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1981
The Flood / Re: Girl wants me to take her virginity
« on: June 15, 2016, 11:04:08 PM »
She's pretty innocent and nervous about this entire thing which is why I'm so hesitant. It's pretty cute and I feel kinda bad

Seriously, please don't.

I doubt it would be enjoyable for you, anyway. From what I hear, it's a pretty underwhelming experience to take a girl's virginity.
Yeah this is true.

She'd be in pain, blood will be on your bacon and eggs and you really cant do what you really want, which I assume is bang her senseless. That will scar her.

Advice, use a FUCK load of lube if you really have to have sex with her, for christ sake make sure she's wet first and be slow, ask her if shes in pain and if she says it hurts you stop

Enjoy the tiring experience youve set yourself up for.

1982
Gaming / Re: Oh
« on: June 15, 2016, 10:58:53 PM »
I don't get it.
Gamergate and the 5 guys scandal

1983
The Flood / Re: Girl wants me to take her virginity
« on: June 15, 2016, 10:56:38 PM »
Seriously though who cares about tradition anymore.

Or religion for that matter.

Uh, me.
Fag

1984
The Flood / Re: Girl wants me to take her virginity
« on: June 15, 2016, 10:51:58 PM »
>not saving yourself for your wedding night

filthy heathens
Seriously though who cares about tradition anymore.

Or religion for that matter. You wanna bang Naru, just bang.

1985
Gaming / Re: Oh
« on: June 15, 2016, 10:49:22 PM »
I sense mad feminists in our midst

1986
The Flood / Re: Girl wants me to take her virginity
« on: June 15, 2016, 10:47:07 PM »
Tfw I don't knew when I should lose mine
Arent you in a ship? Theres no time to waste, you need to cum right away!

1987
The Flood / Re: Girl wants me to take her virginity
« on: June 15, 2016, 10:40:55 PM »
No she doesnt

1988
The Flood / Re: tru sucks
« on: June 15, 2016, 09:34:19 PM »
Thats tru

1989
The Flood / Re: yu is trash
« on: June 15, 2016, 09:21:55 PM »
Wat r u casul?

1990
The Flood / Re: I have never felt more real!
« on: June 15, 2016, 09:21:11 PM »
The eggheads are in on it to!

1991
The Flood / Re: I have never felt more real!
« on: June 15, 2016, 09:14:14 PM »
batch more like bitch
lock requested for a burn so good
Spoiler
for real though that burn is but ash like Cheats parents.

1992
The Flood / Re: I have never felt more real!
« on: June 15, 2016, 09:12:28 PM »
batch more like bitch
Wake up sheeple!

1993
The Flood / Re: is naru good?
« on: June 15, 2016, 09:10:28 PM »
You're pretty good

1994
The Flood / I have never felt more real!
« on: June 15, 2016, 09:09:37 PM »
I am the 10%

Can't catch me moles!

1995
The Flood / Re: yu is trash
« on: June 15, 2016, 09:03:23 PM »
Im still the better yuser

1996
The Flood / Re: I fucking HATE when people do this.
« on: June 15, 2016, 09:00:33 PM »
tfw you wanna join in on telling deci how dumb he's being but you missed it and now the heat's on class instead
Class is Deci's alt didnt you know?

1997
The Flood / Re: MFW She Wants to be Friends With Benefits
« on: June 15, 2016, 08:59:01 PM »

1998
The Flood / Re: "I don't like RC Cola"
« on: June 15, 2016, 08:51:06 PM »


Jarritos Cola is best Cola

1999
The Flood / Re: Gats is dumb af
« on: June 15, 2016, 08:42:58 PM »
he cant be flirting with you because you arent real
batch is probably in the 10%

he's too dumb to be a government mole
You dont have to play it mean, Im picking up the hints youre leaving.

2000
The Flood / Re: Gats is dumb af
« on: June 15, 2016, 08:38:55 PM »
stop derailing my thread
But Class is flirting with me.

2001
The Flood / Re: Gats is dumb af
« on: June 15, 2016, 08:36:36 PM »
Well it doesnt take much to amuse the American mind.
nationalism is the most unappealing trait in a person tbh
You really want me to appeal to your standards baby?

2002
The Flood / Re: Gats is dumb af
« on: June 15, 2016, 08:35:22 PM »
KEEP IT COMING SON, I CAN KEEP FUCKING YOUR ASS RAW ALL NIGHT
X GON GIVIT TO YA

2003
The Flood / Re: Gats is dumb af
« on: June 15, 2016, 08:34:27 PM »
Well it doesnt take much to amuse the American mind.

2004
The Flood / Re: youre all my friends
« on: June 15, 2016, 08:32:27 PM »
Cunt*

2005
The Flood / Re: youre all my friends
« on: June 15, 2016, 08:27:19 PM »
Fuck Im excited for Finding Dory

2006
The Flood / Re: How do I become admin
« on: June 15, 2016, 08:25:42 PM »
Fuck off cunt Im in line for real nigga hours

2007
I'm looking forward to Sen's
You mean when he quits the game?
Spoiler
it's actually not so bad so far
Oooooooo excited

Just remember as a word of advice, dont lock on to anything when you cross the small bridges, the camera will fuck you up.

Oh and another hint which may be a spoiler if you want it.

2008
I'm looking forward to Sen's
You mean when he quits the game?

2009
The Flood / Re: I fucking HATE when people do this.
« on: June 15, 2016, 08:13:03 PM »
Fuck who else can feel the intense love in here?

2010
The Flood / Re: I fucking HATE when people do this.
« on: June 15, 2016, 08:11:01 PM »
Jesus it just hit me

Second enjoys being treated badly by us, that's why he has the worst opinions in the world.
sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
i think it's more that he was probably verbally abused his entire life--so he had no other choice than to learn to enjoy it

his bad opinions are the result of pent-up spite, to which i can kinda relate
lmao what
You're the salt king

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