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901
« on: March 13, 2017, 05:55:02 PM »
St Patrick's Day would be good.
Oh, would you look at the time, that's next week.
r/shittytumblrgifs
Nah, shittytumblrgifs would have been her just mouthing "Why d-".
902
« on: March 12, 2017, 02:40:04 PM »
While I don't think it's a bad movie by any means, Frozen was overblown as fuck. Tangled was better imho
903
« on: March 12, 2017, 08:50:04 AM »
Every time someone asks, it gets pushed back another month.
oh
904
« on: March 11, 2017, 03:49:16 PM »
St Patrick's Day would be good.
Oh, would you look at the time, that's next week.
905
« on: March 11, 2017, 07:31:11 AM »
ain't no spring break in college
906
« on: March 11, 2017, 05:24:11 AM »
Where was the women's day anarchy? Cheat confirmed white male AKA sexist + racist + homophobic + heteronormative + oppressor.
Women's day was on a weekday and anarchy weekends are always on a weekend.
907
« on: March 11, 2017, 05:16:59 AM »
New hero looks cool but I'm shocked it's not Doomfist.
Jeff Kaplan already said the 24th hero isn't who we think it is.
908
« on: March 11, 2017, 05:14:41 AM »
April 1st?
909
« on: March 10, 2017, 05:12:11 PM »
aren't you still underage?
unfortunately not
oh
910
« on: March 10, 2017, 03:10:55 PM »
aren't you still underage?
911
« on: March 10, 2017, 01:06:18 PM »
Hold up I just realized that the vegetarian you killed has lasted you six weeks.
it's lean meat so it doesn't spoil easily
912
« on: March 10, 2017, 01:05:39 PM »
6.5in length 5in circumference
dam we're pretty even
twinning
wanna compare up close?
913
« on: March 09, 2017, 04:52:21 PM »
6.5in length 5in circumference
dam we're pretty even
914
« on: March 09, 2017, 04:51:46 PM »
Nice dude. I've been vegetarian for three hours now.
you made the same joke the last time you know
yes, yes I did Venezuelalox.
good on you Damerican Samoa Boliviaot x2
915
« on: March 09, 2017, 02:30:29 PM »
oh, im actually a little over 2 weeks into a vegetarian diet out of a month. its been a bit hell since im missing chicken on the daily. hows it going for you?
Fairly good. I miss chicken too, and salmon. I discovered this soybean based protein called "Oumph!", it's kind of like chicken. I think it's only on the Swedish market though. http://oumph.se/en/
916
« on: March 09, 2017, 02:25:57 PM »
Nice dude. I've been vegetarian for three hours now.
you made the same joke the last time you know
917
« on: March 09, 2017, 01:52:36 PM »
bout 6.5" in length and 5.5" in circumference
918
« on: March 09, 2017, 01:49:07 PM »
I need to switch back to bird feed soon. I went at it for a while I was a full vegan for like over a year but I became stick thing and developed acute headaches so when I saw a doctor he said I should stop.
Bird feed? Where you eating sunflower seeds or what
919
« on: March 09, 2017, 11:47:51 AM »
Hard to believe it's been six weeks since you died.
I know right, I should write a book about the afterlife.
920
« on: March 09, 2017, 11:06:46 AM »
No?
That depends. You chicken?
Aw man you missed the reference
921
« on: March 09, 2017, 11:01:39 AM »
Is that a bad thing?
You look like Michael J. Fox.
That depends. You chicken?
922
« on: March 09, 2017, 11:01:06 AM »
I wonder when I'll be comfortable just calling myself vegetarian instead of saying I'm eating vegetarian food.
923
« on: March 09, 2017, 10:58:58 AM »
As I said, I have a grumpy/angry look even when I'm neutral. Behold and be warned, the ugly warlock face of Ian!
You look like Michael J. Fox.
924
« on: March 07, 2017, 06:10:05 AM »
925
« on: March 04, 2017, 06:52:44 AM »
I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar.
We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now.
How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Nathalie Portman?
She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose,
she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" she protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.
"Teaching, I think."
"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Bermuda," I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
926
« on: March 02, 2017, 03:57:02 PM »
927
« on: March 02, 2017, 03:09:59 PM »
928
« on: March 01, 2017, 02:49:39 AM »
His shell is green
not the same green though
929
« on: February 27, 2017, 03:35:25 PM »
Yeah, this is pretty viny
If Vine were still a thing I'm sure you'd get some action
Thanks man
930
« on: February 27, 2017, 01:24:27 PM »
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