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5011
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:46:17 PM »
I'm American - the only culture we remotely celebrate is our own.
St Patricks?
5012
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:33:15 PM »
I want to make you feel good as our two tongues interlock with each other and my hips start moving, grinding on your lap.
hnng
Oh, are you getting excited down there? Here, let me feel it.
*unbuckles pants*
It's so big and warm, I don't know if I'll be able to fit the whole thing down my throat, but I'll try.
Is my 6.7 inches too much for you?
It can be for my cute and fragile little throat.
Aww, chucks =(
It's okay, you just give me incentive to better myself and try harder. Tell me how it feels.
*begins to take your whole shaft down my throat*
Oh, I... Ohh...
I'm so glad I am able to please you, it makes me feel very happy. Please let me make you feel even better.
*lifts butt in front you*
*grabs you by the hips* Let's do this.
5013
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:30:27 PM »
This is surprising accurate. I've been the brown and white bunny on numerous occasions.
Both of them? Edit: wait nevermind
5014
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:23:39 PM »
I want to make you feel good as our two tongues interlock with each other and my hips start moving, grinding on your lap.
hnng
Oh, are you getting excited down there? Here, let me feel it.
*unbuckles pants*
It's so big and warm, I don't know if I'll be able to fit the whole thing down my throat, but I'll try.
Is my 6.7 inches too much for you?
It can be for my cute and fragile little throat.
Aww, chucks =(
It's okay, you just give me incentive to better myself and try harder. Tell me how it feels.
*begins to take your whole shaft down my throat*
Oh, I... Ohh...
5015
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:19:39 PM »
I want to make you feel good as our two tongues interlock with each other and my hips start moving, grinding on your lap.
hnng
Oh, are you getting excited down there? Here, let me feel it.
*unbuckles pants*
It's so big and warm, I don't know if I'll be able to fit the whole thing down my throat, but I'll try.
Is my 6.7 inches too much for you?
It can be for my cute and fragile little throat.
Aww, chucks =(
5016
« on: January 25, 2015, 12:56:13 PM »
wat
5017
« on: January 25, 2015, 12:25:20 PM »
I want to make you feel good as our two tongues interlock with each other and my hips start moving, grinding on your lap.
hnng
Oh, are you getting excited down there? Here, let me feel it.
*unbuckles pants*
It's so big and warm, I don't know if I'll be able to fit the whole thing down my throat, but I'll try.
Is my 6.7 inches too much for you?
5018
« on: January 25, 2015, 10:50:46 AM »
He sits on pillars.
pointy ones
I have a pillar for you right here
is it long and pointy?
You bet.
5019
« on: January 25, 2015, 10:49:08 AM »
I want to make you feel good as our two tongues interlock with each other and my hips start moving, grinding on your lap.
hnng
Oh, are you getting excited down there? Here, let me feel it.
*unbuckles pants*
5020
« on: January 25, 2015, 10:48:18 AM »
He sits on pillars.
pointy ones
I have a pillar for you right here
5021
« on: January 25, 2015, 10:44:38 AM »
I want to make you feel good as our two tongues interlock with each other and my hips start moving, grinding on your lap.
hnng
5022
« on: January 25, 2015, 08:47:12 AM »
5023
« on: January 25, 2015, 07:59:13 AM »
No gay gene =/= homosexuality not being natural. Why would one exclude the other? Homosexuality has been recorded in hundreds of animal species, therefore it is in fact natural. Spoiler Hah, my phone corrected 'animal' to 'anal'
5024
« on: January 25, 2015, 07:55:22 AM »
I wanna do bad things to you.
don't stop
Bad things like murdering your entire family.
stop
You said "don't stop".
When I said I wanted a killer evening, I didn't mean literally.
5025
« on: January 25, 2015, 07:53:30 AM »
I wanna do bad things to you.
don't stop
Bad things like murdering your entire family.
stop
5026
« on: January 25, 2015, 07:51:35 AM »
I wanna do bad things to you.
don't stop
5027
« on: January 25, 2015, 07:50:26 AM »
tfw you fucked the daughter of a chatbot
5028
« on: January 25, 2015, 07:40:28 AM »
I'll eh...
Stay clean, thanks.
You're not my mom.
5029
« on: January 25, 2015, 07:39:22 AM »
I'm gonna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat
oh bbeh
5030
« on: January 25, 2015, 07:37:38 AM »
T4R 
5031
« on: January 25, 2015, 06:14:14 AM »
Roaring red fires... Malt beer!
5032
« on: January 25, 2015, 06:10:45 AM »
If you can output video from the jack on the card (and not on the mobo) I think it should be fine?
5033
« on: January 25, 2015, 06:08:08 AM »
Oh, you.
5034
« on: January 25, 2015, 05:52:27 AM »
Halo: CE is 13 years and 4 months old.
Edit: my bad it's only 13 years and 2 months
5035
« on: January 25, 2015, 05:37:55 AM »
*Chakas
5036
« on: January 25, 2015, 05:07:57 AM »
I don't know how the fuck that happened but I saw 'Liam Neeson' and thought of Sean Bean.
So yeah my vote for him means Sean Bean.
5037
« on: January 25, 2015, 04:51:35 AM »
dis b mah 1705th post
72 'til unstoppable
5038
« on: January 25, 2015, 04:33:42 AM »
Who was the guy that took it from you? Was he big?
5039
« on: January 25, 2015, 04:28:40 AM »
Do it.
5040
« on: January 24, 2015, 04:50:22 PM »
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