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The Flood / Re: People born in the 2000s
« on: February 23, 2016, 09:15:08 PM »
Its assumed your parents give you a head start. And basic reading = a form of reading......
but by "reading" i obviously mean "reading as well as an adult would"
'Advanced reading' ;)

But really, you'd  have to be at least 8-10 to understand and complete a proper sentence.  Then hell....14 would give you enough time to properly understand the jargon, at least these days.

Alphy is probably still confused some days.

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The Flood / Re: People born in the 2000s
« on: February 23, 2016, 09:11:41 PM »
Who the heck didnt know basic reading by 5? O.e
in america, we only start learning how to read in school by age 4-5

either way, basic reading =/= reading
Its assumed your parents give you a head start. And basic reading = a form of reading......

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The Flood / Re: People born in the 2000s
« on: February 23, 2016, 09:07:59 PM »
Ender was born in 2011.
stop
Lol you're seriously 5? Do you parents know you post here?
most five-year-olds don't know how to read, let alone type or use the internet

how could you possibly think it's anything other than a joke
Who the heck didnt know basic reading by 5? O.e


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The Flood / Re: Warning to mods
« on: February 23, 2016, 09:06:33 PM »
It would have been locked even without the bloated corpses.

Threads like that go in anarchy, not the flood.
It wasnt nudity though....I thought if it had a NSFW tag it would be fine. Not that Im defending the thread.....fucking disgusting.  Just trying to understand the rules as of late
Ehh maybe, but a thread where people are just posting lewd pictures even if it's not explicit isn't really halal.
I dont want to be stern....but can you do it or cant you?

(Not angry at you Psy-san)

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The Flood / Re: Warning to mods
« on: February 23, 2016, 09:03:09 PM »
It would have been locked even without the bloated corpses.

Threads like that go in anarchy, not the flood.
It wasnt nudity though....I thought if it had a NSFW tag it would be fine. Not that Im defending the thread.....fucking disgusting.  Just trying to understand the rules as of late

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The Flood / Re: Warning to mods
« on: February 23, 2016, 08:55:17 PM »
Your thread that got locked would have been fine if you didn't post those fucking whales
What did he do?

Oh gross....I didnt need that.....The Roman Persona intensifies

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The Flood / Re: Warning to mods
« on: February 23, 2016, 08:53:38 PM »
I read it as Batchman

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The Flood / Re: How do you ask your GF to try pegging?
« on: February 23, 2016, 08:45:45 PM »
make her a nice dinner, then serve her some dessert. make it pudding. chocolate pudding

then right as she takes the first bite and admires your fine cooking, ask her if she can fuck your butthole
You sound like you've done this before.

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The Flood / Re: How do you ask your GF to try pegging?
« on: February 23, 2016, 08:43:13 PM »
You need a girlfriend first Charlie

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The Flood / Re: User Above You... (Karmic Retribution Edition)
« on: February 23, 2016, 04:51:44 PM »
Whoever it was that found weed.

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The Flood / Re: YFW you ask your mom for a Pepsi
« on: February 23, 2016, 04:43:30 PM »
How did nobody get this joke
Causs its a shit joke?

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The Flood / Re: Depression isn't REAL
« on: February 23, 2016, 08:36:34 AM »
I may actually be sinking into depression. I'll tell you how it goes.
You can't sink into nothing you nonce
Finally sunk in that all my real friends are gone. I have my Fiance, but my other friends are all gone......I really don't know how I feel right now.

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The Flood / Re: Depression isn't REAL
« on: February 23, 2016, 08:21:12 AM »
I may actually be sinking into depression. I'll tell you how it goes.

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Gaming / Re: So is anyone actually going to get Pokemon R/B/Y on 3DS?
« on: February 23, 2016, 04:43:23 AM »
Just wait till they do a 3D remake, it will happen, and that's the only reason to go back for the 93817 time

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Gaming / Hey Verb, are you satisfied with what SF5 currently is?
« on: February 23, 2016, 03:34:08 AM »
What I mean by that is a few things.....unfinished, lacking in story and very over the top with its sexualisation of the female fighters?


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The Flood / Re: TFW the show cuts off at the best part
« on: February 23, 2016, 02:35:00 AM »
It always happens in the middle of an important news report in the car

"And then 'Insert name' PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHFUCKING STATIC"

*throws radio out of car*

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The Flood / Re: I did a thing
« on: February 23, 2016, 01:47:27 AM »
You think you're smooth?

Step aside.
Spoiler
Ha, that's pretty autistic.

And fake.

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The Flood / Re: After all the salt... I have to ask you
« on: February 23, 2016, 01:37:32 AM »
And goddamn that was fast
Thats why she left you right?

And yet... My jimmies remain unrustled
Dont worry, we know no one wants to rustle in there.

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The Flood / Re: After all the salt... I have to ask you
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:16:39 PM »
Geez.....I feel old >.>

But yeah you can gamble, smoke and join the army at 18, why not drink. Its a dumb rule

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The Flood / Re: After all the salt... I have to ask you
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:10:04 PM »
It tasted terrible. Like, super super bad. The gag reflex made it even worse, and I had to pretty much force myself to drink it. I threw up quite a few times, too.

But at the end of the day, I got drunk. Not a clean drunk, of course, but still pretty wasted. For me, that was definitely worth it.
Why the fuck didnt you just buy normal alcohol
I'm underage
How old are you?

(Also its shit the age over there is 21)

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The Flood / Re: After all the salt... I have to ask you
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:05:42 PM »
And goddamn that was fast
Thats why she left you right?

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The Flood / Re: After all the salt... I have to ask you
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:01:21 PM »
It tasted terrible. Like, super super bad. The gag reflex made it even worse, and I had to pretty much force myself to drink it. I threw up quite a few times, too.

But at the end of the day, I got drunk. Not a clean drunk, of course, but still pretty wasted. For me, that was definitely worth it.
Why the fuck didnt you just buy normal alcohol

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The Flood / Re: Back from playing at a Camp this weekend AMA
« on: February 22, 2016, 09:52:35 PM »
The only myth in the forest is Big Foot

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The Flood / Re: Dr Igbaju is amazing.
« on: February 22, 2016, 05:18:20 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Dr Igbaju is amazing.
« on: February 22, 2016, 05:15:22 PM »
He made a dick grow out of the other women.

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and it's honestly making me anxious and/or suicidal

Good.

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Gaming / Re: When you fulton an S-Ranked Soldier
« on: February 22, 2016, 08:56:39 AM »
Still fucking spicey

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The Flood / Re: Can u cook?
« on: February 22, 2016, 08:55:48 AM »
Yes

I bake as well
NO NO NO NOOOOOOO

STICK TO THE STATUS QUO
Did you just make a high school musical joke.
>.>

What if I did.
Summary execution by firing squad.
What about the guy who knew what I was talking about?

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Gaming / When you fulton an S-Ranked Soldier
« on: February 22, 2016, 01:57:55 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Can u cook?
« on: February 22, 2016, 12:34:12 AM »
Yes

I bake as well
NO NO NO NOOOOOOO

STICK TO THE STATUS QUO
Did you just make a high school musical joke.
>.>

What if I did.

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