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The Flood / Re: Looks like it's gonna be a great day today
« on: January 13, 2017, 03:21:34 AM »
I've been outside for like 25 minutes, I wanna stab the motherfucker who set this off

Spoiler
not really tho don't arrest me FBI

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The Flood / Re: Looks like it's gonna be a great day today
« on: January 13, 2017, 03:10:49 AM »
Same, was planning to have a productive day but then the fire alarm for the entire building went off and I have to stand out in the cold.

No, I'm not salty at aallll

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The Flood / Re: What's the biggest animal you personally have killed?
« on: January 13, 2017, 03:09:28 AM »
man imagine if verb wasn't banned, he'd be having a field day in this thread
See, this is how much easier things are now

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I don't usually like the nerdy "we can totally relate to the fanbase guise" characters, but Cisco on Flash is pretty funny.


Is that the blue beetle?
No, but becomes
Season 2 spoilers
Vibe

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Gaming / Re: Can you think of a worse online experiece
« on: January 13, 2017, 02:30:34 AM »
Playing games online while being black
Do black people have a hard time in voice chat? Here in Europe we don't really have a black population so I wouldn't know.
You usually hear their whole family in the background while they also have rap music on super loud that blares through the mic
oh

yeah we don't really have any equivalent here

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Gaming / Re: Can you think of a worse online experiece
« on: January 13, 2017, 02:23:47 AM »
Playing games online while being black
Do black people have a hard time in voice chat? Here in Europe we don't really have a black population so I wouldn't know.

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Gaming / Re: How good are you lads at the adventure games
« on: January 13, 2017, 02:21:04 AM »
Adventure games like... Skyrim, The Witcher?

I mean it's hard to be BAD at them, but I am sick of the genre lately since it's the same things I grow bored of.
No, adventure games like... Point & click ya know? Grim Fandango? Monkey Island? Myst? Sam & Max?
y not say point n click
I was, but I thought you guys would know and prefer me to call it adventure games
adventure seems vague
Does it really?

yeah

you can have an "adventure" in any game
But those are usually called action-adventure unless you have some specific titles that say otherwise
still vague af tho

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I don't usually like the nerdy "we can totally relate to the fanbase guise" characters, but Cisco on Flash is pretty funny.


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The Flood / Re: tea is godamn good
« on: January 13, 2017, 01:46:59 AM »
As in, rooibos that is flavoured with vanilla.
then its not tea

its an infusion
but it says tea on the package
if it's flavoured its an infusion

its only tea if the blend is all it is
well, it's not so much flavoured as it's mixed with "ture bourboun vanilla", whatever that is.

also wow I'm beginning to see casper's point here

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The Flood / Re: tea is godamn good
« on: January 13, 2017, 01:44:16 AM »
As in, rooibos that is flavoured with vanilla.
then its not tea

its an infusion
but it says tea on the package

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The Flood / Re: Tonight I proposed to my girlfriend
« on: January 13, 2017, 01:42:55 AM »
Is the couch comfy?

Nah, my bed is nice and soft
you made your gf sleep on the couch? um wow rude

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Ban Fedorakid.
lmao you spelled your own name wrong

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The Flood / Re: tea is godamn good
« on: January 13, 2017, 01:34:43 AM »
I can't really stand tea drinkers.. pretentious twats
coming from the self proclaimed beauty queen

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The Flood / Re: Anagrams
« on: January 13, 2017, 01:29:12 AM »
Incidentally, "Velox" is also an anagram of "cum guzzling semen demon".
that doesn't sound quite right...

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The Flood / Re: Everything I do on this website is for my post count
« on: January 12, 2017, 04:10:57 PM »
oy vey

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The Flood / Re: My father stormed the beach at normandy
« on: January 12, 2017, 04:09:36 PM »
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
He fell out of one of the guard towers.
Yeah right, your father died in Sweden from drowning in nazi cummies. Maybe you should've fought back, you commie bastard
well ya, but it was my grandfather I was talking about

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The Flood / Re: >he finds axe wounds attractive
« on: January 12, 2017, 02:40:29 PM »

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The Flood / Re: What's the biggest animal you personally have killed?
« on: January 12, 2017, 02:37:08 PM »
A chicken when I was three years old.
damn dude

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The Flood / Re: What's the biggest animal you personally have killed?
« on: January 12, 2017, 02:36:10 PM »
I once crushed a cockroach with my bare hand
that's like movie villain intimidation level

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There's a really good possibility I wouldn't even see her, why would I be scared?

lmao scared
Because you might see her.

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The Flood / Re: I've had a mostly constant boner for 6-7 hours
« on: January 12, 2017, 02:31:34 PM »
The general rule is call a doctor if it lasts for more than four hours, so yes definitely call.

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It just seems like such a chore to catch up.

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The emojis in your title breaks your nameplate on mobile, FYI.

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The Flood / Re: I can't sleep
« on: January 12, 2017, 11:18:20 AM »
I arrive late.

If I were on time I would've told you to ditch the late night internet surfing. The light from computer/phone screens is disruptive to your brain when it comes to sleeping. The blue light emitted tricks your brain into thinking that it's not sleepy time and instead daytime.

You were only making it worse.
f.lux can help to partially prevent this effect.

Still not good to sit up until midnight if you're supposed to be up early... cough cough not like I do that or anything... cough cough.

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Cheat
hacks can be used to cheat, does this mean that cheat is a hack?

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Ban all the gays
but ryle already said to ban all the mods

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The Flood / Re: Best avatar on this site?
« on: January 12, 2017, 10:48:27 AM »
That's what I thought, man.
I missed your reply sorry brah

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The Flood / Re: What's the biggest animal you personally have killed?
« on: January 12, 2017, 10:46:00 AM »
Back in '94 I did Basic Training at Ft Benning. We were doing a night fire drill with M60's. a big buck made the mistake of wandering down range. Over the span of 6 seconds you could see the tracers shift to aim on him. I am positive I didn't get the kill shot, but I think I got 2-3 in center mass.

It didn't suffer. It was dead very quickly. The Drills went down and got it. They field stripped it and took the meat to a butcher. We had an awesome barbecue the next day. Its head and skin are still probably on the wall in the Senior Drill Sergeant's Office.
plenty of bang for your buck eh

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The Flood / Re: whats the age range for millenial
« on: January 12, 2017, 10:44:28 AM »
Aren't millenials the ones born between 85 and 99 or something like that? I dunno lol

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