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« on: August 09, 2014, 11:55:18 PM »
If I join this all you're going to see is the space between my dick and asshole. You down?
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« on: August 09, 2014, 11:54:44 PM »
Going to download that movie right now
proof:
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« on: August 09, 2014, 11:49:21 PM »
Can I haz as an option?
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« on: August 09, 2014, 11:46:46 PM »
2014 Impala pwnt: Some bitch backed into her in a parking lot: Spoiler btw she opted out of the insurance...LULZ
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« on: August 09, 2014, 11:41:37 PM »
He was lying anyway; there's only 5 people in there and nobody is talking.
The hype never matches reality
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« on: August 09, 2014, 11:41:02 PM »
Going to download that movie right now
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« on: August 09, 2014, 11:40:38 PM »
No he's an overactor whom I love.
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« on: August 09, 2014, 11:39:18 PM »
tbh I'm ok with missing it
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« on: August 09, 2014, 11:36:14 PM »
....... Oh my god....
:0
YOU FOUND HIM!!!
There can only be one.
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« on: August 09, 2014, 11:35:48 PM »
ARE THEY ACCEPTED HERE?
not a fan
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« on: August 09, 2014, 11:30:50 PM »
The critics bash on like Kim Kardashians ass
What could a critic possibly say that is negative about Space Jam? It was groundbreaking.
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« on: August 09, 2014, 11:19:32 PM »
How dare you people  . Fucking Space Jam!
Everyone loves space jam, move on
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« on: August 09, 2014, 11:19:13 PM »
I read it,
I never read anything longer than 5 lines,
I need to be checked.
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« on: August 09, 2014, 11:05:00 PM »
What's your favorite part of a cow?
Picture for reference:
I would personally take tongue over any other cut of beef. It's soooo tender.
Ass man myself
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« on: August 09, 2014, 11:03:18 PM »
Next up:
The Sklar Brothers
Looks like this is going to be a long night of standup
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« on: August 09, 2014, 10:59:56 PM »
George Carlin and Bo Burnham are two of my favorites.
Carlin was a genius.
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« on: August 09, 2014, 10:58:54 PM »
Love, balance and the pursuit of happiness.
That's basically what I said.
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« on: August 09, 2014, 10:58:30 PM »
Or maybe the time machine was real and he's just been using it to jump through time!
This forum has blown my mind 3 times in one night, I can't handle too much more of this shit.
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« on: August 09, 2014, 10:57:58 PM »
Who's your favorite stand up comedians? "If you wear a turtle neck and backpack its like a weak midget trying to bring you down."
--Mitch Hedberg
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« on: August 09, 2014, 10:56:39 PM »
I think I found one guys!
knew it, when I saw Bill & Teds, fucking knew it
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« on: August 09, 2014, 10:55:26 PM »
t4r.
For me, just to keep satisfaction.
Drugs Money for drugs Women who have sex for my drugs/money
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« on: August 09, 2014, 10:54:38 PM »
HES RIGHT!!! OMG everything thinks he's a crazy douchebag, but WE are the ancient aliens....fuck...fuck...he's right.
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« on: August 09, 2014, 10:46:11 PM »
Wanna hear something else that's interesting? Let's say, for all intents and purposes, as a species, we survive for another 10,000 to 20,000 thousand years. And, apes as we know them today do as well.
What if, one day, apes reach a level of intelligence and perspective that we once did through evolution, except that the planet is theirs now, and we are long gone to the stars beyond, and on the offchance, we return to our old homeworld, that first little cradle, and we make what these evolved primates can only assume is their very first contact with an alien species? Because after 20,000 years, we won't be the same as we are now, and the rigors of space and other worlds may change us as well.
In fact, what if alien life has that potential? It expands, makes empires, and collapses, as all life does, and their homeworld is lost to time, until one day they rediscover it, and a new species lives on it as they once did? What if some alien encounters aren't so alien? More of a, "hey little bro, sorry we were dicks to you in the early years."
WHOA
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« on: August 09, 2014, 10:45:32 PM »
Hairless? We have a ton of hair that covers most of our body, it's just thin and short.
ewww
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« on: August 09, 2014, 10:07:01 PM »
Also, Cabin in the Woods. One of my favorite movies, but I've heard a bunch of people hating on it (both online and in real life).
Also, a good movie, regardless what douchebag critics say
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« on: August 09, 2014, 09:37:49 PM »
Chronicles of Riddick.
Samesies
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« on: August 09, 2014, 09:37:24 PM »
Cloverfield.
I enjoyed this as well, most of these moves i'm seeing i like D:
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« on: August 09, 2014, 09:36:54 PM »
I feel like no one likes Into the Wild. It's my favorite movie of all time.
I liked
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« on: August 09, 2014, 09:30:31 PM »
Cooooooooooooookiiiiiieeeeee?
If you please 
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