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The Flood / Re: If robot bodies were invented, would you get one?
« on: February 16, 2016, 06:47:05 AM »
Probably as I got older and my body got worse. As of right now? Nope, my body is in good condition.

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The Flood / Re: The cheeky bastard! [MESSI thread]
« on: February 15, 2016, 04:55:39 PM »

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The Flood / Re: The cheeky bastard! [MESSI thread]
« on: February 15, 2016, 02:57:23 PM »
LOCK REQUESTED
BAN THIS SICK FILTH
SHIELD YOUR CHILDREN

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The Flood / Re: o spartain ken is an idiot
« on: February 15, 2016, 01:29:26 PM »
Ken looked at Achronos in the eyes and said "I will do anything! ANYTHING, to please you." Achronos scratched his chin and looked down at Ken and said
"Suck my dick and I'll make you my personal slave boy." "Yes master!" said Ken, and he unzipped Achronos' pants and pulled them down.

Ken pulled down Achronos' underwear and placed the overlord's throbbing banhammer into his mouth and sucked. Achronos quivered with pleasure and said
"Yes....suck it hard ken! My seed will give you ninja powers!" Ken sucked harder and harder. 2 hours later,
Achronos yelled with a crazed fury as his banhammer exploded inside of Spartain Ken's mouth and all over his face.

Ken eagerly swallowed Achronos' seed and licked his lips. He looked up at the overlord and said "Thank you master!"

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The Flood / Re: Bread Thread
« on: February 14, 2016, 02:05:06 PM »
home made bread is literally goat tier.

slice bread from shops tastes like shit to me now. go home made or go home.

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The Flood / Re: oh god how do the people of the uk tolerate this
« on: February 13, 2016, 08:48:13 AM »
um

over here we call those assault weapons
you guys don't need any freedom bombs dropped over there, do you?
maybe in the north
fucking come up north and say that.

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Gaming / Re: Any Britbongs want a Mew code?
« on: February 13, 2016, 07:58:41 AM »
Thanks man, I appreciate it. Definitely hanging on to it as I might not be able to get my own due to these contests always being a pain in Europe. Cheers. :)


If you can't get any of the other events just let me know, I plan on getting all of them this year so I can pick you up a spare each time.
do they give you two codes if you have omega ruby and alpha sapphire?
Just ask for 2. I went in and the guy asked me how many I wanted, and I said 3.

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The Flood / Re: This bitch got fat
« on: February 12, 2016, 01:14:11 PM »
She's not fat. She's just put on a bit of weight. jeez.

Putting on a bit of weight = getting fat
=/= fat

Well that weight on her arms sure as hell ain't muscle.
i know, it's fat. but as I said, that doesn't make her fat.

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The Flood / Re: This bitch got fat
« on: February 12, 2016, 12:39:43 PM »
She's not fat. She's just put on a bit of weight. jeez.

Putting on a bit of weight = getting fat
=/= fat

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The Flood / Re: America should have supported the IRA
« on: February 12, 2016, 10:53:56 AM »
i thought everyone in America was Irish anyway?

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The Flood / Re: what pokemon is this
« on: February 12, 2016, 10:53:12 AM »
i'm pretty sure that's a mantis from solid snake the video game.

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The Flood / Re: This bitch got fat
« on: February 12, 2016, 10:25:41 AM »
She's not fat. She's just put on a bit of weight. jeez.

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Gaming / Re: Any Britbongs want a Mew code?
« on: February 12, 2016, 09:37:33 AM »
Thanks man, I appreciate it. Definitely hanging on to it as I might not be able to get my own due to these contests always being a pain in Europe. Cheers. :)


If you can't get any of the other events just let me know, I plan on getting all of them this year so I can pick you up a spare each time.

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๐ŸšซERROR!๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ’ฏTrue๐Ÿ’ฏ Daddies are irreplaceable ๐Ÿ’–I could never delete you Daddy!๐Ÿ’– Send this to ten other ๐Ÿ‘ชDaddies๐Ÿ‘ช who give you ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies๐Ÿ’ฆ Or never get called โ˜๏ธsquishyโ˜๏ธ againโŒโŒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌโŒโŒ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ฟ 3 back: you're squishyโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ’ฆ 10+ back: Daddy๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…
GOD THESE MEMES FRESH AS FUCK

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The Flood / Re: Coffee
« on: February 11, 2016, 01:46:17 PM »
Never had it, mainly because I don't want to become dependent on it to wake up.

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Gaming / Re: Any Britbongs want a Mew code?
« on: February 11, 2016, 01:34:19 PM »

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Gaming / Any Britbongs want a Mew code?
« on: February 11, 2016, 01:16:45 PM »
I've got 2 spare. Might work for EU, no promises.

Edit: All gone.

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Gaming / Re: After 5 YEARS of trying I FINALLY caught a Shiny Rayquaza
« on: February 09, 2016, 05:13:52 PM »
Shiny Giratina in Diamond. I was pretty hyped when I found it.

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The Flood / Re: Who is the Edge Lord?
« on: February 09, 2016, 05:12:22 PM »
verb

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The Flood / Re: Verbatim get a downvote on imgur and be like
« on: February 09, 2016, 02:33:52 PM »
verb be like ๐Ÿ‘บ 24/7

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The Flood / Re: What book are you reading currently?
« on: February 09, 2016, 07:33:04 AM »
A Game of Thrones. Only got about 170 pages left. Really good book.
same fam. but closer to 200 pages left.

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The Flood / Re: Going out with a 5'8" blonde
« on: February 08, 2016, 01:15:29 PM »
"She doesn't want to see me anymore.

She says the way I touched her while she was asleep is creepy, and then she called the police.

Turns out she was 16 too, so I could be looking at some jail time."

-Roman, within the next day or two
i can assure you she's 23, officer.

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The Flood / Re: Small time Youtube artist
« on: February 08, 2016, 01:14:28 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Going out with a 5'8" blonde
« on: February 08, 2016, 01:01:24 PM »
just wanted to be part of this thread

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The Flood / Re: Women with big jaws are LIFE
« on: February 07, 2016, 04:01:01 PM »
yes we know you like men jive.

i'm still impressed you're not aware of it given all your chad and women with manly features threads.

I'm predicting you're next thread will be "Women with big cocks are LIFE"

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The Flood / Re: Dying my Hair in 3 Hours
« on: February 07, 2016, 03:22:21 PM »
What colour?
Will it actually suit you are you going for the fuck my shit up vibe?

Box says a light golden brown, so likely one shade darker than what I currently have.
Well it's not neon pink so good job. Are you going from dark blonde to light brown then?

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The Flood / Re: Dying my Hair in 3 Hours
« on: February 07, 2016, 03:15:36 PM »
What colour?
Will it actually suit you are you going for the fuck my shit up vibe?

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The Flood / Re: So I met Josh McCown today.
« on: February 07, 2016, 03:00:15 PM »
My dream is to invade the pitch and give MESSI a hug.
i can't wait to see you in the news.

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The Flood / Re: Post your current love interest
« on: February 07, 2016, 05:59:17 AM »
weebs please all die painfully right now.

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The Flood / Re: You guys need anything encrypted?
« on: February 06, 2016, 11:32:07 AM »
but what if they have the key?
then they can decrypt. no one has it. you'd need a bunch of numbers to decrypt it, some very large.

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