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1711
Pissing clear liquid is healthy.
It's not even a hint of yellow tho, as if it's just water

1712
Is this good or bad?

I go like every 15 minutes too

1713
The Flood / Re: C3PO apparently has a silver leg
« on: December 11, 2016, 01:17:35 PM »
He's always had that. Are you from the Berenstein dimension?

1714
without me, Cheat wouldn't have converted his personal project into a bnet offsite and y'all wouldn't be here

1715
The Flood / Re: i think my sex drive is going up
« on: December 11, 2016, 06:23:45 AM »
try a fleshlight

1716
The Flood / Re: Just found this in the bathroom
« on: December 11, 2016, 06:19:12 AM »
That's a true playa.

Aqua Velva? That's some real Bro shit right there. His cock must resemble a fist
::)

You missed the sarcasm?
oh

yeah I know nothing about aftershave/cologne so it flew by me lol
what does his cock look like tho?

1717
The Flood / Re: I just had a pumpkin spice late
« on: December 11, 2016, 06:14:57 AM »
When you tasted it, did you have the urge to post on facebook your favorite things about Fall? How about wearing yoga pants? Uggs?

I read that even a single sip is enough to turn the blackest, most playa G into a lily white ginger chick from Vermont.
As a non-American, I always think of rats when I hear Vermont. Probably because the word is vaguely similar to vermin.

1718
The Flood / Re: Are you a grower or a shower?
« on: December 10, 2016, 02:03:33 PM »

1719
The Flood / Re: I believe I know where Roman Gladiator disappeared to.
« on: December 10, 2016, 02:02:22 PM »
It's like you're trying to be funny but you don't think you are
K.
^
That's the response of a mindless unimportant NPC
Your face is a mindless unimportant NPC
You're a depressed white knight. Usually it's a depressing white knight, but I guess you're self aware.
Well you're half right

1720
The Flood / Re: Are you a grower or a shower?
« on: December 10, 2016, 11:12:09 AM »
How do I tell
Does your penis grow considerably in size when you get an erection or does it stay about the same?

Oh it gets way bigger, it's like an obese person's thumb most of the time
Then you're a grower

1721
The Flood / Re: I believe I know where Roman Gladiator disappeared to.
« on: December 10, 2016, 10:45:09 AM »
It's like you're trying to be funny but you don't think you are
K.
^
That's the response of a mindless unimportant NPC
Your face is a mindless unimportant NPC

1722
The Flood / Re: Are you a grower or a shower?
« on: December 10, 2016, 10:44:19 AM »
How do I tell
Does your penis grow considerably in size when you get an erection or does it stay about the same?

1723
The Flood / Re: Are you a grower or a shower?
« on: December 10, 2016, 07:38:25 AM »
So I did some measurements and I have a 70% growth in length and a 40% growth in circumference.

1724
Not really, no.

Though when I rewatched Interstellar I thought of how much more powerful of an experience it was to watch it for the first time in a theater compared to watching it for the second time on a TV screen.

1725
The Flood / Re: Merry Christmas Happy New Years
« on: December 09, 2016, 06:26:24 PM »
me too thanks

1726
The Flood / Re: Are you a grower or a shower?
« on: December 09, 2016, 06:24:41 PM »
I have a tiny penis and draw elites with massive dongs to compensate.
pics?
Of my penis or Sangheili?
Yes

1727
The Flood / Re: Are you a grower or a shower?
« on: December 09, 2016, 04:58:11 PM »
I have a tiny penis and draw elites with massive dongs to compensate.
pics?

1728
The Flood / NSFW Are you a grower or a shower?
« on: December 09, 2016, 04:55:52 PM »
yeah

1729
The Flood / Re: I don't even know what the fuck to ask for for christmas
« on: December 05, 2016, 03:36:23 PM »
we just agreed to sort of skip the whole gist exchange thing this year in my family

1730
Gaming / Re: Hey Verbatim.
« on: December 04, 2016, 03:38:54 PM »
so I guess nothing came from this?

1731
Gaming / Re: Lol nvm
« on: December 04, 2016, 03:37:57 PM »
bump

1732
uh what

1733
The Flood / Reminder that I'm not straight
« on: December 02, 2016, 06:10:48 PM »
Thanks.

1734
The Flood / Re: Oh my god, this Mummy reboot
« on: December 02, 2016, 06:09:14 PM »
I feel like this will be the kind of movie that I won't even watch if it's on TV when I'm in my dad's cabin with no internet.

1735
The Flood / Re: Oh my god, this Mummy reboot
« on: December 02, 2016, 06:08:24 PM »
ugh

1736
The Flood / Re: Does Halo and Star Trek exist withing themselves?
« on: December 02, 2016, 01:52:33 PM »
Were William Shatner and Patrick Stewart famous actors in the Star Trek universe?
Wasn't Star Trek the thing that got them both famous? Either way they might have existed. Fun fact: Samuel L Jackson exists in the Marvel Universe.


1737
The Flood / Re: How did you find out Santa wasn't real?
« on: December 02, 2016, 01:47:24 PM »
I think I was about 6 or 7 years old. Mostly due to reasoning. For example, we never saw Santa, he only left the present sack at our door.

1738
The Flood / Re: Reminder that I'm not gay
« on: December 02, 2016, 10:41:30 AM »
Hey man I'm all up for people using whatever label they want, but liking guys is pretty gay fam

1739
The Flood / Re: Anyone have a collection of good sep7 quotes?
« on: December 02, 2016, 09:05:09 AM »

1740
The Flood / Re: Anyone have a collection of good sep7 quotes?
« on: December 02, 2016, 08:55:10 AM »

referring to Kiyo

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