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« on: August 05, 2014, 09:03:28 PM »
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« on: August 05, 2014, 07:51:48 PM »
When was the last time you touched a penis other than your own?
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« on: August 05, 2014, 07:42:55 PM »
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« on: August 05, 2014, 07:33:18 PM »
On a scale of 1-10 how gay are you?
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« on: August 05, 2014, 07:31:27 PM »
Prostitution is legal, at least a form of it is in the UK.
ha!
As it should be, if I want to pay for sex with my hard-earned money, and a woman is willing to sell me said sex...where's the crime?
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« on: August 05, 2014, 07:19:42 PM »
An individual who shall remain unnamed linked me to this offsite of yours. This looks amazing, but I don't think it's gay enough in here. So who better to spread the love than I? *vomits rainbows everywhere*
Would you be down for a furry romp? I'll pay for the room.
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« on: August 05, 2014, 07:18:25 PM »
A girl knocks on your door, saying there's a
man after her and she needs help and begs you to let her in.
Would you let her in or not?
Yeah because: A. At the end of the ordeal I will get my dick sucked at a minimum B. If shit did go down I have a 20-gauge pump for whomever wants to get froggy
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« on: August 05, 2014, 07:17:36 PM »
It won't let me quote anyone. But I would rage pretty damn hard, all of my fallout 3/oblivion/skyrim Saves and DLC are on there. As wells as all of my games downloaded to my system. And halo 3 and reach. So yeah, I would be pretty damn pissed.
Just a 360? lol w/e
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« on: August 05, 2014, 07:16:53 PM »
It has nothing to do with being sensitive. That was a word used to degrade black folks for hundreds of years.
The fact that black teens are reappropiating it to mean "brother" does not mean some white 14 year old should use it.
Nobody should use it.
Truth, it should only be used if you are trying to insult them, in which case you should be prepared for the appropriate response.
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« on: August 05, 2014, 07:15:39 PM »
What did you say to your mom to make her do that?
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« on: August 05, 2014, 06:05:14 PM »
Not at all. People shouldn't be so sensitive.
Have you ever called a nigger, nigger to their face?
Yeah, and I call my black friends (and all my friends) niggas, as well.
Do you think that is acceptable behavior as a white person?
Of course, man. Nigga is just a synonym for friend
I said Nigger, not Nigga, there is a marked difference in people's reaction.
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« on: August 05, 2014, 06:04:02 PM »
wat iz
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« on: August 05, 2014, 05:37:04 PM »
You know, those Google cars with no driver that ride around.
Would you ever let one drive you to work/school/around town?
can't wait
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« on: August 05, 2014, 02:53:05 PM »
Am I in the right place?
You're welcome here anytime <3
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« on: August 05, 2014, 02:48:47 PM »
Sub forums restricted only to users whose names are Comms Officer/weecommando, SecondCLass, or Garem.
weecommando hehe
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« on: August 05, 2014, 02:44:11 PM »
This is an awesome idea, that I just had
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« on: August 05, 2014, 02:43:05 PM »
Welcome to the partay
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« on: August 05, 2014, 02:29:52 PM »
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« on: August 05, 2014, 02:26:54 PM »
post em
I..just don't....what... 
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« on: August 05, 2014, 02:23:55 PM »
Ripped from http://www.engadget.com/2014/08/04/bioshock-ios/
If BioShock Infinite's brief stopover in Rapture wasn't enough to sate your Randian desires, 2K Games' China studio is currently in the process of moving the original BioShock from last-gen consoles and PC to iOS. Like XCOM: Enemy Unknown before it, BioShock is a "premium" iOS game and thus carries a "premium" price -- that price is unknown thus far, but we'd put it somewhere in the $10 - $30 range. As one 2K Games rep told us in an interview late last week, "It is a seven year old game." So perhaps on the lower-end of that scale, then.
Other than that, well, it's BioShock. Would you kindly head past the break if you'd like to know more?
Yes, BioShock doesn't look as good on iOS. It's the truth. In-game lighting and shadows are cut down pretty dramatically, as are art assets. The grandeur of Rapture is distinctly less grand, which sucks some of the life out of one of my personal favorites. The first thing you'll notice is "iOS fire." The game's opening -- a plane crash -- puts main character Jack in the ocean surrounded by some hideously ugly fire animations. It's the first hint that the iOS version of Rapture has been shrunken down to fit within Apple's app store file size limitation, and it's a nagging issue that I couldn't shake in my hands-on time.
But maybe you haven't played BioShock before and you're not overloaded with lofty expectations (like me). First things first, you're in for a treat! Second, even without my lofty expectations, you should probably play this on a couch with an Xbox 360. BioShock is a great example of world-building in video games, and the iOS experience is a subpar representation. Simply put, between the lessened scale and the delivery medium, BioShock iOS is distinctly less immersive.
The good news is that it plays perfectly fine, even with touch controls. Admittedly, the touch control situation is not ideal. Like Grand Theft Auto's mobile ports, virtual buttons appear contextually on screen. Also like Grand Theft Auto's mobile ports, I found myself scrambling to figure out which virtual button to push as a gang of enemies descended on me. "But Ben," you ask with a hint of hesitation in your voice. "Why not use a bluetooth controller?" Well, you can. And I tried that with a MOGA bluetooth controller. That totally works.
Here's the thing: I don't carry a bluetooth gamepad on me. Do you? Does anyone? Okay, does anyone who isn't a crazy person? You can play BioShock iOS with a gamepad. But will anyone?
In terms of nuts and bolts, BioShock iOS doesn't have any of the extra downloadable content that the console/PC version has. It requires a newer iOS device -- iPad Air, iPad Mini 2, iPad 4, iPhone 5S, iPhone 5C or iPhone 5 -- and straight up won't run on earlier devices (says 2K). It'll arrive sometime this summer at an unknown, "premium" price.
I am pretty stoked about this. Bioshock is one of my favorite game series (I am even a fan of the second one), and I'll probably end up buying this when it comes out if it isn't too much money.
*steals iphone*
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« on: August 05, 2014, 02:22:52 PM »
Not with human technology. I do not see us even colonizing Mars for another 200 years or so. People are selfish and care only about money, not advancing our species.
If we were to make contact with an alien species, it would have to be because they came across our planet and initiated the contact.
We could do it in less than 50 if the guys at the top weren't so greedy and the guys at the bottom weren't so fucking docile about it.
I agree, we certainly have the means to do it. Humans can accomplish so much when working together, yet we choose to continue using every means possible to divide ourselves as a species and hate each other. It is incredibly sad to see, but the majority of people in our society seem to be content with their lazy, bullshit lives they are living.
Save the cheerleader, save the world.
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« on: August 05, 2014, 02:20:07 PM »
Are you the Prince of the dick in your butt?
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« on: August 05, 2014, 02:14:25 PM »
icwutudidthar
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« on: August 05, 2014, 02:05:13 PM »
already have
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« on: August 05, 2014, 01:50:11 PM »
Whoathat'sspam
OCD Powers Activate
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« on: August 05, 2014, 01:47:48 PM »
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« on: August 05, 2014, 01:46:26 PM »
Was there ever a National Socialists group?
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« on: August 05, 2014, 01:45:11 PM »
Blame the French for fucking up the English language.
Sure thing pal.
Everyone else is dumb. That's totally a fucking apple that looks like a pine cone, so it's a pineapple!
holy fucking shit, you're right
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« on: August 05, 2014, 01:44:02 PM »
"How I fucked your mother"
Fixed
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« on: August 05, 2014, 01:43:30 PM »
Is it wrong to call black people the n word? Or is their fault for being offended not your's for speaking freely?
Not at all. People shouldn't be so sensitive.
Have you ever called a nigger, nigger to their face?
Yeah, and I call my black friends (and all my friends) niggas, as well.
Do you think that is acceptable behavior as a white person?
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