I had a dream Cell was going to literally ass rape me, but I jumped out my window and ran off.

I typically watch them before I buy something and if I cannot find a full description of what's included or only vague descriptions and I actually want to see what the stuff looks like.

big if true

Its the feeling of unboxing a new product, without having to pay for a new product.

It started out with me discovering an underground cave thingy behind an IKEA.  Was looking for some cool hidden tree house or something built by kids that I somehow knew was supposed to be there. Instead I found the cave. The entrance was like a pipe barely enough to squeeze through. It was filled with water and there was a group of dolphin people there. They were human, but could essentially transform into dolphins Animorphs style, except instead of actually transforming their bodies these highly advanced wetsuit appeared on their bodies when they wanted to transform (they didn't have to put them on manually, just dive into the water and poof). The suits didn't have oxygen  tubes but somehow increased your lung capacity so you could hold your breath longer.

So I became a part of their group and as it turned out there were more rooms in the cave, all suited to dolphin people needs. There were a race track room where the race tracks were waterways, and there was an underground vegan supermarket. So not only was there this secret society of furry dolphin fetishists, they were all vegan apparently.

So I started frequenting this place, because who doesn't wanna have the ability to be a dolphin (kinda). I loved doing jumps out of the water and shit. Once you had entered the cave at the IKEA location it became some non-euclidean shit and there were other exits in locations that didn't make sense as they weren't anywhere near the IKEA. All the entrances worked the same as well, you had to be in “dolphin form” to go through them as they were really tight and you had to streamline yourself. Security measure to stop any non-dolphin people ti enter I guess. Near the race track room and the vegan supermarket there was opening to the ocean, and apparently one of the human dolphin girls had a real dolphin mother (I know, wtf right). So they swam around for a bit outside and I joined them.

This was were I discovered that when you were in dolphin form (aka had the wetsuit on) you could actually sorta speak with real dolphins. I wanted to show all the cool stuff inside to the dolphin mother but apparently she was either not allowed inside or all the rooms were full somehow. The details were a bit fuzzy as dreams can be.

As the dream went on the location changed from this collection of underground rooms to a floating series of platforms in a void, with all kinds of exciting restaurants and F-zero style racing tracks. Here there were mostly normal people and only a few dolphins. Basically the dream went off track and I had to escape some person by using any body of water around, aquariums and decorative water streams alike.



Then I had some other dream involving an elevator to hell.

TL,DR: I discovered a hidden society of vegan dolphin shape shifting people, joined them, and went in a bunch of adventures including chatting with a real dolphin MILF.

Quote from: 🇻🇪🇱🇴🇽 on February 22, 2017, 09:15:10 AM

Depicting oppression doesn't necessarily equal promoting oppression. Are movies and books depicting slavery automatically  racist to black people?

It has to do with how its depicted and how maturely the medium handles it. No one would watch Requiem for a Dream and say it's pro-drug abuse. You might find a couple idiots who think the Wolf of Wall Street promotes drug abuse, because it handles it a little more ambiguously. Then there's movies like Project X, where the movie is basically a commercial for hedonism--it's hard to watch that movie and say it's trying to spread some kind of deeper "hey kids, this is actually bad" message.

I realize that. I'm saying depicting it doesn't automatically mean promoting it, though it's not impossible either of course.

yes you are

and yeah I recognize fatherlynick

Quote from: 🇻🇪🇱🇴🇽 on February 16, 2017, 04:15:20 AM

Quote from: Aether on February 15, 2017, 11:12:59 PM

Sketched the last one I did in photoshop to refine the proportions. Being able to flip the image really exposed all the mistakes. It's nuts how you can suddenly see them so well after doing it. Painting is difficult as hell though. I really need to gain more experience with it.

tbh the default brushes in Photoshop are pretty shit, I can send you the brush packs I use if you want.

Sure, but I'm not using default brushes. I just haven't found the right ones for painting the face among the dozens I've downloaded.

Aight, check your inbox. I've sent you a dropbox link.

Quote from: Ashtray on February 15, 2017, 07:59:47 PM

i think everyone is bisexual anyway. most people just haven't met the right combination of primal triggers.

bisexuality is a choice, confirmed?

nah man it just have to be activated lile the x gene and boom you can join the bi-men

Quote from: 🇻🇪🇱🇴🇽 on February 15, 2017, 04:55:55 PM

...are they a booby trap?

then it wouldnt be a trap

you shouldve said hormone replacement therapy

Nice avatar. You'll never save prince Horace. I, King Dragon, will strike you down.

idk I just wanna suck it's dick

that's gonna be difficult if they're post-op I'm afraid

...are they a booby trap?

Nice job, but totally impractical as a real weapon. =]

Not if you live in the Warcraft universe :^)