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The Flood / Re: fuck dude, i got SOOOOOOO sober last night
« on: July 30, 2017, 08:21:06 AM »
You "got" sober? I take it being completely wasted is the norm then

Spoiler
yes I know you're mocking drunk posting
sobriety can reach peaks and troughs tbh

if you're sleep-deprived, i'd hardly call that completely sober, even though you technically are
I'm sorry, what?

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The Flood / Re: DRUNK POAT
« on: July 30, 2017, 08:20:15 AM »
I'm sad because I'm a genetic dead end and the last of my familial line in the US.  Also shipping from Japan is either abysmally slow or freaking expensive.
become a sperm donor

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The Flood / Re: fuck dude, i got SOOOOOOO sober last night
« on: July 30, 2017, 08:18:04 AM »
You "got" sober? I take it being completely wasted is the norm then

Spoiler
yes I know you're mocking drunk posting

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The Flood / Re: rank sep7 members in cuteness
« on: July 30, 2017, 08:15:44 AM »


this pic is from around christmas but whatev

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The Flood / Re: how shitty are you
« on: July 30, 2017, 07:31:52 AM »
You know what, I am so sick of this "community"

You people get on here, with your depressing self-hating bullshit memes, and then when someone like me or Deci tries to get some decent fucking discussion in, what the fuck do you do? You laugh at us, you bring us down, you try to make us feel worthless. When really, the ones who are worthless are YOU fucks. Maybe try to make an original thread for a change? Maybe try to be the ones posting original content, the ones writing stories or creating videos? Because at this rate, you're like the gossiping ladies at a bingo night, spewing shit all over because YOUR lives are filled with polyester and dead air.

What are you going to say to this thread, nothing. You'll laugh and make some disparaging post against me, then let it die and keep posting the same boring bullshit. It's sick, and I am so done.

See you assholes never.

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so far i can pretty much entirely skip the bible belt, which is good, because it's a shit hole.



in the end, it should look something like this. unless other people care to be added.
can I suggest a small detour so you can visit me and desty?



just pop down while you're at it mate
hey potato, can you check in on elegiac and see if he's alive?

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You gotta fight

for your right
to paaaaaaaaarty

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so far i can pretty much entirely skip the bible belt, which is good, because it's a shit hole.



in the end, it should look something like this. unless other people care to be added.
can I suggest a small detour so you can visit me and desty?


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The Flood / Re: You know what, I am so sick of this "community"
« on: July 29, 2017, 05:39:20 AM »
I like to participate in serious discussion every now and then, but whenever there is a thread like that it usually already has like five pages when I get to it, and I'm not gonna read through all of that just to see if my comment will be relevant or not.

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The Flood / Re: Best Starship Enterprise design
« on: July 29, 2017, 05:35:53 AM »
As much as I love TNG my gosh that ship was terrible
Hey yo what the fuck is that thing as your avatar
secondclass

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The Flood / Re: Let's settle this once and for all.
« on: July 28, 2017, 03:52:34 AM »
Day-tah, as in Cmdr Data

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The Flood / Re: Unfun facts
« on: July 28, 2017, 03:51:32 AM »
Otters rape baby seals.

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Through years of extensive practice, yes
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I hope they steal your lunch money
thanks

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How long has it been since the last time you saw them?
More than three years now.

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It'll be fun

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I just realized I can't

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The Flood / Re: would you enslavs me y/n
« on: July 27, 2017, 01:32:48 AM »
title is based on looks alone but i am also very good at cleaning and fixing things
I have something you can clean right here ;)

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The Flood / Re: I'M SORRY I'M WHIIIITE OH I'M SO SORRY SO SORRY
« on: July 27, 2017, 01:28:55 AM »
It's apparent Loaf has been visiting Stormfront again
I'm actually a progressive.
Kinda hard to believe that when you hate women and shame fat people all the time

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The Flood / Re: We give each other real names
« on: July 26, 2017, 04:05:20 PM »
Give me one

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The Flood / Re: We give each other real names
« on: July 26, 2017, 03:28:34 PM »
Chally - Brock

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The Flood / Re: is this a good picture of me
« on: July 26, 2017, 02:21:37 PM »
Why is the couch cushion taped tho

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The Flood / Re: is this a good picture of me
« on: July 26, 2017, 02:10:18 PM »
i think it would be interesting to see something more candid
class asked if it was a good picture though

that kinda implies it's made as flattering as possible
that's my thing, i don't really like pictures that seem too affected and unnatural
That's most self taken pictures though, people don't like to share pictures that they think makes them look bad. I know I don't.

I think a big part of it is how frozen photos are. Most people are used to seeing themselves in a mirror, where they look like an actual living being. But a picture is a moment frozen forever, if your expression looks even slightly off it looks like a grotesque vax mask version of yourself.

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The Flood / Re: arf
« on: July 26, 2017, 02:05:56 PM »

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The Flood / Re: is this a good picture of me
« on: July 26, 2017, 02:01:26 PM »

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The Flood / arf
« on: July 26, 2017, 01:59:59 PM »


























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The Flood / Re: is this a good picture of me
« on: July 26, 2017, 01:55:30 PM »
i think it would be interesting to see something more candid
class asked if it was a good picture though

that kinda implies it's made as flattering as possible

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The Flood / Re: I took all the pills
« on: July 26, 2017, 06:17:44 AM »
Don't die, okay?

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The Flood / Re: How did I do on Al Baghdadi's birthday?
« on: July 26, 2017, 01:24:40 AM »
you got this woman a car and she aint even your wife.  I get that you love this woman, but dang dude. Dont you got bills to pay or something?

It cut our car payment from $1200 to $450. I could have kept it or let her have it. I let her have it.

ah alright that makes more sense. but you need to do more than a quickie tho.

That's what I said! Sure, we saved a LOT of money. But that should get me more points. Even her friends said it at least earned me anal. And that's HER friends saying it.
maybe you should just fuck her friends

After her ex and what ex mrs charlie pulled, that would be too far. I am a man of honor after all.
It's not cheating if it's filming  a porno.

Funny story. When we first started dating, I asked she send me a picture of her puss. At work. She did. iCloud synced it to ALL my and her devices. It took a bit to get all the pics deleted.
Isn't this the plot of a Seth Rogen movie or something?

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