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2191
« on: May 26, 2016, 04:13:02 PM »
you uncultured fucking twink faggot cunt
irony?
I have more culture than you have fapped.
I'll jizz all over your face you little cum dumpster
With your poor excuse of a dick?
I bet you say that to the mirror when you're jerking it you fucking failure
i'll thrust my penis so far up your asshole it'll come out your mouth and when i geesh it will look like you're a semen breathing dragon
Your fetishes are as low as your life.
Hey, True, remember when you said all those mean things?
At least his fetishes aren't as low as your height.
Do you still cry when a better person shows you his dick in the alleyway?
...?
No, I stopped doing that the 12th time it happened.
damn, thats rough dude...
Be a bit more gentle with him bro
2192
« on: May 26, 2016, 04:10:34 PM »
I reckon we somehow find a way to replicate a human mind and load it into a body, though it wouldnt be new life per say, but the mind of the human before it.
That would probably cause a larger shitstorm.
2193
« on: May 26, 2016, 09:08:23 AM »
WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!?!
2194
« on: May 26, 2016, 03:41:55 AM »
Olla senior nacho
2195
« on: May 25, 2016, 11:28:31 PM »
No but seriously dont try and kill yourself you fuck head, theres people out there who youll hurt. Theres a lot of good things you can do in the world, and you're on the marginally good side of it too. Dont waste it.
I've had friends die, its selfish.
2196
« on: May 25, 2016, 11:25:26 PM »
"hehe he's going to kill himself rofl"
I'm just getting high
and if I die then whatever
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
2197
« on: May 25, 2016, 11:23:40 PM »
Also this may save you some time.
As you walk into the last room before the boss, the one that still has mobs, both rats and blobs of shit, now as you enter run directly forward until you hit the wall, turn right and you see that door there? Its a shortcut to the bonfire you unlocked. Hopefully the depths key you have unlocks it.
Oh, I'm aware. I'm in the middle of Blighttown at the moment.
Make sure you bring bug spray the mosquitos there are fierce. Also may I suggest something that may make Blighttown easier for you? Its minor and you'd be going out of your way back to firelink, but it still helps
2198
« on: May 25, 2016, 11:21:14 PM »
A bird flying past, spent half an hour looking but couldnt find him.
Felt so bad :/
2199
« on: May 25, 2016, 11:19:55 PM »
Gunna need a whole lake to soothe Class's burn
2200
« on: May 25, 2016, 11:14:23 PM »
Also this may save you some time.
As you walk into the last room before the boss, the one that still has mobs, both rats and blobs of shit, now as you enter run directly forward until you hit the wall, turn right and you see that door there? Its a shortcut to the bonfire you unlocked. Hopefully the depths key you have unlocks it.
2201
« on: May 25, 2016, 11:08:32 PM »
Oh and if you're online and you noticed stone statues around you, thats either the petrified corpse of yourself or other players.
2202
« on: May 25, 2016, 11:07:39 PM »
When you breath in too much smoke you become 'cursed'
You turn into stone and die, when you respawn you lose a good deal of health until you are uncursed and Im pretty sure you cant unhollow either. The only option is to find the moss lady who sells items that reverse the curse.
There is one other guy who does the same, but thats much further down the line.
2203
« on: May 25, 2016, 10:59:33 PM »
I just threw up a little bit.
2204
« on: May 24, 2016, 11:21:11 PM »
Pretty sure the ninjas have an obligation to report it 
2205
« on: May 24, 2016, 11:16:23 PM »
the fuck am i supposed to put for special hobbies and interests on applications? like people give a fuck?
Psssst Say you play sports they love that shit.
2206
« on: May 24, 2016, 11:12:57 PM »
Also I played through the whole thing online on Pc and never got invaded q.q
2207
« on: May 24, 2016, 10:57:56 PM »
2208
« on: May 24, 2016, 10:55:41 AM »
*yawn*
Well it's 2am and I was fucking around
nu night buddy
2209
« on: May 24, 2016, 10:48:53 AM »
No
2210
« on: May 24, 2016, 10:46:52 AM »
What the fuck are you on about? I better wipe the dust off this one Spoiler Your obsession is pathetic
2211
« on: May 24, 2016, 10:31:00 AM »
Try me
You could get some punches in below the belt.
>implying I wouldn't use my longer reach to keep him way away from me.
Well you've got a small dick too so I guess you're safe there.
what
Checkmate
No, seriously, what?
Spoiler You're safe if he tries to hit you in the dick
Because you have a micro fucking dick
Why did I have to explain this jesus christ
Why are you obsessed with everybody's dick size?
lmao gay much
When you've got the biggest like I do you try to show sympathy to those like yourself
Yeah people who always talk about dick size are the ones with small dicks.
Really not like it matters though, seeing how anything more than the average size causes pain. This whole dick size garbage is shit sluts care about and they've made insecure betas like you self conscious about something you shouldn't even think about.
Nice rebuttal bro, still won't fix that tiny prick of yours Spoiler Like legit getting all defensive here Chally
2212
« on: May 24, 2016, 10:28:55 AM »
Legit though Desty, chill out man
2213
« on: May 24, 2016, 10:25:04 AM »
Try me
You could get some punches in below the belt.
>implying I wouldn't use my longer reach to keep him way away from me.
Well you've got a small dick too so I guess you're safe there.
what
Checkmate
No, seriously, what?
Spoiler You're safe if he tries to hit you in the dick
Because you have a micro fucking dick
Why did I have to explain this jesus christ
Why are you obsessed with everybody's dick size?
lmao gay much
When you've got the biggest like I do you try to show sympathy to those like yourself
Man, you have no idea how people work, do you?
>He's still taking me seriously >Let it goooooo >You dumb fuuuuuuuck
2214
« on: May 24, 2016, 10:22:38 AM »
Try me
You could get some punches in below the belt.
>implying I wouldn't use my longer reach to keep him way away from me.
Well you've got a small dick too so I guess you're safe there.
what
Checkmate
No, seriously, what?
Spoiler You're safe if he tries to hit you in the dick
Because you have a micro fucking dick
Why did I have to explain this jesus christ
Why are you obsessed with everybody's dick size?
lmao gay much
When you've got the biggest like I do you try to show sympathy to those like yourself
2215
« on: May 24, 2016, 10:06:03 AM »
Try me
You could get some punches in below the belt.
>implying I wouldn't use my longer reach to keep him way away from me.
Well you've got a small dick too so I guess you're safe there.
what
Checkmate
No, seriously, what?
Spoiler You're safe if he tries to hit you in the dick
Because you have a micro fucking dick
Why did I have to explain this jesus christ
2216
« on: May 24, 2016, 09:52:28 AM »
Did he start saying 'Hold the door' shortly after?
2217
« on: May 24, 2016, 09:51:45 AM »
Try me
You could get some punches in below the belt.
>implying I wouldn't use my longer reach to keep him way away from me.
Well you've got a small dick too so I guess you're safe there.
what
Checkmate
2218
« on: May 24, 2016, 09:41:00 AM »
Try me
You could get some punches in below the belt.
>implying I wouldn't use my longer reach to keep him way away from me.
Well you've got a small dick too so I guess you're safe there.
2219
« on: May 24, 2016, 06:57:29 AM »
LOL
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Welcome summoner
2220
« on: May 24, 2016, 05:07:19 AM »
U WOT
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