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Messages - Crouton
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« on: August 18, 2014, 02:45:07 PM »
If everything goes as planned, we will be changing hosts (hopefully for the last time) this Monday, early in the morning for those of you living in 'Murca. When this is happening, the forum will be unreachable as the IP addresses change. I'm hoping that the process doesn't take long, but IP propagation can take anywhere from a few hours to a day or two.
While the site is down you can get in touch with me and other members on the Bungie.net group or the emergency offsite, if you have the URL.
NOTE: When the site comes back online, you may have to hard refresh your browser and dump your DNS cache in order to view the forums.
x_o //test
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« on: August 15, 2014, 08:20:55 PM »
nids are NPC only.
jinxlol
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« on: August 15, 2014, 08:20:18 PM »
No tau?
f00k
prolly orkz or 'nids.
'nids are npc only
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« on: August 15, 2014, 05:49:03 PM »
It's not about love, it's not about happiness. It's about what you bring to the table. People don't care about how pure your heart is, or how much money you give to charity. They care about what you can do for them. Anyone who tries to 'fight the system' is a fool. It's about working in the system. People are selfish, sure. But that's not our fault; it's how we're wired. And nothing can change that. "Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you, go home and play with your kids."
Who agrees with this simple idea?
I was dissapointed
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« on: August 15, 2014, 05:47:57 PM »
No Kinect? That thing is way more useful than I ever thought it could be.
yeah i love yelling at my xbox
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« on: August 15, 2014, 08:49:43 AM »
Our current host is kind of sucking dicks, lately. They didn't tell me there was a database size limit of 1MB, and so when the error log for the forum made the database too large, it cut us off.
I've dumped and disabled the error logging temporarily while I work on getting a new host set up.
Aint no limit on crazy bread on Google Cloud*
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« on: August 11, 2014, 10:13:15 PM »
All I want is some intensity in my life:
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« on: August 11, 2014, 10:08:08 PM »
If I could translate 3 months worth of CPU cycles into a fraction of a penny per minute I would come out so far ahead.
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« on: August 11, 2014, 10:07:15 PM »
Do you have an iPod, iPhone, iPad, or android phone?
If I said not right now, would you judge me Cheat, would you?
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« on: August 11, 2014, 10:06:57 PM »
Original question was resolved, new thread is about making $$$
Write Google a letter, made me $500 in 2 hours LULZ
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« on: August 11, 2014, 10:06:09 PM »
Deej did
I'm so new to b.net, and relatively inactive thanks to SEP7AGON, that I haven't grown to like, dislike, or otherwise loathe this individual. The most i've interacted with him is reading the newsletters lulz. Bearing in mind, I would absoltely target him just for arbitrary lulz^131487+/- <is about how many calls I could process in 3 months nonstop.
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« on: August 11, 2014, 10:02:36 PM »
I haven't cried since I don't know when, but I'm trying to avoid thinking about this too much right now because I don't want today to be that day  Haven't slept in 3ish days, I'm sure I could snap into a slobbering woman with enough dwelling. /leaves
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« on: August 11, 2014, 07:24:35 PM »
I'm bored and want to see how creative I can be.
Make a character and I will come up with a story for you based on your character. Make it whatever you want, it just cant be invincible. If it is invincible it has to have some weakness, like kryptonite is for superman.
All Characters will be put in the OP
I_IRONMAN_I: Tony Stark. This does not need to be explained.
Sprungli: Sir Titsalot. Burmese, can levitate, and has a plasma sword
Yutaka: Bill. Time traveling wizard with a pie obsession. (Could he be the next doctor?)
Vien: Vien. A sangheili that kills people with it's throbbing vienis.
Ktan Dantaktee: Plasmeteus. Control of all types of energy, more strength than the average man, regenerates like he's playing COD, and wears a trenchcoat.
Avatar Korra: Avatar Korra. I don't know anything about this person
This is now closed to new people until I get a game master. theses characters will get their stories from me
I will read this because you didn't write in caps, I don't ever read anything longer than 2-3 lines!
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« on: August 11, 2014, 07:23:20 PM »
PostCount = 800
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« on: August 11, 2014, 07:22:08 PM »
Safari.
Black people don't know how to use the internet, go troll somewhere else.
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« on: August 11, 2014, 07:20:28 PM »
Can you give me some reasons why Dolphin is superior?
It's streamlined compared to chrome, but with that you lose fancy functionality that you probably wouldn't even know you are missing if you aren't a web developer/connoisseur of subtle CSS3 effects.
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« on: August 11, 2014, 07:16:23 PM »
Definitely.
BUT mobile chrome natively supports Polymer, which is worth the trade anyday imo
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« on: August 11, 2014, 07:12:16 PM »
Ok, I'm going to stand up the max # of vms per hour and have each one send a prank call to a single target for 90 days
Loop {
Stand up 200 VMs
Loop until 90 days {
Prank Call
Destroy VM
Replace VM
}
Who pissed you off lately? lulz
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« on: August 11, 2014, 07:08:18 PM »
No, you're thinking of K-Meleon.
Seriously though, Firefox was open source sheek before Google hit puberty.
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« on: August 11, 2014, 07:07:24 PM »
That's affirmative, if you have any ideas how to best accomplish this I'm open.
I was considering mining bitcoins, but even with google's cloud at my disposal the amount of time it would take to mine a single blockchain is about a yearlol
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« on: August 11, 2014, 07:06:05 PM »
Firefox.
Firefox is the hipster of web browsers
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« on: August 11, 2014, 07:05:25 PM »
It's me, what do you think?
You're a girl! See I remembered, even though I've evaded sleep still.
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« on: August 11, 2014, 07:04:33 PM »
So your job is to run their cloud servers into the ground and strain them as much as possible?
That's affirmative, if you have any ideas how to best accomplish this I'm open.
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« on: August 11, 2014, 07:03:32 PM »
Google Chrome user reporting in.
Chrome Canary cuz yellow
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« on: August 11, 2014, 06:57:00 PM »
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« on: August 11, 2014, 06:25:11 PM »
Google payed you?
For what?
I wrote them an email this morning asking to discuss a potential partnership in their cloud services, and they called like 2 hours later to chat. At the end of the call the dude was like, I'm going to give you a $500 credit that you have 3 months to use so you can really try the services out. To give you an idea, right now It's tough to spend $10 a month developing 5 days a week on their platform. I'm going to have to launch an army of virtual machines to spend $500 in 3 months. A single VM can cost $0.017 per HOUR of use, lol, and if you use any service for at least 70% of any month you get up to 40% off the overall cost. They're challenging me to break the cloud..
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« on: August 11, 2014, 06:16:10 PM »
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« on: August 11, 2014, 06:01:51 PM »
I have no idea what that means.
You're cordially invited to join Months Behind for Xbox One #Destiny raiding bliss, give or take.
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« on: August 11, 2014, 02:16:00 PM »
I was remembering a girlfriend from Florida I had in 1995. She gave head so good that I actually passed out when I jizzed.
So, has anyone had sex that was so good you blacked out?
19y/o pussy + heroin = blackout everytime.
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