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Messages - ａｄｕｂａｔｏ
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« on: February 21, 2016, 10:19:31 PM »
What's my number I'm on mobile?
179, mareep 
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« on: February 21, 2016, 10:15:07 PM »
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« on: February 21, 2016, 11:56:20 AM »
lick a wiener lofe
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« on: February 18, 2016, 10:33:10 AM »
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« on: February 15, 2016, 02:11:07 PM »
beat it kid, there's nothing but trash here. you deserve better.
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« on: February 13, 2016, 12:45:58 PM »
heat
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« on: February 12, 2016, 06:11:54 PM »
mammy
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« on: February 12, 2016, 02:40:19 PM »
gone home
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« on: February 08, 2016, 10:07:52 AM »
don't
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« on: February 08, 2016, 09:42:50 AM »
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« on: February 08, 2016, 12:09:29 AM »
Did you know that if you move the B in Super Bowl, it looks like SuperB owl, which sounds like you are saying Superb Owl, and furthermore since this is the 50th Super Bowl to take place, and also because the roman numeral for 50 is in fact the letter L, the term Super Bowl that we have all come to know and love can be transformed to read "Superb Owl L". Thank you
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« on: February 07, 2016, 03:05:01 PM »
woah that's so weird, i find attractive women to be attractive too
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« on: February 07, 2016, 02:40:48 PM »
i'd switch over to this completely but i'm worried my poops would all be water
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« on: February 07, 2016, 02:35:15 PM »
all of the above
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« on: February 06, 2016, 11:18:15 PM »
Kupo is my current love interest
this tbqh
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« on: February 06, 2016, 12:59:39 PM »
gin
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« on: February 05, 2016, 11:01:08 PM »
why ender why
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« on: February 05, 2016, 09:56:41 PM »
i agree
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« on: February 05, 2016, 09:27:37 PM »
i was born
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« on: February 05, 2016, 01:57:12 PM »
first
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« on: February 05, 2016, 01:55:59 PM »
We adopted a baby jesus only a few months ago and it has already grown accustomed to our butt holes. Normally it takes close to a year before a baby jesus will go fully inside of its owner’s rectum, but ours can do it on command. Mary—my current wife who has sausage-colored hair and a tattoo of a famous basketball player on her right eyeball — calls it a super baby jesus because of this.
But the ad in the newspaper said nothing about him having super powers at all. I don’t think he would have been given away for free if he did. Super baby jesuses are worth a fortune! The ad was placed by an elderly couple giving away a litter of baby jesuses to anyone who could provide them with a good home. And when they said “a good home” all they really meant was they didn’t want to give them to anyone who would stick them in their butts. But that was no surprise to us. We were well aware that most older members of the community believe it is socially unacceptable to use the baby jesus as a butt plug. They always shout “Jesus is the son of God, not an anal probe!” to people at the adult shops downtown. We decided not to buy a baby jesus at an adult shop. They charge way too much and it can be quite embarrassing to walk out of the store holding a wiggle-crying baby jesus in your arms, trying to keep it quiet inside of its plastic bag. Everyone stares at you in disgust, their mouths dropped open in shock and their eyebrows curled in anger. They know what you’re up to. They know you’re planning on taking the baby of God home to put him in your butt. That’s why most people get them through baby jesus breeders. It’s cheaper and more private.
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« on: February 03, 2016, 07:48:39 PM »
You wake up, as if your eyes ever actually closed. The pavement is familiar, you've laid here for days. Weeks ago you saw all your twin brothers being bought for children with smiles on their faces, to be played with, to have a home, to be loved, even for a little while. You were bought as a joke. They were drunk and laughed at you, they took your tiny helpless plastic body out of the store and threw you on the ground. You were spared destruction by complete happenstance. You've had nothing to do for days. You don't speak, you don't blink, all you have is the lie of a smile, and a piercing shriek on the inside. You're not like the rest, you want to say. I was only born this way, i didn't choose what I am. it doesn't matter- they only see your putrid yellow skin, your sad overalls, your broken little eyes. They know what you represent and that's enough for them. You've never even seen Despicable Me. What is this that I am that they hate me for? you might wonder. It's a shame you'll never know that you're a little toy that could've brought some infant happiness. It's a shame that so shortly after you were created you were abandoned. It's a shame that your design is an affront to all that is decent and good in the world, and people use your face to push their horrific, shitty agendas, or embarrasingly attempt to make their grandkids smile. You were good enough for the youngest, but a travesty in the hands of adults. You await the sweet embrace of death, and only hope it comes soon. Dude, fuck minions.
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« on: February 03, 2016, 07:43:59 PM »
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« on: February 03, 2016, 06:07:09 PM »
3 beans please
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« on: February 01, 2016, 09:56:23 AM »
shrek 5
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« on: February 01, 2016, 09:30:21 AM »
at least i'm safe inside my mind
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« on: January 31, 2016, 05:38:47 PM »
wow ok
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« on: January 31, 2016, 01:35:56 PM »
If your name on Bnet differs from here or if you don't have the plate, lemme know. If you posted in the thread on the 30th and weren't obnoxious, you can get in on this (mods can't because of layout reasons).
put the nameplates in the bag and no one gets hurt
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« on: January 30, 2016, 10:18:36 PM »
make mine please
What do you want on it?
effects, ARG/RT, quote.
arg: 0 rt: 30
likes every post in a thread, amplifying it's power tenfold
"oh!"
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« on: January 30, 2016, 09:50:50 PM »
make mine please
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