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2671
« on: April 04, 2016, 11:46:30 PM »
Trump is literally going to fuck the world.
that's going to be awkward the next morning
Terrorists and Feminists will be the crabs
2672
« on: April 04, 2016, 11:43:39 PM »
Trump is literally going to fuck the world.
2673
« on: April 04, 2016, 12:10:31 AM »
>non-vegans will never realize how utterly sick in the head they are
>eating literally grass You disgust me.
2674
« on: April 04, 2016, 12:09:06 AM »
The girl I love and intend to marry is currently with someone else. I'd like to start my life with her as soon as possible, but I'm sorta doing nothing until that point.
The faggotry is self-explanatory.
rip his larynx out.
Challenge your rival to Mortal Kombat and then claim what you desire.
Were it so easy...
Action requires sacrifice!
Her parents marriage was destroyed by infedility, and my best friend (my love's sister) was virtually disowned by her father because she dated a boy he didn't approve of. If there's even a remote chance that her dad suspects I'm the cause of his daughter's failed relationship, that's like starting a race 500m behind everyone else (if I ever get to "race" at all). And on top of my somewhat controversial opinions on a great deal many things, I really can't afford any more bullets in my feet.
This is all ignoring the obvious ethical issues that coming between them would entail. No, I believe God rewards the patient, and for her, I would suffer a great deal of isolation.
Is the sister an option? Ehhhhh
2675
« on: April 04, 2016, 12:07:18 AM »
I
AM
A
STEGO
SAURUS
2676
« on: April 03, 2016, 11:56:13 PM »
No cock is gunna get in my way!
2677
« on: April 03, 2016, 11:47:55 PM »
What happened cunts?
2678
« on: April 03, 2016, 06:47:58 PM »
Well it's in America
You wouldn't know that without reading the article, though. I didn't put the location in the title.
Where else would it happen?
2679
« on: April 03, 2016, 05:51:25 PM »
She has to legit sit her daughter down with her 'father' and talk about it, not in the car with a camera because 'dem views'
If you want the daughter to take it seriously you really have to be serious about it.....also that poor kid, the other kids will catch wind of it and it'll just be brutal.
2680
« on: April 02, 2016, 07:24:25 AM »
If you are serious, then here's my enlightenment.
You're the master of your own universe, we are nothing more then an accident, a good accident, but only we got to where we are, religion is an outdated tradition meant to create a sense of satisfaction in ones self, whilst being a handbook to create the desired community of some, over the disgust of another.
If there is a higher being, he is a fool to ignore us, and not simply join us.
2681
« on: April 01, 2016, 11:58:14 PM »
We can't.
2682
« on: April 01, 2016, 10:41:36 PM »
What is this cancerous shit you false JewGod
2683
« on: April 01, 2016, 10:38:53 PM »
We can't Cheat our way out of this?
Edit: Well this is fucked up.
2684
« on: April 01, 2016, 10:37:46 PM »
I've been out for this, what happened?
2685
« on: April 01, 2016, 10:37:09 PM »
Change everyones name to CUNT
2686
« on: March 31, 2016, 10:15:18 PM »
2687
« on: March 31, 2016, 10:13:03 PM »
Well at least you posted this on the correct day.
2688
« on: March 31, 2016, 08:40:55 PM »
You haven't trolled until you've won a Smash Bros. match using Mario's up-special only tbh
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2689
« on: March 31, 2016, 06:30:50 PM »
2690
« on: March 30, 2016, 11:07:46 PM »
Give your ulcer an ulcer so it knows the pain you are going through.
FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE
Fire... theres an idea.
2691
« on: March 30, 2016, 11:07:11 PM »
Dude how did you end up getting it?
I have no clue, maybe I didnt clean one of my cups properly and managed to cut my lip at the same time.....
2692
« on: March 30, 2016, 11:00:16 PM »
Go buy yourself a house
2693
« on: March 30, 2016, 10:57:02 PM »
Knack?
2694
« on: March 30, 2016, 10:52:30 PM »
So they know if you can fill a quota.
Or the bosses ass
2695
« on: March 30, 2016, 10:51:33 PM »
So I just put salt on it....not only is it bleeding but I want to kill myself from this pain FUCK ME
2696
« on: March 30, 2016, 10:49:52 PM »
Also for going to these lengths why do you always scrape the bottom of the barrel, at least try and find some good ass.
2697
« on: March 30, 2016, 10:47:49 PM »
He clearly wants to be a teacher so he can fuck a 14 year old waifu
Nah, you're mixing me up with Roman. Roman wants the 40 year old overweight female teachers.
Paul is that you?
2698
« on: March 30, 2016, 10:45:17 PM »
He clearly wants to be a teacher so he can fuck a 14 year old waifu
2699
« on: March 30, 2016, 09:25:58 AM »
in your mouth? Avoid sugar.
Also, every day, wet your finger with a bit of water, dip it in salt, and then press it firmly against the ulcer for a minute. Do that at least 3 times a day. It'll burn like hell and probably start to bleed after a while but I bet you it will go away 5 times faster.
That's what the Vegimite is for, high in salt, and works like a paste.
2700
« on: March 30, 2016, 09:25:25 AM »
Bite it clean off, it's the only way
Im really fucking considering, the pain has made my eyes water badly
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