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The Flood / Re: nothing is ever on fire
« on: March 29, 2015, 12:04:32 PM »
Here, here


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The Flood / Re: What a time to be alive!
« on: March 29, 2015, 12:03:25 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Why don't ants eat poo?
« on: March 29, 2015, 12:02:34 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Just got hit by a motorcycle, AMA
« on: March 29, 2015, 09:22:30 AM »
Are you the Joker?

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The Flood / Re: YO FLEE
« on: March 29, 2015, 05:59:21 AM »
But hey, great fries, beer, and chocolate!
You better know it, friend.

And weeb is also (sorta) legal here, for own use.
Weebs are legal? That sounds horrible.

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The Flood / Re: Am I the only one...
« on: March 29, 2015, 04:12:59 AM »
Herpes sounds like a hero from Greek mythology.

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The Flood / Re: You guys make me sad
« on: March 29, 2015, 04:12:05 AM »
If you think a certain reply  would be funny, why don't you make it yourself?

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Where's the trigger?

WHERE IS IT?

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The Flood / Re: can someone please explain to me what sloths do
« on: March 28, 2015, 06:51:21 PM »
They make excellent astronauts, for one.

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The Flood / Re: Um, oh
« on: March 28, 2015, 05:43:01 PM »
 8)

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The Flood / Re: YO FLEE
« on: March 28, 2015, 05:37:50 PM »
Where he lives pot and hookers are legal, so I don't think he's complaining.
You're confusing Belgium with the Netherlands.
Oh, nevermind.

But hey, great fries, beer, and chocolate!

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The Flood / Re: YO FLEE
« on: March 28, 2015, 04:10:37 PM »
Where he lives pot and hookers are legal, so I don't think he's complaining.

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The Flood / Re: Fucking Mailmen
« on: March 28, 2015, 04:09:16 PM »
I heard your mom enjoys that

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The Flood / Re: How do you dooo
« on: March 28, 2015, 04:08:26 PM »
How do you do what you do to me
Oh if I knew
If I knew what you're doing to me
I'd do it to you

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The Flood / Re: I don't get it
« on: March 28, 2015, 04:06:29 PM »
oh hi mark

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The Flood / Re: Shall I say he, or she?
« on: March 28, 2015, 11:27:57 AM »
The equivalent of the Swedish "hen" in English would be "them". He, she, them. His, her, their, etc.

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The Flood / Re: 007 Spectre New Trailer
« on: March 28, 2015, 10:31:49 AM »
Noice.

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The Flood / Re: Is it gay if....
« on: March 28, 2015, 10:31:15 AM »
You guys are weird. Why would you want to suck your own dick?

1. I would get my dick sucked

2. I would have a dick in my mouth

I can see why straight guys wouldn't want to, though.

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The Flood / Re: Is it gay if....
« on: March 28, 2015, 10:12:37 AM »
Not really.

Though I guess it would depend on how you view it and for what reason you do it.

Do you do it as a form of masturbation? Then it isn't gayer than doing it with your hand.

But if you do it in order to have a dick in your mouth, well...

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The Flood / Re: Remember Flood, bananas need protected to.
« on: March 28, 2015, 10:08:41 AM »
dats nasty

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The Flood / Re: can i borrow some memes
« on: March 27, 2015, 06:39:51 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Do you do this?
« on: March 27, 2015, 06:29:18 PM »
Like... Do I change my attitude when around a teacher?
No, not a teacher; all of them, and people that you think are important for your success.
It's not that black and white and is different from case to case, but yes. I don't joke around about dank maymays in job interviews. 

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The Flood / Re: Lets pretend to be tween girls
« on: March 27, 2015, 06:27:22 PM »
hanging out with ma BEST GURL REBECCA XD :3 <3 #bestfriends

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The Flood / Re: goodnight homos
« on: March 27, 2015, 05:06:31 PM »
Night straight boy

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The Flood / Re: what email service do gay guys use
« on: March 27, 2015, 04:54:12 PM »
hotmale.com

That's a legit gay porn site, I checked.

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The Flood / Re: Somebody just stole a bunch of my shit
« on: March 27, 2015, 03:50:00 PM »
Jeez, that's unfortunate.

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The Flood / Re: flood
« on: March 27, 2015, 01:06:49 PM »
HOW IS BABBY FORMED

HOW GRIL GET PREGNANT

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Are they really original to 9gag, though?

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You could probably go and have a look from a distance, but taking pictures might make them think you are a russkie spy >_>
Even if they wouldn't be legitimately suspicious it might still be illegal.

I found out recently that photographing or depicting the police station in our city in any way is forbidden, as it's classified as a "protected object". I can understand doing so from above, as you could see confiscated  stuff or arrested suspects being transported into the station, in the backyard. But from the front?

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