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« on: July 26, 2017, 01:55:30 PM »
i think it would be interesting to see something more candid
class asked if it was a good picture though that kinda implies it's made as flattering as possible
632
« on: July 26, 2017, 06:17:44 AM »
Don't die, okay?
633
« on: July 26, 2017, 01:24:40 AM »
you got this woman a car and she aint even your wife. I get that you love this woman, but dang dude. Dont you got bills to pay or something?
It cut our car payment from $1200 to $450. I could have kept it or let her have it. I let her have it.
ah alright that makes more sense. but you need to do more than a quickie tho.
That's what I said! Sure, we saved a LOT of money. But that should get me more points. Even her friends said it at least earned me anal. And that's HER friends saying it.
maybe you should just fuck her friends
After her ex and what ex mrs charlie pulled, that would be too far. I am a man of honor after all.
It's not cheating if it's filming a porno.
Funny story. When we first started dating, I asked she send me a picture of her puss. At work. She did. iCloud synced it to ALL my and her devices. It took a bit to get all the pics deleted.
Isn't this the plot of a Seth Rogen movie or something?
634
« on: July 25, 2017, 09:10:07 AM »
notice how youre the only one who needs a stupid designated nickname for their significant other
thats a sign you post too much about it
And why the name of the leader of ISIS?
635
« on: July 25, 2017, 08:14:01 AM »
Here was the latest one I just deleted. They're very rarely this short. Click at your own risk.
up the but
636
« on: July 25, 2017, 04:24:59 AM »
Since my credit is shit I got my stepdad to lease it in his name with the title in mine.
Now I'm no expert on personal finance, but isn't this kind of a bad choice?
637
« on: July 25, 2017, 02:30:33 AM »
they want your boipucci
they are welcome to come and take it.
638
« on: July 25, 2017, 01:14:58 AM »
real talk why are they russian bots specifically?
The cyber laws in Russia only pertain to Russian citizens. Russians can fuck with non-Russians all they want and suffer no penalties. That's why most of the malware and scam shit comes from Russia.
dude thats awesome. the US needs laws like that.
The NSA will hire you to troll Russia if you can read and write in Russian.
time to start learning Russian then
I just looked it up. You need to apply on the DIA site
Dentral Intelligence Agency?
639
« on: July 25, 2017, 01:12:17 AM »
Got a true pen and display tablet finally. Not a Wacom, but for 320 bucks this thing is pretty good. Happy with it so far, though I'm still pretty garbage at digital stuff.
Looks pretty good IMHO 
640
« on: July 25, 2017, 01:10:30 AM »
This thread is pretty gay.
Your face is pretty gay.
Where is proof?
641
« on: July 24, 2017, 04:33:29 PM »
 this is prolly good enough right
642
« on: July 24, 2017, 04:24:36 PM »
This thread is pretty gay.
Your face is pretty gay.
643
« on: July 24, 2017, 01:26:51 PM »
644
« on: July 24, 2017, 11:55:06 AM »
 There's several per day, going back to 2014.
645
« on: July 24, 2017, 11:49:39 AM »
 Decided to texture in Substance Painter instead of Photoshop. I have basically no experience with this program but I think I'm beginning to get the hang of it.
646
« on: July 24, 2017, 06:33:11 AM »
Semen is actually considered vegan as it's given willingly.
You'd have to be some sort of retarded as fuck vegan to not eat semen because of "ethical reasons".
I assume you have no problem eating semen?
647
« on: July 24, 2017, 01:53:13 AM »
If you want alcohol that's easy to drink try a fruity (not dry) cider.
I like beers but IMHO the one's that are considered easy to drink are just plain boring, and the interesting one's are definitely an acquired taste as they're more bitter.
There's some beers that aren't bitter but still have actual taste to them, like ginger beer for example.
I've been of (Swedish) legal drinking age for almost four years now and it took me until very recently for a wine that I tried not to taste like shit to me. So wine is definitely not for everyone.
648
« on: July 24, 2017, 01:44:09 AM »
Semen is actually considered vegan as it's given willingly.
What if the dog doesn't consent tho?
Then he's a son of a bitch.
649
« on: July 23, 2017, 04:22:52 PM »
Semen is actually considered vegan as it's given willingly.
650
« on: July 23, 2017, 12:47:05 PM »
why are you doing this to yourself
Doing what? Making a thread? I feel like it.
Continuing to come back to this forum time and time again even though being here clearly upsets you. Your life would probably be much more enjoyable if you didn't.
651
« on: July 23, 2017, 12:29:40 PM »
please stop using that signature
652
« on: July 23, 2017, 12:29:07 PM »
653
« on: July 23, 2017, 11:43:02 AM »
why are you doing this to yourself
654
« on: July 23, 2017, 11:06:34 AM »
I don't typically drink tea in the morning but I do enjoy a cup of earl grey in the afternoon.
655
« on: July 22, 2017, 01:40:38 PM »
Man, fuck people who damage the property of others.
656
« on: July 22, 2017, 08:18:21 AM »
but seriously when did secondclass become loaf
657
« on: July 22, 2017, 07:22:07 AM »
658
« on: July 22, 2017, 05:24:44 AM »
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« on: July 22, 2017, 05:22:02 AM »
Are you a ephebophile now?
660
« on: July 22, 2017, 05:17:50 AM »
So there was this family gathering at my dad's place, except in the dream he lived in a villa instead of an apartment.
For some reason he had these shelves on his driveway, and on the lowest shelf I found a revolver loaded with two bullets.
(note that guns are illegal in Sweden unless you have a hunting license, and even the they must be locked up)
I went over to him with it and asked him why the fuck he had a loaded gun within the reach of children, as my nieces and nephew (his grandkids) where there. "What if (nephew's name) or "niece's name) where to find it and think it's a toy?"
He just said that he had it for self defense and that he had another one in his night stand.
I said that I didn't care that he had guns even though it's illegal,but that having it loaded and on the lowest shelf was hugely irresponsible. I was super pissed with him, and he was angry with me for standing up to him I guess.
(he was way different than he is in real life)
So I took the two bullets out of the revolver and put them both on the highest shelf, and then said to my mother "I don't want to be here anymore, let's go home"
So yeah I basically decided to cut my dream dad out of my life for not following basic gun safety.
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