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The Flood / Re: I Need A Good Movie
« on: August 12, 2015, 09:01:18 AM »
Here's a few from a list from my local cinema

Quote
Autism Friendly
wat

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The Flood / Re: This time tomorrow I'll have my A-level results
« on: August 12, 2015, 08:59:16 AM »
I thought I'd done okay before I found out the boundaries.

Now I'm preparing to seppuku.
I think it's a little bit too late to practice math cross words to get better.

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Gaming / Re: Fallout 4 leaked footage...on Pornhub
« on: August 12, 2015, 08:30:02 AM »
I was only 10 years old. I loved Todd so much, I had all the bobble heads and games. I pray to Todd every night before bed thanking him for the Pipboy I've been given. Todd is love I say, Todd is life. My dad, Lucas Simms, overhears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Todd. I called him a cunt. He hits me with a sledgehammer and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now, and my head is crippled. I lay in bed and set it for 3 hours. The screen goes black. I feel something touch me. Its Todd. "I am so happy" he whispers in to my ear. "This is my wasteland." He grabs me with his powerful deathclaw hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my vault doors for Todd. He penetrates my vault. It hurts so much but I do it for Todd. I can feel my vault tearing. He cripples my legs. I push against the power of his atom. I want to please Todd. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his Fatman. My dad walks in. Todd looks him straight in the eyes and says "It just works." Todd leaves through my window. Todd is love, Todd is life
http://www.fromtexttospeech.com/texttospeech_output_files/0993683001439385928/7627480.mp3

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The Flood / Re: Fire thread.
« on: August 12, 2015, 08:27:45 AM »
this girl

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The Flood / Re: Your first relationship
« on: August 12, 2015, 07:53:43 AM »
In like 4th or 5th grade, I asked this girl if she wanted to be together, and she said yes, but "only after school"

It lasted a few months. I visited her house once. In the summer I sent her a post card from a car trip that my family was on.

Once school started again, I made the mistake of asking her if we still was together in front of a few people. She denied that we had ever been together.

Kids yo

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The Flood / Re: Steve Buscemi: Hero?
« on: August 11, 2015, 03:41:03 PM »
I NEED A HERO

I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO

'TIL THE MORNING LIGHT


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The Flood / Re: tfw you only fap to moms now
« on: August 11, 2015, 03:37:03 PM »

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The Flood / Re: tfw you only fap to moms now
« on: August 11, 2015, 03:21:14 PM »
Nowadays I mostly fap to...

Spoiler
DEEZ
NUTS

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The Flood / Re: ITT create your own friend
« on: August 11, 2015, 02:30:27 PM »

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The Flood / Re: When does school start for you?
« on: August 11, 2015, 12:23:59 PM »
I move in on the 23rd.  I'm excited and nervous.  Mostly because I have a heart attack transporting my models.
What models?

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Gaming / Re: I have a question for the PC Fag Race
« on: August 11, 2015, 12:04:39 PM »
Because they're easy to run, and every kid with a laptop can play them. Popularity doesn't necessarily equal quality.

Also, one of the reasons PC is great as a gaming platform is because of things like that. If you want the to play the latest and most demanding games, you can do that, but it'll cost you a little. If you just want to play long-lived multiplayer games with friends, you can do that for considerably cheaper. You have options on PC, on console you don't.

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The Flood / Re: When does school start for you?
« on: August 11, 2015, 11:58:03 AM »
31st, I think it'll just be an introduction ceremony though. First day of college and all that.

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The Flood / Re: TSA fucked up my Rubik's cube
« on: August 11, 2015, 03:29:54 AM »
Wow wrong thread smh
wtf ur a fgt tbh imho lmao

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I won a million dollars and cured cancer.

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The Flood / Re: I'm at 600 posts!
« on: August 10, 2015, 03:06:35 PM »
look at this plebeian

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The Flood / Re: tfw leaving for college in 6 days
« on: August 10, 2015, 03:04:46 PM »
Now you can bang all the girls you want.
Or boys.


Two fifty-people classes of people who want to do video games for a living, the dating front will either be great or absolutely terrible.

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The Flood / Re: Captions this
« on: August 10, 2015, 03:03:06 PM »
Lemon, Zesty, Loaf.

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The Flood / Re: 
« on: August 10, 2015, 03:01:55 PM »
Wait, not anymore it seems.

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The Flood / Re: 
« on: August 10, 2015, 03:01:28 PM »
Try to change your name to "             ".

It's not space bar spaces, they're invisible characters. You can also blank post with them.

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The Flood / Re: Definitely going fo a Third Reich feel
« on: August 10, 2015, 02:57:27 PM »
heil sithIS

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The Flood / Re: tfw no squad
« on: August 10, 2015, 02:55:14 PM »
so that's it huh

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The Flood / Re: Biggest fuckboy in this site?
« on: August 10, 2015, 02:54:04 PM »
is that offensive or

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The Flood / tfw leaving for college in 6 days
« on: August 10, 2015, 02:53:24 PM »
tfw you won't have to worry about room mates

feels good mang

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Gaming / Re: Favorite sounds from games
« on: August 10, 2015, 09:23:31 AM »
YouTube


YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Late night thought
« on: August 10, 2015, 08:42:51 AM »
He got sick, right? I don't remember how he recovered, it's years since I saw the movie.

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The Flood / Re: I'm almost at 3000 posts.
« on: August 10, 2015, 07:54:49 AM »
Whoah, I'm just 150 posts away from 3000.

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The Flood / Re: can we get an "oh" thread going?
« on: August 10, 2015, 06:20:43 AM »
oh

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The Flood / Re: Resurrection 'F' did something really fucking stupid
« on: August 10, 2015, 06:19:55 AM »
Isn't she older than Goku? Older than Bulma even?

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