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The Flood / Re: Girl wants me to take her virginity
« on: June 15, 2016, 11:07:49 PM »Girls say this all the time to trick dudes, she probably isn't one...shes hiding a tomato sauce sachet up there.
You gotta taste it to make sure.
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The Flood / Re: Girl wants me to take her virginity« on: June 15, 2016, 11:07:49 PM »Girls say this all the time to trick dudes, she probably isn't one...shes hiding a tomato sauce sachet up there. You gotta taste it to make sure. 1982
The Flood / Re: Girl wants me to take her virginity« on: June 15, 2016, 11:04:08 PM »Yeah this is true.She's pretty innocent and nervous about this entire thing which is why I'm so hesitant. It's pretty cute and I feel kinda bad She'd be in pain, blood will be on your bacon and eggs and you really cant do what you really want, which I assume is bang her senseless. That will scar her. Advice, use a FUCK load of lube if you really have to have sex with her, for christ sake make sure she's wet first and be slow, ask her if shes in pain and if she says it hurts you stop Enjoy the tiring experience youve set yourself up for. 1983
I don't get it.Gamergate and the 5 guys scandal 1984
The Flood / Re: Girl wants me to take her virginity« on: June 15, 2016, 10:56:38 PM »FagSeriously though who cares about tradition anymore. 1985
The Flood / Re: Girl wants me to take her virginity« on: June 15, 2016, 10:51:58 PM »>not saving yourself for your wedding nightSeriously though who cares about tradition anymore. Or religion for that matter. You wanna bang Naru, just bang. 1987
The Flood / Re: Girl wants me to take her virginity« on: June 15, 2016, 10:47:07 PM »Tfw I don't knew when I should lose mineArent you in a ship? Theres no time to waste, you need to cum right away! 1988
The Flood / Re: Girl wants me to take her virginity« on: June 15, 2016, 10:40:55 PM »
No she doesnt
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The Flood / Re: I have never felt more real!« on: June 15, 2016, 09:21:11 PM »
The eggheads are in on it to!
1992
The Flood / Re: I have never felt more real!« on: June 15, 2016, 09:14:14 PM »batch more like bitchlock requested for a burn so good Spoiler for real though that burn is but ash like Cheats parents. 1993
The Flood / Re: I have never felt more real!« on: June 15, 2016, 09:12:28 PM »batch more like bitchWake up sheeple! 1995
The Flood / I have never felt more real!« on: June 15, 2016, 09:09:37 PM »
I am the 10%
Can't catch me moles! 1997
The Flood / Re: I fucking HATE when people do this.« on: June 15, 2016, 09:00:33 PM »tfw you wanna join in on telling deci how dumb he's being but you missed it and now the heat's on class insteadClass is Deci's alt didnt you know? 1999
The Flood / Re: "I don't like RC Cola"« on: June 15, 2016, 08:51:06 PM »![]() Jarritos Cola is best Cola 2000
The Flood / Re: Gats is dumb af« on: June 15, 2016, 08:42:58 PM »You dont have to play it mean, Im picking up the hints youre leaving.he cant be flirting with you because you arent realbatch is probably in the 10% 2001
The Flood / Re: Gats is dumb af« on: June 15, 2016, 08:38:55 PM »stop derailing my threadBut Class is flirting with me. 2002
The Flood / Re: Gats is dumb af« on: June 15, 2016, 08:36:36 PM »You really want me to appeal to your standards baby?Well it doesnt take much to amuse the American mind.nationalism is the most unappealing trait in a person tbh 2003
The Flood / Re: Gats is dumb af« on: June 15, 2016, 08:35:22 PM »KEEP IT COMING SON, I CAN KEEP FUCKING YOUR ASS RAW ALL NIGHTX GON GIVIT TO YA 2004
The Flood / Re: Gats is dumb af« on: June 15, 2016, 08:34:27 PM »
Well it doesnt take much to amuse the American mind.
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The Flood / Re: youre all my friends« on: June 15, 2016, 08:27:19 PM »
Fuck Im excited for Finding Dory
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The Flood / Re: How do I become admin« on: June 15, 2016, 08:25:42 PM »
Fuck off cunt Im in line for real nigga hours
2008
Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Impressions Thread: Update #16.5 - Aggro Acrimony (p. 47)« on: June 15, 2016, 08:24:47 PM »Oooooooo excitedI'm looking forward to Sen'sYou mean when he quits the game? Just remember as a word of advice, dont lock on to anything when you cross the small bridges, the camera will fuck you up. Oh and another hint which may be a spoiler if you want it. 2009
Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Impressions Thread: Update #16.5 - Aggro Acrimony (p. 47)« on: June 15, 2016, 08:14:56 PM »I'm looking forward to Sen'sYou mean when he quits the game? 2010
The Flood / Re: I fucking HATE when people do this.« on: June 15, 2016, 08:13:03 PM »
Fuck who else can feel the intense love in here?
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