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The Flood / And the answer is...
« on: January 15, 2015, 11:28:10 PM »

A jigglypuff seen from above.

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It had to be Hungry Howies.  That bitch has been acting very suspicious lately.  He must be trying to discredit me.

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The Flood / Hungry Howies, let's put our differences aside.
« on: January 12, 2015, 06:01:25 PM »
And beat the living fuck out of Pizza Hut for being such a cunt.

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But I'm also the most gangster motherfucker around, just saying.

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The Flood / Hey guys, I'm open for business.
« on: January 12, 2015, 10:35:08 AM »
Go buy one of my pizzas.

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The Flood / Guys, I need some help.
« on: January 11, 2015, 08:43:48 PM »
I can't find Peyton.  He was supposed to join me in this new commercial shoot where we throw a fake kitten like a football back and forth at each other.  Any idea where he is?

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The Flood / You wanna know why they call me Papa Johns?
« on: January 11, 2015, 07:40:48 PM »
Because I'm your fucking daddy.

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The Flood / I'm like the Billy Mays of pizza.
« on: January 11, 2015, 02:29:18 PM »
Just not dead.

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