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The Flood / Re: That feeling...
« on: July 29, 2014, 02:04:13 AM »
What's the purpose of your DB project?

Or is it just for fun or practice?

Client requested a web app for tracking expenses for his consultants on enterprise-level IT projects (GM/Dell, etc.) It has to be all inclusive from A-Z including image capture/manipulation/upload to itemized entries to report compilation and delivery.

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The Flood / Re: new
« on: July 29, 2014, 01:58:37 AM »
HMU if you need drugs, that's about it.

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The Flood / Re: What do you guys want from the mods?
« on: July 29, 2014, 01:57:57 AM »
Handie would be straight  :o

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The Flood / Re: That feeling...
« on: July 29, 2014, 01:57:13 AM »
Knocked out a couple of change requests, some progress made tonight anyhow.

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The Flood / Re: That feeling...
« on: July 29, 2014, 01:56:14 AM »
Java

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The Flood / Re: Hey guys
« on: July 29, 2014, 01:40:15 AM »
Do not approve.



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The Flood / Re: Don't post in this thread
« on: July 29, 2014, 12:36:54 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Check it
« on: July 29, 2014, 12:36:29 AM »
http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/67006992/0/0/1

I just found the Accepted speech oddly appropriate...

I've suggested, in detail, suicide to this guy many times...he's such a girl.

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The Flood / Re: That feeling...
« on: July 29, 2014, 12:09:03 AM »
DB? I assume you mean database?

yeah got a ton of work on my plate, hard to find a finish line for any of it atm.

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The Flood / Re: What's the story behind your avatar and username?
« on: July 28, 2014, 11:14:57 PM »
Great question, as I love waxing on about my prior e-fame .

What is a Crouton?

Well, I am, the name originated on World of Warcraft (Vanilla)...10 years ago? on Dethecus (a PvP server.) Originally I was in Nurfed, where I accrued some of my epeen.

For those not familiar with WoW Lore: Nurfed

After I left Nurfed, I wound up in Months Behind; MB was a legendary troll guild on Dethecus, in its day at least. It's there I learned the art of trolling, being trolled, and general hi-jinx. I found my initial bit of e-fame with this video:

YouTube


Not one word about the quality, this was made in 2006.

I hit Rank 14 (Hiigh Warlord) on Dethecus as a discipline priest, the video went viral as soon as I released it. 100k views on its first day was kind of a big deal at the time (2006). I reuploaded this video to youtube, just for this post so feel special.

Once I ended my prestigious WoW career I bounced around for a while and ended up playing CoD competitively for a while, things never took off career wise so I kept my side gig as a programmer/db engineer. Now I'm here, a member of the Flood waiting eagerly for Destiny and the rebirth of Months Behind.

Anyway, got a lot of coding to do, enjoy my back story.

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The Flood / Re: Israel confirms attack on school; denies any deaths
« on: July 28, 2014, 09:45:27 PM »
Hitler, we need you back.

Fixed, QFT

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The Flood / Re: would you eat your pet?
« on: July 28, 2014, 09:42:42 PM »
I don't have a pet, sadly.

Are you sad because you don't have a pet you can eat? This thread confuses me sometimes.

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The Flood / Re: Bad members unite!
« on: July 28, 2014, 09:39:09 PM »
We should have it so that worst user gets a special title.

worst user...ever?

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The Flood / That feeling...
« on: July 28, 2014, 09:37:10 PM »
After you complete work on a newly created highly complex DB project...I long for this feeling  :'(

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The Flood / Re: Which Gen I Pokemon is your favorite?
« on: July 28, 2014, 09:34:59 PM »
Nidoking is badass.



first gen, the only true pokemon

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The Flood / Re: Flood Game Night
« on: July 28, 2014, 09:07:36 PM »
On game hiatus until Destiny

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The Flood / Re: Let's get this party started! (Music Party)
« on: July 28, 2014, 09:07:13 PM »
It's getting real up in hurr

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The Flood / Re: Bad members unite!
« on: July 28, 2014, 08:53:18 PM »
so bad, but so good  8)

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The Flood / Re: Is 3rd time the charm?
« on: July 28, 2014, 08:27:13 PM »
Unless someone goes full DDoS mode, I think we're safe.

A GAE forum could withstand such an attack, js

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The Flood / Re: Post your buddy list
« on: July 28, 2014, 08:18:37 PM »
I'm not your bud, friend

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The Flood / Re: You daily reminder that Eliot Rodger had a tiny cock.
« on: July 28, 2014, 08:17:22 PM »
Hitler would have put him in a camp for sure.

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The Flood / Re: Respected Users Hangout
« on: July 28, 2014, 07:56:14 PM »
Sup in this thread  8)

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The Flood / Re: Is 3rd time the charm?
« on: July 28, 2014, 07:55:06 PM »
It's basically impossible for this place to get nuked. Cheat himself would have to do it, but he's a pretty level headed guy.
What if he isn't able to afford the hosting at some point? That's the only situation that I can think of that will get this forum delete.
Several other sites I host for a fee are on the server already, so that takes away a sizable chunk of the cost out. If worst comes to worst, you'll have to deal with ads and maybe a day or two offline forum if I need to change hosts.

I'm going to push for Google Cloud based dev, you just don't know it yet.

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The Flood / Re: What do you want out of this?
« on: July 28, 2014, 07:50:58 PM »
They [the images] could be hosted offsite, Google Cloud Storage would work, keep the images under 80kb and it would accrue minimal to no cost.

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The Flood / Re: Music thread!
« on: July 28, 2014, 07:42:21 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Let's get this party started! (Music Party)
« on: July 28, 2014, 07:41:58 PM »
I'm in

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The Flood / Re: So we don't get really bad users in here
« on: July 28, 2014, 07:29:52 PM »
 :-X

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The Flood / Re: Israel confirms attack on school; denies any deaths
« on: July 28, 2014, 07:13:29 PM »
[http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1b9_1406532712

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Israel has confirmed that it unintentionally hit a UN school in Gaza last week, but denies reports that anyone was killed in the incident, claiming the courtyard area was empty when the strike took place. Palestinian officials say 16 people were killed.

Around 200 others were injured, according to Palestinian officials, as three Israeli tank shells hit the Ashraf al-Qidra school in the town of Beit Hanoun last Thursday. Women, children, and UN staff were reportedly among those killed during the shelling.

Israeli army spokesperson Lieutenant Colonel Peter Lerner said that the shell that hit the school was not fired intentionally.

?A single errant mortar [round] landed in the courtyard of the school,? he told journalists during a briefing. ?The courtyard was completely empty? at the time of the incident, he said, referring to aerial footage.
UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon expressed outrage and horror at the tragedy.

?Many have been killed ? including women and children,? Ban said in a statement on Thursday.

?I am appalled by the news of an attack on an UNRWA (United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees in the Near East) school in Northern Gaza where hundreds of people had taken refuge,? he added.

The school was being used to shelter hundreds of Palestinians displaced by the conflict. UNRWA has called for a full investigation into the incident.

"It is important in a case like this where a UN school in which hundreds of people took refuge is hit in this way, that there should be full transparency and accountability," UNRWA spokesman Chris Gunness told AP.

Gunness added that the school was clearly marked as a UN shelter, and that the Israeli army had been made aware of its location.

The fighting between Israel and Palestine has been ongoing since Israel launched Operation Protective Edge on July 8. The overall death toll from the conflict has climbed to over 1,000.


The Israeli army was responding to militants ?in the vicinity? of the school, who fired mortar rounds and anti-tank rockets at Israeli soldiers, Lerner added.

?We reject the claims that were made by various officials immediately following the incident, that people were killed in the school premises as a result of [the Israeli army's] operational activity,? he added. It is "extremely unlikely that anybody was killed as a result of this mortar.?

The spokesperson claimed that the victims might have been wounded elsewhere and were ?brought to the compound after injury? for help.

Meanwhile, the commander of Civil Defense in Gaza, Saed al-Saoudi, said on Sunday that ?all the testimonies of the wounded, witnesses, paramedics and doctors confirm that the Israeli shells are the cause of this massacre.?

I just don't even.......How do you expect to launch mortar rounds at a fucking school being occupied by civilians and deny any deaths from such as your fault? Israel is a cancer that needs to be destroyed. They've gotten away with so much shit that somebody needs to put them in their place

Jews, what can you do

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The Flood / Re: Bad members unite!
« on: July 28, 2014, 07:12:03 PM »
Who here is a bad member and proud? Post here and I'll add your name to the BMC!

Bad Member's Club:
—SecondClass

You're not a 'bad member...'
Goddamnit, who upvoted me??

I told you I was bad  8)

Croutoooooon!!

Quoted for truth

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The Flood / Re: Cookie dough > Cookies
« on: July 28, 2014, 07:09:56 PM »
I get hard looking at that............................................. ......true

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