A conspiracy theory that spiraled out of control.

The general consensus on here seems to be "something's fishy", which is fine, but the hardcore conspiracy theorists are ugh.

Basically, some of the emails from wikileaks detail some odd connections between John Podesta and a theme of pizza. The Podestas are also into some really fuckin' weird avante garde art. A ping-pong pizza place is run by a man formerly convicted of sexual intent with a minor or something like that and is often payed to work at the whitehouse.

So going through a bunch of weird logical loops and self-confirmation biases, a bunch of nutjobs on the internet have convinced themselves that the entire DNC is run by pedophiles - all the way up to Barack Obama - who have satanic ritual dinners where they rape and eat children. The pizza place is a front for a child pedophile ring where they all go to pick up their underage rape victims and the fact that everyone tells them to shut up for being idiots just means they're right and the government is trying to silence them.

Good

A socialistic shift of the western governments would be prime time

>Gateway drug
>Leads to laziness
>Kills braincells faster
>Smells
>Causes brain damage if used on a developing brain
>Can get a second-hand high

Yeah, no. Last thing I want is to get slightly buzzed cuz some pothead decides to smoke-up a room. At least with cigs, it's just smoke and that shit can clear out easily.

>Slippery slope argument
>It's mentally addictive, not physically. It doesn't inherently lead to laziness any more than reading books, watching movies, or playing video games does.
>Literal nonsense
>Literally who gives a heck? It's not like people are gonna be blowing their hits into your face at the movies.
>"Brain damage" is a bit severe. Also, so does alcohol. Just limit it by age like every other federally regulated substance.
>Boi, you'd have to be sitting inside a hotboxed car to get a "second hand high" from someone smoking weed. Some dude smoking a joint on the other end of the room away from you will literally do nothing.

If anyone voted for a sleazy billionaire on the basis that he was "anti-wall-street" or "anti-government' then I just dunno what to tell 'em at that point.

Hey-o, faggots. It's me.

What are this board's thoughts on the fuckin' stupid-ass meme that is pizzagate?

Do you recognize it for the meme it is, or do you think the entire DNC is comprised of satanic child raping cannibals?

I mean, this place is basically /pol/ lite

For all the shit I give Bungle about being terrible with arguments, I wouldn't even begin to try and actually convince anyone here

It's an exercise in futility

Trolling?

God, no. I'm shitposting.

There's world of difference

Because, while I'm doing it to piss people off, it's not like I disagree with what I'm saying

Oh, you mean like how states such as Texas tried to secede after Obama's reelection?

You mean like the threats from the alt right about an armed revolution if Clinton won?

You mean like the white supremacists and racists assaulting Muslims and LGBT people?

You mean like people on the right shouting at left-leaning folk for being THE REEEEAL racists and saying how it's their fault for being such big meanies and that's why Trump won?

No, I guess it's just those crazy lefties.

Don't you twist my words you trapfucker

I didn't know they were endocrinologists

HO HO some fucking spicy humor there

Also I love the double standard in alt righty think

"Black thugs are LITERALLY beating up trump supporters every day and that's why he won."

"What? A muslim/woman/LGBT person was threatened by a white supremacist? Lmao like that could ever happen. Get a LIFE you big dumb idiot."

"Both sides are just as toxic as the other, and I'm honestly annoyed at it."

Pfsch

le whoreshoo

Don't forget the president who thinks global warming is a chinese hoax and the VP who wants to shock the gay out of kids

Eh, I didn't check