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The Flood / Re: Apparently it's porch day
« on: May 24, 2016, 12:17:47 AM »
Huh....I think it was 7 years and a week from today when I joined B.net then

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Know what he'd do? He'd shoot you.

dumbass, you can't go in prepped. Oh, also, I remember Jive saying he's been wrestling, so unless you're gonna fatally stab him with that pipe, a mere swing isn't gonna do anything for you. You'll lose very fast, Batch.
*cringe*

Yikes I wasnt being serious but if we really want to go into it I carry around a knife at basically all times for a reason.

Can I beat a big muscle brain in hand to hand? Id try, my kicks are stronger then my punches, but Ive not intention in getting slogged in the face myself, so the idea is to intimidate with the knife and use it if necessary.

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The Flood / Re: what kind of foods do you oddly eat together?
« on: May 24, 2016, 12:08:00 AM »
Its an odd meal my mother makes

Pea and Ham soup with pancakes on the side.....and it works.


Also peanut butter and honey sandwiches

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Gaming / Re: Overwatch
« on: May 24, 2016, 12:04:22 AM »
My Soldier 76 statue is right at home on my desk

Hope he doesn't come alive when I'm asleep and beats me to death with my hat
Piñata*

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Id just beat you with a pipe tbh.

No point putting myself in danger

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Gaming / Re: Overwatch
« on: May 23, 2016, 10:30:12 AM »
If you're not on PC then....


Well fuck you normie.

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The Flood / Re: would you rather eat a snake or a crow
« on: May 23, 2016, 05:08:04 AM »
Can I eat the crow in egg form for mini omelette?
no, full grown crow
Can I eat a younger one then? Still tender, if its an older one I'd have to stew it.

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The Flood / Re: "Ver-bae-tum" or "Ver-buh-tim"?
« on: May 23, 2016, 05:07:23 AM »
Cun-t
one syllable words do not need hyphens to show their pronunciation
Come on man you can't be dense to not have seen the satire.


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The Flood / Re: would you rather eat a snake or a crow
« on: May 23, 2016, 04:44:13 AM »
Can I eat the crow in egg form for mini omelette?

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The Flood / Re: "Ver-bae-tum" or "Ver-buh-tim"?
« on: May 23, 2016, 04:43:10 AM »
Cun-t

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The Flood / Re: How long do you take in the shower?
« on: May 23, 2016, 12:18:59 AM »
5 minutes

Get clean get out.

Water is going up here, and its Aus so we have a bit of a drought at the moment.

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The Flood / Re: I feel like I just ruined my life
« on: May 23, 2016, 12:08:08 AM »
I would let anybody live with me for free
This is how we spread STDs

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The Flood / Re: Am I the oldest on this forum?
« on: May 22, 2016, 11:50:14 PM »
Mental or physical age?

Spoiler
<3

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The Flood / Re: I saw Zootopia today
« on: May 22, 2016, 08:20:17 PM »
this is the new frozen, where no one can shut the fuck up about it
Wow dude, let it go.

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The Flood / Re: Make your sandwich
« on: May 22, 2016, 06:26:52 PM »
YouTube

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They provide no protection to your legs that a pair of thick pants do. They have no function other than keeping you cool if you're a fucking pansy that can't take the heat. You'll never see people wear shorts on a battlefield.
Jesus slow down there soldier


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The Flood / Re: Feeling sad
« on: May 19, 2016, 11:13:49 PM »
Stop swiping right to dudes

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The Flood / Re: Describe your first sexual encounter
« on: May 19, 2016, 10:59:09 PM »
With the girl Im still with 5 years later.

I was 16 really excited and when we finally got to it the little bastard didnt work. I was that freaking nervous it got stage freight. So very awkward, she laughed and we just cuddled.

I havent had that problem since, my aim is sharp and my shot is true ;D

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Gaming / Re: Forge coming to Windows 10
« on: May 19, 2016, 06:37:27 PM »

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Gaming / Re: ITT: Games with great modding communities.
« on: May 19, 2016, 06:36:36 PM »
Xcom 2 has some pretty cool mods. Should check em out.

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The Flood / Re: Walked into the Men's bathroom...
« on: May 19, 2016, 09:53:13 AM »
I love it when little girls come into the bathroom
Hey you're still alive.

Good for you!

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AND THE PANTS WERE DEAD!

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Gaming / Your Warhammer 40k team?
« on: May 19, 2016, 07:05:34 AM »
For those of you familiar with the glorious game that is Warhammer 40k which race and faction do you run with?

If you don't who would you run with?

Everything you need to know here
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Factions


Me personally? Chaos under the faction of the Thousand Sons

Sure theyre basically walking suits, but theyre awesome magical walking suits, theyre going to outlive you, and theyre not mutated like the rest of those Chaos posers, looking at you supporters of Nurgle >.>

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The Flood / Re: Something to lift everyone's spirits
« on: May 19, 2016, 06:52:23 AM »

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The Flood / Re: What would you do with super speed?
« on: May 19, 2016, 03:07:52 AM »
Well, I wouldn't have to worry about learning to drive anymore.
Ha

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Serious / Re: 9/11 bill passes US Senate despite Saudi "warning"
« on: May 19, 2016, 12:15:06 AM »
inb4 terrorist attack on us soil
You know its been happening for years right?

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The Flood / Re: Next Big purchase?
« on: May 19, 2016, 12:06:50 AM »
>.>

<. <

A house

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Gaming / Re: Which role do you prefer to play?
« on: May 19, 2016, 12:05:09 AM »
Bruiser

Its a tanky cannon.

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The Flood / Re: Walked into the Men's bathroom...
« on: May 19, 2016, 12:02:56 AM »
I dont see how its a big deal, assuming the  kid was young enough of course the father has to take her in there, he cant go into the female restroom.

Just go into the stall and imagine its not there if it bothers you.

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The Flood / Re: ITT Tell me why I'm awful and you hate me
« on: May 18, 2016, 11:59:11 PM »
HIT DAT BOI WHADDUP

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