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The Flood / Re: sup lozers
« on: September 14, 2016, 05:44:30 PM »
my back

ahahaha ow

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The Flood / Re: Calling all new members
« on: September 14, 2016, 05:44:03 PM »
r u sayin we can say f**k

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The Flood / Re: Art Hub
« on: September 14, 2016, 05:30:58 PM »


A year of progress.

inb4 weebshit

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The Flood / Re: I matched with a bot on tinder
« on: September 11, 2016, 03:48:06 PM »
this isn't a bot, you swedeshit.

A door just closed and I'm home alone.

Anyway, "du har ett sött leende :)" is fucking gay
well not everyone looks like bodybuilder and is able to pick up chicks with "eyy wan sum fuq"
So you don't work out? Well shit, if you're a couch potato you can have all the couch potatoes there are. In the meantime I'll have those who actually spend time on improving themselves.
why does it seem like you have a personal problem with me? fuck off.

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The Flood / Re: Here's a Useful Tip
« on: September 11, 2016, 03:42:36 PM »
I'll try to remember this

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The Flood / this is the best variation of this meme I've seen
« on: September 11, 2016, 03:41:25 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: I matched with a bot on tinder
« on: September 11, 2016, 03:39:58 PM »
this isn't a bot, you swedeshit.

A door just closed and I'm home alone.

Anyway, "du har ett sött leende :)" is fucking gay
well not everyone looks like bodybuilder and is able to pick up chicks with "eyy wan sum fuq"

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The Flood / Re: yea
« on: September 11, 2016, 03:38:34 PM »
I just shitpost here nowadays, I've given up all hope for actual discussion
i thought i told you to poison yourself
it's because we both have fish avatars isn't it

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The Flood / Re: yea
« on: September 11, 2016, 12:25:13 PM »
I just shitpost here nowadays, I've given up all hope for actual discussion

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The Flood / Re: I matched with a bot on tinder
« on: September 11, 2016, 12:22:51 PM »
We all know you're gay.
well too bad, I'm not

at least not exclusively.

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The Flood / I matched with a bot on tinder
« on: September 11, 2016, 12:18:59 PM »
From the beginning it was suspicious, she had too perfect pictures and her bio said "WATCH and MEET UP! kik me >>> *insert kik name*

Transcript from chat. Me to the right, her to the left.

Du har ett sött leende :)


hello there :)


Hi! I said that you have a cute smile :)


oh thank you,
sorry just visiting here,
im originally from US, do
you have kik app?


I don't, sorry

So what brings you to >CITY<?


visiting my
friend
can you
download kik?
its easy to chat
there, sorry im
new on this
application


I could help you with
learning it :)


did you read
my bio?

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The Flood / Re: Art Hub
« on: September 11, 2016, 10:40:33 AM »
Spoiler

WIP. I'll actually finish this one, it's for a school thingy.



Finished version.

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The Flood / Re: Who was the worst teacher you've ever had?
« on: September 11, 2016, 05:08:47 AM »
Our sixth grad English teacher (mind you English is my second language not my first) that to "test the ability of the class" had us practice fucking colors and fruits, the things that we learned in 2nd grade which was fours years prior.

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The Flood / Re: fuck you velox im drunk and typing fine
« on: September 11, 2016, 05:06:50 AM »
*I'm

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The Flood / Re: fuuuuuark tequila shots are fun as fuck
« on: September 11, 2016, 03:56:19 AM »
ye tequila is pretty fun, it feels like it twists my intestines around the moments it reaches my stomach though

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The Flood / Re: Humanity is a disease
« on: September 11, 2016, 03:51:36 AM »
we do behave much like a virus but on a bigger scale

question is, do we embrace that nature or try to overcome it?

or at least try to minimize the bad influences on natural habitats, it's not like we can give back every city to nature and dismantle all the skyscrapers

this may sound like hippie bullshit but if you stop and think about it for a moment it really is kind of fucked up in a way

like we are just one species out of billions that have evolved to such perfection that we're ruling this world

we're basically only capable of stuff when we're cooperating though, like ants or bees. put a single human down in the middle of nowhere and they're fucked

it's kind of funny and sad at the same time to me, but I wouldn't go back to the stone age because of it. we'd just end up in the same place again after a while, and faster than the first time unless we somehow lost all memories as well. even then there would be artifacts that we could learn from.


sorry, I'm rambling.

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The Flood / Re: Dolce and Gabbana knocks it out of the park again
« on: September 11, 2016, 03:43:10 AM »
I wish I had the money to dress like this.
You do, unless you're dirt poor.

You can get good quality stuff that looks exactly like this (or better) for much cheaper than D&G.

This is coming from a former /fa/ggot.
well I'm currently living on student aid, so yeah

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The Flood / Re: Dolce and Gabbana knocks it out of the park again
« on: September 10, 2016, 02:32:14 PM »
I wish I had the money to dress like this.

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The Flood / Re: Ever brush your teeth so thoroughly
« on: September 10, 2016, 02:30:00 PM »
I don't have a gag reflex... so no...
how you doin'

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The Flood / Aight gonna go. To bed
« on: September 09, 2016, 07:30:46 PM »
Sleep tight pupper

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The Flood / Re: Xtfudieidufifodidigifi
« on: September 09, 2016, 07:26:21 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Am i incoherent
« on: September 09, 2016, 07:25:38 PM »
yeah keep drinking until death plz
Whoah tag it down man

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The Flood / Xtfudieidufifodidigifi
« on: September 09, 2016, 07:24:58 PM »
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The Flood / Re: I'm drunk k again
« on: September 09, 2016, 07:23:48 PM »
Dick?
I wish

Got kissed by a chick tho

She's recently sinfle

She's a friend but should I.go for it

Do she got a dick?
Pribably not

Yeah no dump that shit, brah.
But that pushy tho

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The Flood / Re: I'm officially a quarter of a century old... AMA
« on: September 09, 2016, 07:23:07 PM »
Lol u old

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The Flood / Re: I'm drunk k again
« on: September 09, 2016, 07:22:10 PM »
Dick?
I wish

Got kissed by a chick tho

She's recently sinfle

She's a friend but should I.go for it

Do she got a dick?
Pribably not

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The Flood / Am i incoherent
« on: September 09, 2016, 07:21:28 PM »
Because if I'm not i havet drinked enough

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The Flood / Re: I'm drunk k again
« on: September 09, 2016, 07:13:10 PM »
Dick?
I wish

Got kissed by a chick tho

She's recently sinfle

She's a friend but should I.go for it

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The Flood / Re: I'm drunk k again
« on: September 09, 2016, 06:44:43 PM »
>drinking alcohol
Ye man.

I.can barely stand up

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