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4921
« on: January 27, 2015, 09:37:37 AM »
4922
« on: January 27, 2015, 09:31:27 AM »
PORN PORN
PORN PORN
PORN PORN
PORN PORN
confrmdz
u watch rwby pronz
I can point you in the direction of some if you want.
Spoiler  it... It actually exists?..
Yep.
4923
« on: January 27, 2015, 09:26:59 AM »
PORN PORN
PORN PORN
PORN PORN
PORN PORN
confrmdz
u watch rwby pronz
I can point you in the direction of some if you want.
4924
« on: January 27, 2015, 09:24:51 AM »
PORNPORN
PORNPORN
PORNPORN
PORNPORN
4925
« on: January 27, 2015, 08:21:05 AM »
"If you were my son I wouldn't let you have this surgery"
4926
« on: January 27, 2015, 08:10:42 AM »
These are getting more and more elaborate.
4927
« on: January 27, 2015, 08:00:42 AM »
Keep it out of reach from any raccoons.
4929
« on: January 27, 2015, 06:49:38 AM »
Time to stop posting :^)
noo :^(
4930
« on: January 27, 2015, 06:20:03 AM »
Called "Blood, Sweat and Bears".
4931
« on: January 27, 2015, 05:22:54 AM »
4932
« on: January 27, 2015, 04:28:11 AM »
I have no idea who you are since I'm a newfag who joined in early 2013, but welcome!
4933
« on: January 27, 2015, 04:23:24 AM »
It's 11:23 am for me, and I haven't even eaten lunch.
4934
« on: January 27, 2015, 04:22:06 AM »
I only became unstoppable to pull dicks
Out of where?
Oh, you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
4935
« on: January 27, 2015, 04:05:49 AM »
I only became unstoppable to pull dicks
4936
« on: January 27, 2015, 04:04:46 AM »
 YOU MOIGTH EVEN 'AVE A LTTLE BY ACCIDEWNT
4937
« on: January 27, 2015, 03:53:14 AM »
I can post in this thread now that I'm not on a library computer.
So post.
4938
« on: January 27, 2015, 03:47:34 AM »
4939
« on: January 27, 2015, 02:56:29 AM »
 CHICKS DIG THE CAR
4940
« on: January 27, 2015, 02:48:52 AM »
So in my calculus class last year in math, there were these two Chinese twins. Ving, and Ling. Ving was always super cool with me. In exchange for answers (he was super smart) I would hang out with him and be his friend and stuff. After I cheated off of him and studied with him though, I did get to be his friend and we got very close. His sister, Ling, was always uptight about school and she made sure to study, she got stressed about a B, etc. One day I was hanging out with Ving, and we started talking about names. He went off on this huge rant about how he hated his, and how he wanted to change it to something more Asian-American, like Lee. I told him that the Courthouse downtown had a form that you could fill to legally change it. He told me:
"I always give you answers. If you could just drive me down to the courthouse this one time, I will never forget you. I just hate this god-forsaken Chinese name and I want to get rid of it forever." He seemed pretty adamant about it, so I decided the best decision would be to take him. We walked out to my car, and right as I put the keys in the ignition Ling came running and tapped on the car door like a madman. I rolled it down and she started freaking out about how Ving's name had been passed down through generations and generations, but Ving didn't care. He just wanted to go down to the Courthouse and get it over with. Ling figured that coming with would be the best idea, so if anything else came up that she would be needed for, she would be there for Ving. Honestly, I felt stuck in the middle of a family feud, so I just took her along.
When we got to the Courthouse, Ving confidently walked up to the front desk and asked the receptionist if he could change his name. She gave him a little packet of paper and told him to sit down. Ling and I waited patiently while Ving filled out his info. I was watching him fill it out and I noticed he really did want to change his name to Lee. Before he finished, though, he started tearing up. He told me he couldn't change his name. He asked the lady at the front that he couldn't do it, and she told him he would need twenty dollars to cancel the request. Ling was so relieved and happy that he changed his mind, she dug through her purse, found the money, and started to hand it to the receptionist.
It was at this moment that the most stereotypical Asian man burst through the doors. He was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, a visor, American flag shorts, flip flops, everything. This little guy was decked out.
When Ving and his old man saw each other, they both started bawling, and embraced each other. Out of his tears, Ving said
"Dad, I love my name. I want to be Ving forever, and I'm going to name my kids Ving, and they're going to name their kids Ving, and-"
And the old man said "Dont, stop. Be Lee, Ving! Hold onto that fee, Ling."
4941
« on: January 27, 2015, 01:52:49 AM »
Try disconnecting the GPU and plugging the video cable into your mobo, that way you can see if the GPU is the problem. I don't really know how to diagnose other hardware problems, but I'm sure Google will give you the answer.
I hope you can find what's causing the error.
4942
« on: January 27, 2015, 01:47:38 AM »
Ginger Joe is pretty good. 
4943
« on: January 27, 2015, 01:39:56 AM »
I'm pretty empathic and forgiving.
4944
« on: January 27, 2015, 01:35:31 AM »
If I'm not interested in what I'm doing, I have a very hard time keeping my motivation up.
On the flip side however, if I am interested, I can go on for hours without rest. It's why I'm pursuing a career in video game design, I couldn't stand a "normal" job.
4945
« on: January 27, 2015, 01:32:08 AM »
where the hell did my avatar go?
It was probably removed because it was pornographic.
i think it's pretty sad that that happened.
Why? The rules are clear on sexual content, it has to be in a spoiler. That's obviously not possible for an avatar.
4946
« on: January 26, 2015, 04:13:18 PM »
where the hell did my avatar go?
It was probably removed because it was pornographic.
4947
« on: January 26, 2015, 03:59:35 PM »
That's triple gay.
4948
« on: January 26, 2015, 03:58:45 PM »
4949
« on: January 26, 2015, 03:03:46 PM »
lmao
4950
« on: January 26, 2015, 03:01:47 PM »
I've never smoked weed.
I'll always post dank memes through.
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