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Gaming / Re: Replace a word from a video game quote with "balls".
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:15:17 AM »
Quote
"I? I am a monument to all your balls."

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The Flood / Re: The Official Flood Spam Thread
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:07:29 AM »
What the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  did you just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ing say about me, you little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) , and I have over 300 confirmed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . I am trained in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  warfare and I’m the top ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  in the entire ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . I will wipe you the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  out with precision the likes of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) , mark my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ing words. You think you can get away with saying that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  to me over the Internet? Think again, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  across the web and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) , ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . The ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) , kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . I will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) , kiddo.

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The Flood / Re: time to make fun of the sonic fandom
« on: September 14, 2014, 01:12:21 AM »
Eh…


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It's not often that a simple news article can change my views dramatically like this.

I'm still pro-choice, but if a fetus at 24 weeks looks like that, the limit needs to be significantly lower.

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The Flood / Re: So who here haven't I pissed off yet?
« on: September 14, 2014, 12:46:41 AM »
You haven't pissed me off.

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The Flood / Re: le lenny face
« on: September 14, 2014, 12:39:33 AM »
Should I post my collection? (⊙ ͜ʖ⊙)

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The Flood / Re: The most weirdest thing you said to a girl.
« on: September 13, 2014, 05:31:33 PM »
"I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux."
Hey, it's what I'm learning about!

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The Flood / Re: help spam density
« on: September 13, 2014, 05:25:42 PM »
It's not a raid, it's a strike.
I would make a joke about telling you to go to #Density, but seeing as how that's what you're planning to do anyway, I'm not going to.

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The Flood / Re: Who wants a PM
« on: September 13, 2014, 05:23:57 PM »
Why would anyone want a picture of that?
Says the Vore Expert?

Vore
Not gore
It's Vore if you think about eating the finger.

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The Flood / Re: help spam density
« on: September 13, 2014, 05:21:53 PM »
Not to be that guy, but planning raids against other forums are in fact not allowed here.

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The Flood / Re: Who wants a PM
« on: September 13, 2014, 05:19:39 PM »
Why would anyone want a picture of that?
Says the Vore Expert?

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Serious / Re: Political compass thread? Political compass thread.
« on: September 13, 2014, 04:53:54 PM »


A bit more centrist than I expected really.
…that's not a test result.

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Septagon / Re: Why can't I embed an image in my signature?
« on: September 13, 2014, 04:50:43 PM »
Would it make threads load slower?
It makes things a bit cleaner here, I think, without the addition of images in signatures. They might impact page load times, yes, since signature capsules are set to a height of 0 instead of a display of 0.
Well, signatures are hidden for the most part, so it wouldn't affect anyone just reading through a thread.
They do pop up when you're giving karma, though, so I can understand the decision.

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Septagon / Why can't I embed an image in my signature?
« on: September 13, 2014, 04:36:09 PM »
Would it make threads load slower?

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Serious / Re: Political compass thread? Political compass thread.
« on: September 13, 2014, 04:23:12 PM »
I don't like that second picture.

You can't call anything anarchist unless it lies literally along the very bottom of the chart.

Anyway, I'll do the test now.

You should add users' results to the OP, too.


Yeah, just like the test itself I'd guess it's at least a tad inaccurate.

Good idea to add to the OP, I'll do that.

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Serious / Political compass thread? Political compass thread.
« on: September 13, 2014, 04:08:55 PM »
http://www.politicalcompass.org/test

As we haven't had one of these on this forum, I'd thought we could.

Some historical political figures placed out on the chart:
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Idelogies mapped out on the chart:
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I'll add posted compasses to the OP.


My result.
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So according to this test, I'm an anarcho-socialist.
I can sort of subscribe to that in an ideological sense, but I don't think that an anarchistic society could function properly in reality.

Results:
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Meta Cognicion:
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Kinder_:
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SuperIrish:
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PSU:
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IcyWind:
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TrussingDoor:
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Trojanlord:
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Yutaka:
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Fedorekd:
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BrenMan 94:
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Soporific Slash:
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Statefarm:
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Mega Sceptile:
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The Flood / Re: no anime in the loge thread
« on: September 13, 2014, 03:40:57 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Welp, I had an interesting day(blog post)
« on: September 13, 2014, 02:18:40 PM »
Dude, when you split, you're not meant to actually split skin.

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The Flood / Re: fucking Japan
« on: September 13, 2014, 01:17:24 PM »

Try the Philippines.

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone seen #Garning lately?
« on: September 13, 2014, 01:13:41 PM »
I was wrong.

Destiny isn't the forum on the Internet with the highest population of autistic betas.
Makes sense, in a way. The people in #­gaming are the ones who can't comprehend the purpose of having subforums.

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone seen #Garning lately?
« on: September 13, 2014, 01:11:57 PM »
I haven't been there in days, but last I checked it was full of Density posts and general stupidity.

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Exercise. You don't have to run marathons every week, but spend about 20-40 minutes everyday moving, at least. Take walks, bike rides, those sort of things.

Oi, mate.

Whose fucking AMA is this?
ey m8 just becos deez buggers ask u the questions doesnt mean others cant answer as well

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How can I get thinner besides not eating? I've plateaued.
Well, you could force yourself to throw up, swallow a tapeworm or just straight up use a butcher's knife on your fat fucking thighs you disgusting, obese cunt.
Noo I don't have fat thighs.  What I mean is that I want a thinner/in shape body, and a fuller face.  I look sickly in my cheeks, and eating isn't doing anything.
Exercise. You don't have to run marathons every week, but spend about 20-40 minutes everyday moving, at least. Take walks, bike rides, those sort of things.

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The Flood / Re: I've just downloaded IOS 8, AMA me anything
« on: September 13, 2014, 12:42:52 PM »
Why do you have an u in your username instead of an ü, as on bnet?

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Gaming / Re: Any of you nerds want to do the heroic strike later?
« on: September 13, 2014, 12:33:29 PM »
I wonder how people are going to do raids later, since raid planning is against the rules ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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The Flood / "Jolene" slowed down.
« on: September 13, 2014, 10:51:59 AM »
Some of you have probably already seen this, since this video gained popularity and was spread around a few months ago, and was uploaded an even longer time ago, in 2010.

But I feel that it is worth sharing anyway. An LP record for Jolene, played at 33 rpm, makes it sound as if the song is performed by a man.

It's an interesting change in both how the song sounds, and of the story of the song.

YouTube


What do you think about it?

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The Flood / This fucking video
« on: September 13, 2014, 09:38:10 AM »
YouTube


It's too perfect.

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The Flood / Re: what happened to Anarchy?
« on: September 13, 2014, 09:36:42 AM »
It's only open during Anarchy Weekends, which will happen every now and then.

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Gaming / Re: How many Steam games do you have?
« on: September 13, 2014, 09:01:26 AM »
Okay, I just redeemed a bunch of codes from the latest Humble Bundle, so now I've got 78.

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The Flood / Re: GIF thread? Yeah GIF thread.
« on: September 13, 2014, 08:46:42 AM »



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