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3391
« on: January 19, 2016, 02:33:31 AM »
Feel like spoiling anything this month?
I'm done spoiling. For good. Unless its something like Making a Murderer where I have obvious spoiler tags, I'm done pissing off people over fucking anything.
Uhuh. Won't be falling for that one.
3392
« on: January 19, 2016, 02:00:14 AM »
3393
« on: January 19, 2016, 01:53:32 AM »
Roman thought about his next sneaky deaky blowjob.
And it fills him with determination!
3394
« on: January 19, 2016, 01:50:15 AM »
Im more interested to know what Naru has been smoking these last few months. He's seems to be tainted by 'memes'
3395
« on: January 19, 2016, 01:21:00 AM »
Oh you're back.
3396
« on: January 19, 2016, 01:17:27 AM »
They view it as a cash cow. That sucks.
3397
« on: January 18, 2016, 10:24:34 PM »
Button, Zipper, Belt, Unbutton
Alternatively leggings
Leggings? Are you female?
3398
« on: January 18, 2016, 10:23:36 PM »
haha what an interesting and topical post!
he's a staple of the community.
3399
« on: January 18, 2016, 10:22:42 PM »
Pants
Zipper
Button
Belt
Easy
Wrong.
3400
« on: January 18, 2016, 10:21:59 PM »
People are saying zipper first......degenerates....thats how you break them.
3401
« on: January 18, 2016, 10:19:10 PM »
You know where this wouldn't happen?
China.
They probably would have assassinated him by now.
3402
« on: January 18, 2016, 10:14:02 PM »
You have the pants, button, zipper and belt. Which order do you put them on?
There is only one right way to do this.
3403
« on: January 18, 2016, 05:27:06 PM »
Old people die.
67 Isnt old in this day and age.
3404
« on: January 18, 2016, 05:23:20 PM »
So, did OP really deliver?
3405
« on: January 18, 2016, 05:22:14 PM »
Didn't you make something like this last month?
3406
« on: January 18, 2016, 05:21:31 PM »
um, who?
You know the band The Eagles?
nigga i dont give a fuck about the artists, i just care about listening to music
Hotel California Take it Easy Take it to the limit Life in the fast lane? Come on :c You gotta know this one.
3407
« on: January 18, 2016, 05:19:14 PM »
I dunno, I tried to change my attitude about a week ago, try and treat you guys different, and you're all pretty nice. I won't name names because I might leave someone out :c
3408
« on: January 18, 2016, 05:17:09 PM »
um, who?
You know the band The Eagles?
3409
« on: January 18, 2016, 04:28:35 PM »
Verb. Do you wanna know a little bit more about shields? It just has to do with certain mechanics is all, now that you know a little bit more about that whole deal.
Uhhhh, all right. Shoot.
So, obviously, you know that blocking with a shield eats your stamina. There's gonna be a lot of stats in this game that might not make much sense at the start. But, every shield in dark souls has a stat called stability.
The higher this stat is on a shield, the more physical damage you can block without having your stamina completely eaten. So, a lower stat means higher stamina loss.
So, if you have a strong enough shield, you can block more than you expect, and you can do it for longer.
I'll let you figure out the rest of the pros and cons on that as you go.
To add to this, the stability is in a percentage, the higher you go the more you can block, doesn't mean a lower stability is bad, everything has its pros and cons in the game. Next to maximise the amount of stamina you recover, try tapping the block button in combat. So you; quickly drop your shield, raise some stamina, raise it up and block, rinse repeat. Do this when you feel most confident in combat, when you wait for them to attack and make them selves open. Only block as they attack, to maximise stamina regeneration. Lastly, you said Jack-of-all-trades, but I'll recommend you this build 'physically' to a way that best suits you (eg: Heavy, Light, all-rounder) but later on you'll come across three types of magics, not all at once and I won't tell you what they are. Fiddle around with each and decide which you like the best, Just don't level any of them until you find the one you like the most, thus, to maximise your stats in what you'll actually be using.
3410
« on: January 18, 2016, 07:49:19 AM »
Like to say I'm getting pretty well with Robin these days. He hits pretty hard, and you can play some pretty cool mindgames with Arcfire.
The double Elwind is a good way to get a peruser off your back, provided you hit them with both shots, otherwise you're kind of left open. He's also a very fun Edge guard, knocking silly Greninjas off the stage.
3411
« on: January 18, 2016, 07:43:37 AM »
can you parry
Sort of?
Parrying isn't an essential skill. Get the enemy's timing down first, then practice parrying them.
Basically just practice parrying anything with a spear, just shield out the rest and poke. I'd like to know his current build so we can kinda know how he's going to play. I usually play the somewhat quick lad with heavy hitting weapons, kind of a best of both worlds thing.
3412
« on: January 18, 2016, 01:53:31 AM »
Hmm....even though it should be common knowledge and is a meme.....Cheat is technically breaking his own rules >.>
Movie spoilers are definitely NOT covered 4+ years after their release.
Is that actually the rule? Thats a strange period to place.
3413
« on: January 17, 2016, 09:57:33 PM »
What they say about your size is true.
3414
« on: January 17, 2016, 09:56:59 PM »
Gotta fap to them dedibated wams
3415
« on: January 17, 2016, 09:52:03 PM »
Pics or you aren't real.
3416
« on: January 17, 2016, 09:51:19 PM »
Harry, it's got 12 penises!
3417
« on: January 17, 2016, 09:50:07 PM »
Hmm....even though it should be common knowledge and is a meme.....Cheat is technically breaking his own rules >.>
3418
« on: January 17, 2016, 04:13:16 PM »
uhhh i learned that batch is actually pretty all right when he's not being a fuckhead
Umm......you're a pretty swell guy these days too.
3419
« on: January 17, 2016, 04:10:47 PM »
This thread is........fucking retarded.
3420
« on: January 16, 2016, 07:23:29 AM »
If it isn't in the bible then it should be banned.
Ban the Quran
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