
4666
« on: October 26, 2015, 11:00:04 PM »
Actually, what about the one guy at Steam HQ who approves all these Greenlight games?
4667
« on: October 26, 2015, 10:52:05 PM »
I would if I didnt work all the time.
And had an Xbone.
Can they just release a box that plays Halo? Thatd be great.
4668
« on: October 26, 2015, 10:47:18 PM »
4669
« on: October 26, 2015, 10:45:17 PM »
That guy who made Fez
4670
« on: October 26, 2015, 06:18:57 PM »
Whats Project Titan?
A god awful looking MMO
http://www.halopedia.org/Titan
OH. You said MMO and the memories came rushing back.
4671
« on: October 26, 2015, 06:18:06 PM »
I'm going straight to MP arena once I get my hands on it.
I'm going to play campaign later (About an hour later).
Spoiler I honestly gave up on a legendary walkthough after the first mission of H2.
I'm a full-blown noob. Plasma pistol is your friend for H2 legendary.
Noob combo.
I see.
If you expected anything other then cheese then you're a fool.
4672
« on: October 26, 2015, 06:16:58 PM »
Whats Project Titan?
4673
« on: October 26, 2015, 06:15:50 PM »
I'm surprised I'm the only one to mention Rockstar
Theyve been on the media's shitlist for years if it makes you feel better.
4674
« on: October 26, 2015, 06:15:05 PM »
Nice opinion you got there mate. that's what this thread is all about, dumbass
Fascinating view.
4675
« on: October 26, 2015, 06:12:35 PM »
Can you choose your character in single-player? I want to play as Vale all mission every mission.
Sadly no.
They really should add that in though.
0/10 can't play as vale would not buy
This would turn into Elite teabagging simulator
4676
« on: October 26, 2015, 06:11:09 PM »
Oi Platinum are the absolute best at 3rd Person hack and slash games. hack and slash is literally, like, top five worst genres
i hate mindless action
Nice opinion you got there mate.
4677
« on: October 26, 2015, 06:06:23 PM »
If you're taking Bayonetta seriously you're missing the point entirely.
I really think its impossible to take it seriously.
4678
« on: October 26, 2015, 06:05:50 PM »
4679
« on: October 26, 2015, 06:04:14 PM »
Capcom.
Platinum. explain?
Capcom doesn't need an explanation.
Platinum has made one of the most misogynistic games of all time and one of the most ridiculously stupid games of all time. But mostly for the former.
Oi Platinum are the absolute best at 3rd Person hack and slash games. Throw the story aside and just be in awe of how well their games play. Sorry stripper hair lady triggers you.
4680
« on: October 26, 2015, 06:02:06 PM »
not that theres a real difference between "playing" telltale games and watching them, in any case 
Damn straight.
Well if you didnt click anything nothing would happen.
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